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Cheer up, JusticeBro


Cheer up, JusticeBro! You’ve ‘made it.’ You’re playing Madison Square Garden. You can smile in some of your party pix. No need to wear scarie t-shirts and belt buckles. The image might not go over well with girls who are growing out of Hannah Montana and into Ed Banger Products.

We’re proud of you. You’re turning the world on to this whole ‘electronic music’ thing, and even if the world rebels against the banger in 2009, we’ll always stand by you. Even after Kanye raps over one of your songs, we’ll be there for you.

And even if the general public isn’t enough for you, at least you’ve formed a rat pack who will love you forever. We’d all give anything to have a ‘core group of friends who have learned to express themselves, and are having some fun while doing it.’

Photos @ CobraSnaker

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8 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted January 5, 2008 at 6:07 am | Permalink

    leave justice bro alone. he doesn’t speak english. he just wants to buy more leather jackets and go home.

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted January 5, 2008 at 9:16 am | Permalink

    Get CraterFace some goddamn Proactiv. FOR FUCKING REAL.

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted January 5, 2008 at 1:33 pm | Permalink

    Anonymous2 is right, those angry red sores made all the wildlife leave my town

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  4. nek
    Posted January 5, 2008 at 1:44 pm | Permalink

    He is probably coming down. I think that half their time is spent making or playing music and the other half is coming down. You win some, you lose some.

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  5. AnonymousZinger
    Posted January 5, 2008 at 7:16 pm | Permalink

    HAHA RETURN OF THE CRATERFACE>>> HE’S MY BRO!!!!!!

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  6. Anonymous
    Posted January 5, 2008 at 7:57 pm | Permalink

    FUCK JUSTICE and the banger movement. we only need one daft punk in the world.

    a band (if you can call justice a band) is over once they’ve played on fucking jimmy kimmel

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  7. wittyreference
    Posted January 7, 2008 at 4:35 am | Permalink

    he looks so cracked out, but i don’t think they’ve gotten any sleep since june.

    music is over once its made. blogs are over once they’re blogged. comments are over once they’re left.

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted January 9, 2008 at 2:09 am | Permalink

    who is crater face? is he in MSTRKRTER?

    btw, if carles is a girl I want to date her.

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