PIT $TAIN @LERT

*51 min 46 sec* ago

	M.I.A. 'officially' sells out, accepts marginalized, dolled-up, sambo role in new Madonna video (15 comments)

*1 hour 42 min* ago

	Watch Lana Del Rey bask in her fame, adored by fans & paparazzi outside of Letterman (8 comments)

*2 hours 4 min* ago

	Lana Del Rey Album Sales: 'Born to Die' projected to sell ~60k copies, will land at #2 (11 comments)

*2 hours 12 min* ago

	HIPSTER RUNOFF VALENTINES' DAY QT CONTEST: WHO WILL WIN? (41 comments)

*5 hours 10 min* ago

	The New Yorker celebrates Carles & HIPSTER RUNOFF as only bright spot of LDR meme lifecycle (20 comments)

*5 hours 29 min* ago

	Lana Del Rey responds to hateful critics by purchasing major takeover ads on indie websites (7 comments)

*9 hours 34 min* ago

	Real Estate falls on hard times, forced to play buzz show at Chinese Buffet (12 comments)

*9 hours 48 min* ago

	1/30/2012: Nvr Forget The Critical Lynching of Lana Del Rey #Pray4Lana (9 comments)

*10 hours 33 min* ago

	Why M.I.A. will ruin the Super Bowl. (29 comments)

*14 hours 45 min* ago

	HUNK ALERT! Perez Hilton shows off his BANGIN, SHIRTLESS BOD! Has he 'gone twink'? (178 comments)

*1 day 2 hours* ago

	Skrillex wins an Oscar. Is a Grammy next? (10 comments)

*1 day 6 hours* ago

	Lana Del Rey says 'Eff U' to all the fat, grey-haired internet critics, has '#1 album in 11 countries' (33 comments)

*1 day 12 hours* ago

	Zooey Deschanel announces she has hidden, long lost sister named Emily. Is she the new ZoZo? (17 comments)

*1 day 16 hours* ago

	Some lofi bloggers that P4k fired launch new blog, e-PanHandle 4 money on internet (13 comments)


	Will the Cobrasnake be forced to get a new job bc of the party photography recession? (21 comments)
	Double D8 With my Bro: Grindfest 2k11--Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Bros Now (48 comments)
	Some bro in a buzzband goes on stage in a thong and twirls his peen around (53 comments)
	Hornie altbro violates his girlfriend by grinding her ass doggy style on the dance floor (66 comments)
	Alt Has No Size. Love Has No Size. I am the Plus-Sized Alt (76 comments)
	Steve Aoki sprays an altbro with champagne, altbro makes ‘money shot’ face (58 comments)
	Taking a self-pic with a famous person 2 enhance my facebook default pic (65 comments)
	Unchill AZN bro starts buzzband, gets gig, ruins chill vibes at venue (59 comments)
	Some Blipster Bro parties 2 hard, gets pit stains (50 comments)
	Unchill AZN bro steals microphone from buzzband, gives drunken speech, ruins chill vibes (83 comments)

Tue, 2008-02-12 16:54 | by Carles

'My whole life was finally starting to make sense. I knew I had a good chance of making it on to a party pic website this weekend. I had the perfect brown v-neck to match my leather wristband, and my new haircut finally made it clear to the world that I don't listen to Incubus any more. Unfortunately, when I checked Nicky Digital, I had a rowdie pitstain. My life is ovr.'
-an excerpt from an unnamed Livejournal

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WHERE DA PARTY AT

Comments

by B-School Dropout (not verified) | Tue, 2008-02-12 16:53

I think he uses 'Xanga'

by Anonymous (not verified) | Tue, 2008-02-12 17:16

andrew carbone?

by Anonymous (not verified) | Tue, 2008-02-12 19:06

Dave?

by Anonymous (not verified) | Tue, 2008-02-12 19:12

CARPHONE

by Anonymous (not verified) | Tue, 2008-02-12 20:18

members of incubus are actually the backing band / producers for jason schwartzman's "coconut records"

by Dave (not verified) | Tue, 2008-02-12 21:03

^doesn't make them any less embarrassing.

by Anonymous (not verified) | Tue, 2008-02-12 21:42

not at all. it is interesting though.

by Kat Walks (not verified) | Tue, 2008-02-12 23:01

this is adorable. i want to hug him. (after he's had a shower)

by Anonymous (not verified) | Tue, 2008-02-12 23:19

HAHAHA THIS IS ACTUALLY GENUINELY KIND OF HILARIOUS!HAHAHA people have feelings

by Anonymous (not verified) | Wed, 2008-02-13 00:43

ho daaaaamn.i bet he smelled salty.

by susieg (not verified) | Wed, 2008-02-13 01:05

Is this from Happy Endings at the Paradise Lounge in Boston?

by Anonymous (not verified) | Wed, 2008-02-13 03:20

the tone of this comment thread is way too diverse for my taste. let's keep it kuntish people. no feelings plz. and defn no exchanges of actual information. jeeez

by like the flu (not verified) | Wed, 2008-02-13 03:48

Wow I love this shit. I have noticed a nasty pit stain on this girl from a pic on facebook and she obviously did not notice she had a pit stain or she wouldnt have posted the pic. So its pretty funny.this is the greatest blog ever

by Anonymous (not verified) | Wed, 2008-02-13 04:25

i'm with anonymous on this one.

by Anonymous (not verified) | Wed, 2008-02-13 04:31

i saw a pic of fergie with a sweat or what was most likely a pee stain on her crotch. is she elder enough to have bladder control problems?

by Anonymous (not verified) | Thu, 2008-02-14 02:12

BRO ROCK 4 LYFEhurr

by Anonymous (not verified) | Thu, 2008-02-14 02:45

I don't know any of these people, but publicly making fun of them is ridiculous. You should take care of your self-esteem probs and stop wasting your time keeping tabs on cobrasnake or whatever.

by Anonymous (not verified) | Thu, 2008-02-14 04:00

BUT ANON... ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WERE DOING JUST NOW?BEING AN INTERWEB SAMARITAN... BIG IN '08?

by david (not verified) | Thu, 2008-02-14 09:03

hipster runoff u are a fucking loserwhat comes around goes around.. u deserve it..

by Anonymous (not verified) | Thu, 2008-02-14 16:29

badass - everyone should rock the floor as hard as this kid.

by SPIKEmgb (not verified) | Thu, 2008-02-14 16:31

THAT'S ME!!!Wow, the internet is insane. How did this happen to me? One minute I'm dancing having a good time then the next minute, my stains are blogged about. Shiiit...Well, shucks...you got me. Kudos, funny joke. Not a fan of the fake LJ comment though, but if I can't laugh at my own bodily functions or hipster-esque attire then I'm just another waste of life.

by Anonymous (not verified) | Thu, 2008-02-14 19:15

facepalm.jpg @ people unable to have an anonymous convo

by Catherine (not verified) | Sat, 2008-02-16 07:42