‘My whole life was finally starting to make sense. I knew I had a good chance of making it on to a party pic website this weekend. I had the perfect brown v-neck to match my leather wristband, and my new haircut finally made it clear to the world that I don’t listen to Incubus any more. Unfortunately, when I checked Nicky Digital, I had a rowdie pitstain. My life is ovr.’
-an excerpt from an unnamed Livejournal
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25 Comments
I think he uses ‘Xanga’
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andrew carbone?
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Dave?
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CARPHONE
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members of incubus are actually the backing band / producers for jason schwartzman’s “coconut records”
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^doesn’t make them any less embarrassing.
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not at all. it is interesting though.
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this is adorable. i want to hug him. (after he’s had a shower)
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HAHAHA THIS IS ACTUALLY GENUINELY KIND OF HILARIOUS!
HAHAHA people have feelings
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ho daaaaamn.
i bet he smelled salty.
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Is this from Happy Endings at the Paradise Lounge in Boston?
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the tone of this comment thread is way too diverse for my taste. let’s keep it kuntish people. no feelings plz. and defn no exchanges of actual information. jeeez
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Wow I love this shit. I have noticed a nasty pit stain on this girl from a pic on facebook and she obviously did not notice she had a pit stain or she wouldnt have posted the pic. So its pretty funny.
this is the greatest blog ever
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i’m with anonymous on this one.
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i saw a pic of fergie with a sweat or what was most likely a pee stain on her crotch. is she elder enough to have bladder control problems?
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check fergie-ferg’s blog posts, search “rowdie cunt stains”.
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BRO ROCK 4 LYFE
hurr
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I don’t know any of these people, but publicly making fun of them is ridiculous. You should take care of your self-esteem probs and stop wasting your time keeping tabs on cobrasnake or whatever.
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BUT ANON… ISN’T THAT WHAT YOU WERE DOING JUST NOW?
BEING AN INTERWEB SAMARITAN… BIG IN ‘08?
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hipster runoff u are a fucking loser
what comes around goes around.. u deserve it..
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badass – everyone should rock the floor as hard as this kid.
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THAT’S ME!!!
Wow, the internet is insane. How did this happen to me? One minute I’m dancing having a good time then the next minute, my stains are blogged about. Shiiit…
Well, shucks…you got me. Kudos, funny joke. Not a fan of the fake LJ comment though, but if I can’t laugh at my own bodily functions or hipster-esque attire then I’m just another waste of life.
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facepalm.jpg @ people unable to have an anonymous convo
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i bet this crushed his ego
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Wait, why is Incubus and/or its members embarrassing? I honestly don’t understand…
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