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Soko: Better Bangs than Uffie?


Karen O = Bangs + AZN = _______

BANGS are:
a) sexiest when professionally styled
b) sexiest when you cut them yourself
c) UGLY AND STUPID, AND JUST FOR CUNTS WHO WANT ATTENTION
d) _______________________ (Free Response)

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14 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted February 4, 2008 at 3:21 pm | Permalink

    http://www.lil-wayne.info/images/lil-wayne.jpg

    bangs.

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted February 4, 2008 at 5:12 pm | Permalink

    she bangs she bangs, oh she moves she moves! quiz: by which gay studmuffin?
    first correct answers get a free bang cut by my retarded cousin

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted February 4, 2008 at 6:28 pm | Permalink

    bangs are just a fad. i would like to see hipsterrunoff cover more interesting, and culturally relevant social phenomena like techtonik. for those who haven’t experienced it yet http://youtube.com/watch?v=C0DXCZJBn4Q

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted February 4, 2008 at 7:56 pm | Permalink

    Do a piece about the Big Bang.

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  5. hipsterasaurus
    Posted February 4, 2008 at 10:17 pm | Permalink

    ^ still yet to be proven true

    Do something on the meteor that killed the glorious age of the dinosaurs!

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  6. Anonymous
    Posted February 5, 2008 at 12:13 am | Permalink

    Bangs as a metaphor?
    Bangs to hide eyes?
    eyes as the windows to our souls?
    global overcompensation?

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  7. Anonymous
    Posted February 5, 2008 at 12:19 am | Permalink

    Come on now. The ‘theory’ part in the Big Bang Theory is used in the same way that it is in the ‘Theory of Evolution’. Which despite it’s name, is not so much a theory, but an almost universally accepted principle.

    What about a piece on that new discovery show where they are going to actually do what the doctors in Jurassic Park did. Have you guys heard of this? It’s fucking insane. They are really trying to make dinosaurs.

    It makes me feel like they only saw the first 15 minutes of the movie.

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  8. Eggbert
    Posted February 5, 2008 at 3:03 am | Permalink

    OMG EGGBERT <3s SOKO! SHE IS QUITE THE LOVELY YOUNG GAL!

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted February 5, 2008 at 4:13 am | Permalink

    I WOULD BANG SOKO

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  10. Anonymous
    Posted February 5, 2008 at 8:15 am | Permalink

    soko is super sexxy

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  11. Anonymous
    Posted February 5, 2008 at 11:53 pm | Permalink

    aw i didnt know soko was so pretty!!

    BANGS are:
    ONLY sexy if youre facial bone structure works well with bangs.

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  12. dancerz
    Posted February 6, 2008 at 3:49 am | Permalink

    TECKTONIK

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  13. Anonymous
    Posted February 8, 2008 at 10:10 am | Permalink

    HOLY MY GOD SOKO IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. she’s fucking adorable.

    bangs are a NECESSITY. It’s either bangs or all your hair swept off your face. Anything in between looks ridiculous and means you are not indie enough to care about ha.

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  14. Joe Castagna
    Posted February 11, 2008 at 1:13 am | Permalink

    D things that should be parted to the left

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