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PIT $TAIN @LERT


‘My whole life was finally starting to make sense. I knew I had a good chance of making it on to a party pic website this weekend. I had the perfect brown v-neck to match my leather wristband, and my new haircut finally made it clear to the world that I don’t listen to Incubus any more. Unfortunately, when I checked Nicky Digital, I had a rowdie pitstain. My life is ovr.’
-an excerpt from an unnamed Livejournal

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25 Comments

  1. B-School Dropout
    Posted February 12, 2008 at 5:53 pm | Permalink

    I think he uses ‘Xanga’

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted February 12, 2008 at 6:16 pm | Permalink

    andrew carbone?

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted February 12, 2008 at 8:06 pm | Permalink

    Dave?

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted February 12, 2008 at 8:12 pm | Permalink

    CARPHONE

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  5. Anonymous
    Posted February 12, 2008 at 9:18 pm | Permalink

    members of incubus are actually the backing band / producers for jason schwartzman’s “coconut records”

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  6. Dave
    Posted February 12, 2008 at 10:03 pm | Permalink

    ^doesn’t make them any less embarrassing.

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  7. Anonymous
    Posted February 12, 2008 at 10:42 pm | Permalink

    not at all. it is interesting though.

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  8. Kat Walks
    Posted February 13, 2008 at 12:01 am | Permalink

    this is adorable. i want to hug him. (after he’s had a shower)

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted February 13, 2008 at 12:19 am | Permalink

    HAHAHA THIS IS ACTUALLY GENUINELY KIND OF HILARIOUS!

    HAHAHA people have feelings

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  10. Anonymous
    Posted February 13, 2008 at 1:43 am | Permalink

    ho daaaaamn.
    i bet he smelled salty.

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  11. susieg
    Posted February 13, 2008 at 2:05 am | Permalink

    Is this from Happy Endings at the Paradise Lounge in Boston?

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  12. Anonymous
    Posted February 13, 2008 at 4:20 am | Permalink

    the tone of this comment thread is way too diverse for my taste. let’s keep it kuntish people. no feelings plz. and defn no exchanges of actual information. jeeez

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  13. like the flu
    Posted February 13, 2008 at 4:48 am | Permalink

    Wow I love this shit. I have noticed a nasty pit stain on this girl from a pic on facebook and she obviously did not notice she had a pit stain or she wouldnt have posted the pic. So its pretty funny.

    this is the greatest blog ever

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  14. Anonymous
    Posted February 13, 2008 at 5:25 am | Permalink

    i’m with anonymous on this one.

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  15. Anonymous
    Posted February 13, 2008 at 5:31 am | Permalink

    i saw a pic of fergie with a sweat or what was most likely a pee stain on her crotch. is she elder enough to have bladder control problems?

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  16. Dave
    Posted February 13, 2008 at 12:39 pm | Permalink

    check fergie-ferg’s blog posts, search “rowdie cunt stains”.

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  17. Anonymous
    Posted February 14, 2008 at 3:12 am | Permalink

    BRO ROCK 4 LYFE

    hurr

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  18. Anonymous
    Posted February 14, 2008 at 3:45 am | Permalink

    I don’t know any of these people, but publicly making fun of them is ridiculous. You should take care of your self-esteem probs and stop wasting your time keeping tabs on cobrasnake or whatever.

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  19. Anonymous
    Posted February 14, 2008 at 5:00 am | Permalink

    BUT ANON… ISN’T THAT WHAT YOU WERE DOING JUST NOW?

    BEING AN INTERWEB SAMARITAN… BIG IN ‘08?

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  20. david
    Posted February 14, 2008 at 10:03 am | Permalink

    hipster runoff u are a fucking loser
    what comes around goes around.. u deserve it..

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  21. Anonymous
    Posted February 14, 2008 at 5:29 pm | Permalink

    badass – everyone should rock the floor as hard as this kid.

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  22. SPIKEmgb
    Posted February 14, 2008 at 5:31 pm | Permalink

    THAT’S ME!!!

    Wow, the internet is insane. How did this happen to me? One minute I’m dancing having a good time then the next minute, my stains are blogged about. Shiiit…

    Well, shucks…you got me. Kudos, funny joke. Not a fan of the fake LJ comment though, but if I can’t laugh at my own bodily functions or hipster-esque attire then I’m just another waste of life.

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  23. Anonymous
    Posted February 14, 2008 at 8:15 pm | Permalink

    facepalm.jpg @ people unable to have an anonymous convo

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  24. Catherine
    Posted February 16, 2008 at 8:42 am | Permalink

    i bet this crushed his ego

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  25. Anonymous
    Posted March 5, 2008 at 4:37 am | Permalink

    Wait, why is Incubus and/or its members embarrassing? I honestly don’t understand…

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