HIPSTER RUNOFF

Meet Simply Colby.
He's not a band, he's just a myspacer worth blogging about.

He's so money & he may or may not even know it!

Captain Crunk in da house, yall.

Who Simply Colby Would Like To Meet:

Firewalkers. Geishas. Prostitutes. Artists. Sarcastic assholes. Drug Addicts. Alcoholics. People with music in their veins instead of blood. Truck Drivers. Eskimos. Indians. Jews, Germans, and Asians. Musicians. Sitar players. Dancers. Dreamers. Small Business Owners. Cage Dancers. DJs. People with a similar perspective. People with a cause. People without a cause at all. Someone who can show me love isn't a form of self-deception.

Chillin... waiting to meet his soulmate: a Jewish-Asian-Indian small business owner, moonlighting as a truck driving Geisha prostitute with music, art, alcoholism, and drug addiction in his veins instead of blood, who plays the sitar and DJs while cage dancing who can show Colbers love isn't a form of self-deception without being a sarcastic ass hole.

Chillin' in a lid... gettin his mutha fuckin Dasani on.


In case u were wondering, here's what Colbers is all about:

dont be surprised if i stop talking to you out of nowhere. i am not the most caring person these days
i love going to the gym and sweating up a storm.
I'm a drinker. Offer me vodka and you're my new best friend. However, don't put me around illegal drugs. I'm moving on from that bullshit.
I have a lot of mixed views about life, love, philosophy, and personal freedom. My ultimate day would be to sit in the park with a tall coffee and just talk in depth about it. Or a sushi restaraunt. Your choice.
Single and ok with it.

My ex girlfriend Carlene is still and will continue to be my best friend. I'm more than willing to date right now, but you have to be comfortable with that. I won't compromise my friendship.

I don't advocate racism in any form, abuse towards women, verbally or physically, and I can't stand machoism. I guess I'm not your typical male.

I am sarcastic, laughing, and joking around constantly. Making you laugh is what matters most to me.
I've learned that you can't trust blood or bond at the end of the day.
I have really bad habits, like biting my finger nails all the time
I can be pretty defensive, but its only because I want you to show that you'll fight to keep me around.
My ultimate goal in life is to own a venue/danceclub so I can be around music everyday.
Sometimes, I wish I could be simple.
I value the insides, not the out. Be real, not plastic
I will swing, I will fight, I will make you uncomfortable. Watch out

PS- I do not look like Perez Hilton. Perez Hilton looks like me. Get is straight. [no pun intended] :]

What r u listening 2?

AA Sleeveless Hoodie + Cargos + Checkered Loafers = The Secret 2 comfort

'Hey. It's Me. Simply Colby.'

FACIAL AXE WOUND

Simply Colby is chillin in ChiTown!

I'm to the point, no bullshit, ready to have fun, and don't let people slow me down.
As soon as I turn 21, I plan on taking Chicago's night scene by storm.
If I see weakness in your eyes, expect today to be your last day knowing me
you have to fight for your right to party with me. im done being too nice for my own good.
If you live around me and want to chill, hit me up. Im always looking to have a good time.

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Don't forget to send him a friend request!
http://www.myspace.com/thestudmuffin