Do you remember the last time you were at a concert, and you were moved to share an intimate moment with your lover?
I think the last time that happened to me was during the last 2 minutes of Interpol’s “PDA” in 2002.
Since I don’t talk about live music much, this post is dedicated to discussing the power of music in the live setting.
Multiple Choice (Pick One)
When was the last time you were moved by live music?
a) Gun Shots during an M.I.A. song?
b) An amazing beatmatch transition by Steve Aoki between a Soulwax RMX into a Bloc Party Remix?
c) Justice putting the “D.A.N.C.E” lyrics over “Phantom pt II”?
d) A Dan Deacon secret concert orgy that he tried to convince you was ‘performance art’?
e) Making out with a 15 year old wearing American Apparel for the first time to a Girl Talk concert
f) Hearing Broken Social Scene’s “Lover’s Spit” for the first time when you were in a relationship with a mainstreamer searching for his/her inner-alt, and listened to Broken Social Scene + The Postal Service?
g) Taking advantage of some one on LSD at an Animal Collective concert?
h) OTHER





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e) Making out with a 15 year old wearing American Apparel for the first time to a Girl Talk concert
his first time wearing american apparel?
or my first time making out with a 15 year old?
in either case, yes.
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An amazing beatmatch transition by Steve Aoki between a Soulwax RMX into a Bloc Party Remix?
hahahahahahaha oh man.
hahah probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever read.
-pj
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lol Steve Aoki sucks my balls.
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drinking so many PBR’s i forgot my name and heckled feist
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What’s funny is that I actually did make out with some random girl wearing what was probably AA and was probably 15 while I was at a Girl Talk concert. I’ve never been so excited for a show yet I still somehow fell asleep.
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the teenager’s “homecoming” when live was pretty cool (i fucked my american cunt/ i loved my english romance), too bad the girls on stage couldn’t remember the words to save their lives.
btw, by “pretty cool” i meant pretty mediocre fuck you hipster runoff i don’t like the teenagers but you forced me to.
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teh ghes only make out during house music.
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steve aoki sucks
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I made out with a boy during the teenager’s live set last week. the boy was wearing american apparel and had a molestache.
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Hmm… I was at this concert. Teenagers @ Great Hall. Those gays were being really annoying all night. They were just lame.
Cheers on sucking.
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I made out with a boy I knew liked me but didn’t like back during an A-Trak set. I tried to use that as an excuse but no one bought it.
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G
LSD IS TYTE
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is that scarlettt in front of the ghes?
and that girl to the left of the ghes is in painnn
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no way, scarlett is way hotter than that chick.
this picture is amazing. toronto loves gheys
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steve aoki beat matching. hahahaha!
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h) OTHER
C-ing eggbert make out w/ a first day of high school inspired AA v-neck wearing fifteen yr old @ Girl Talk. RAWPHuL!
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a) Gun Shots during an M.I.A. song
i was so drunk that i grabbed her wrist and she had to shake me off. not sure why i grabbed her wrist, probably because she was wearing her brian lichtenberg dinosaur bodysuit.
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dan deacon concert orgy.
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