PIT $TAIN @LERT | Hipster Runoff


'My whole life was finally starting to make sense. I knew I had a good chance of making it on to a party pic website this weekend. I had the perfect brown v-neck to match my leather wristband, and my new haircut finally made it clear to the world that I don't listen to Incubus any more. Unfortunately, when I checked Nicky Digital, I had a rowdie pitstain. My life is ovr.'
-an excerpt from an unnamed Livejournal