
Hey. Did u see the one shot from Bjork’s upcoming 3d music?
Me too!
Yeah! I think it looks really weird, too! I’ve heard she’s rlly weird!
What’s the deal with Bjork? She’s been around for a while. Sometimes I’ve listened to her music when I’m riding in the car of some girl from a small town with a pseudo-alternative personality, but I’ve never purchased any of her albums, or particularly enjoyed the 1 track that we all get to hear from Pitchfork when one of her new albums is coming out. I’ve heard she’s good live.
Remember her swan dress that one time? Has her greatest contribution to society been progressing alternative/electronic music, or creating a SWAN DRESS for alternative girls to wear on Halloween for years to come?
Do u like Bjork?
Would you date her?
Do u think she has a really hairy pussie?
If I asked if she had a really hairy pussie, would that take away from my blog’s journalistic integrity, or would effectively demonstrate the point that I think Bjork is REALLY WEIRD, and probably has a huge, tangled bush?
What type of people have you met who ‘get really pumped’ about Bjork?
I heard her movie “Dancer in the Dark” is really sad. What’s the last movie you cried at? Yeah, I cried at the end of The Royal Tenenbaums when Ben Stiller’s wife comes back to life, too.
Is ‘being from Iceland’ still a gimmick to put your band over the top?
In 2008, I’d rather be a robot or wear a mask, or both.
Bjork: I don’t really have a strong opinion on her music, but I just wanted to say that I think she’s WEIRD even though I appreciate ‘art’ and ‘conceptual stuff.’
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remember when bjork was in cky… most ppl don’t
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I hate people who say things to create an illusion that they are profound or deep thinkers when infact they are nothing of the sort.
Sure Bjork is a love it or leave it artist and some people get her and some don’t but that doesn’t mean she’s fair game for those- too ignorant to even give her a listen before they spout their prejudices about her, her tastes and her homeland.
Seems that the educational system in America is failing some people entirely since they sit in their homo- cultural state sneering at any country with the nous to be different.
Visit Iceland and see what it’s really like instead of theorising from the comfort of your bedroom for once.
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