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Soko: Better Bangs than Uffie?


Karen O = Bangs + AZN = _______

BANGS are:
a) sexiest when professionally styled
b) sexiest when you cut them yourself
c) UGLY AND STUPID, AND JUST FOR CUNTS WHO WANT ATTENTION
d) _______________________ (Free Response)

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Anonymous's picture

she bangs she bangs, oh she moves she moves! quiz: by which gay studmuffin?first correct answers get a free bang cut by my retarded cousin

Anonymous's picture

bangs are just a fad. i would like to see hipsterrunoff cover more interesting, and culturally relevant social phenomena like techtonik. for those who haven't experienced it yet http://youtube.com/watch?v=C0DXCZJBn4Q

Anonymous's picture

Do a piece about the Big Bang.

hipsterasaurus's picture

^ still yet to be proven trueDo something on the meteor that killed the glorious age of the dinosaurs!

Anonymous's picture

Bangs as a metaphor?Bangs to hide eyes? eyes as the windows to our souls?global overcompensation?

Anonymous's picture

Come on now. The 'theory' part in the Big Bang Theory is used in the same way that it is in the 'Theory of Evolution'. Which despite it's name, is not so much a theory, but an almost universally accepted principle. What about a piece on that new discovery show where they are going to actually do what the doctors in Jurassic Park did. Have you guys heard of this? It's fucking insane. They are really trying to make dinosaurs. It makes me feel like they only saw the first 15 minutes of the movie.

Eggbert's picture

OMG EGGBERT <3s SOKO! SHE IS QUITE THE LOVELY YOUNG GAL!

Anonymous's picture

I WOULD BANG SOKO

Anonymous's picture

soko is super sexxy

Anonymous's picture

aw i didnt know soko was so pretty!!BANGS are:ONLY sexy if youre facial bone structure works well with bangs.

dancerz's picture

TECKTONIK

Anonymous's picture

HOLY MY GOD SOKO IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. she's fucking adorable. bangs are a NECESSITY. It's either bangs or all your hair swept off your face. Anything in between looks ridiculous and means you are not indie enough to care about ha.

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D things that should be parted to the left

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The 'theory' part in the Big

The 'theory' part in the Big Bang Theory is used in the same way that it is in the 'Theory of Evolution'. Which despite it's name, is not so much a theory, but an almost universally accepted principle. What about a piece on that new discovery show where they are going to actually do what the doctors in Jurassic Park did.
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