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DON’T TASE ME BRO: GIRL TALK EDITION

Check out the Daily Swarm to find out about a guy getting tased in the ass for a prolonged period of time at the Girl Talk concert at Washington University on November 9th.



Photo by Todd Owyoung@ ISHOOTSHOWS.com]

The guy was apparently getting naked, and it was on a college campus, so I guess it’s good that college campuses use tasers instead of guns to control unruly people.

If you’re going to have a Girl Talk concert, crazy things are going to happen. After a stage collapse in Dallas, the world is definitely waiting until a GIRL TALK TRAGEDY. Once some one dies at a Girl Talk concert, there’s definitely going to be a whole series of 60 Minutes-type specials on ‘a DJ who steals all of his music and kills people.’ I wonder if it will be good or bad for his image.

I think Illegal Art (Girl Talk’s label) should come up with an innovative new profit model, where he sells GIRL TALK LOTTERY TICKETS and VIP STAGE PASSES in order to regulate who gets to be on stage at the concert. It would probably be a good idea to get a good group of tame rich people on stage instead of greasy teens and belligerent members of the hipster proletariat who don’t know how to chill.

I think some one will probably die at a Girl Talk show in a foreign country.
What do YOU think?

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4 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted November 12, 2007 at 5:41 am | Permalink

    I go to Washu and I was at both shows pre and post tasering. And I can tell you that the police are the ones who need to chill out. After the guy was tasered girl talk played in the basement of a fraternity on campus without security, police or even a stage to speak of and it all passed without any significant problems. The naked guy was clearly not a threat and any police officer should be able to apprehend him without resorting to a tasering. He probably just didnt want to touch the guy because he was naked.

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  2. jellydonot
    Posted November 12, 2007 at 3:42 pm | Permalink

    Wow, this naked dude matter is totally spiraling out of control:
    http://www.pollsb.com/polls/poll/3728/dude-getting-naked-then-bum-tasered-at-girl-talk-washington-university-show

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  3. William
    Posted November 12, 2007 at 10:32 pm | Permalink

    the show after wash u pulled the plug (before the police showed up):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKuepA300fI

    pics from the gargoyle show, and the frat show:

    http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=6720&id=500689113

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted June 13, 2008 at 8:16 am | Permalink

    a girl talk show won’t be a riot in EU because nobody knows who he is here yet. (But he’s still killer!)

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