Whenever I go to my favourite party pix sites, like the cobrasnake, I always see that there's 1 out of 10 dudes who dress like this:

or this:

Several years ago, you could say 'he dresses like he's in the Strokes!'

Others might say 'He looks like he's in one of those 60s/70s rock bands! I loove the Stones!!'

In 2008, we can boldly say, 'He Dresses like he's the bastardized Jonas Brother.'

What's up with THE JONAS BROTHERS? I feel uncomfortable when you find out these Disney phenomenons are a 'big deal.' I haven't really heard their music, but I'm sure it's in their best interests to start DJing/making bangers, if they want to stay alive in 2010.

They should also help Forever 21 launch their men's line.