I started this blog to post bangers, but it ended up giving me a great opportunity to vent about things that I feel passionate about. I remember the night that I started this blog, I was stealing wifi in a Best Buy Parking Lot, and I tried to overdose on an unknown drug, but then I started a blog instead, and became the first blog to ever blog about Justice. The rest is history, and now a lot of historians consider HRO to be the voice of “the specialest generation in the history of the world.”
While some people get off to standing on the sidelines of life, and just making snarky comments about things that are actually important, I’m not one of those people. I don’t have a blog that makes fun of issues, other humans, or important social and cultural movements. It’s important to take things seriously, because we don’t want to become a society where the dumb people are watching TV in HD, and the educated people are commenting about stuff that the dumb people are into on the internet.
Most blogs have remained incredibly silent on this issue, but I am taking a stand.
Here are several solutions for ending the emo war:
1. Have the United Nations drop care packages full of Ed Banger Sampler CDs and iPod shuffles pre-loaded with mixes selected by Gorilla Vs. Bear.
2. Set up INTERNMENT CAMPS, kind of like what America did with the AZNs after that Pearl Harbor thingie, except with EMOs.
3. Send them all on a boat to Australia, but only let them settle in the part that Mad Max was filmed in.
4. The US government can double the yearly-salaries of all of the World’s Top Alternative Celebrities, and have them rehabilitate and educate emo kids on the campus of the New School.
5. Set up a reality show that’s kind of like KID NATION meets a SURVIVOR type of show.
6. Just chill out and see what happens.
Do you have a solution to end the EMO WARS?
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I don’t know… you could just have emo bands assassinated or something? anyways, good to hear that this blog saved your life…in the parking lot of best buy, it’s pretty cool.
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The AZNs already tried No.5 in Battle Royal
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it would be great if emo’s would just stop talking about killing themselves and just follow through with it.
or we could just resort to a good old fashioned Rochambeau-ing of all things emo
either way’s cool with me
*sydneysounder*
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I suggest a 48 hr myspace block and removing of all mirrors in their house so they can’t take shitty self portraits anymore.
SLITTING OF WRISTS IS GOING TO FOLLOW.
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What happened to HRO? This blog is turning into a epic Fail.
ehh..theres always Kidz By Colette, Plams out Sounds, Asian Dan, and Trash Menagerie.
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we’re not emos we’re faggots douche bag
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is it fair that hro monopolizes the blog world and makes me like reading more than listening to music now?
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p.s. good job anon for filling us in on your knowledge of the blog world. way2go.
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I hate you so much! That is amazing and so wrong. i read that whole thing thinking it was going somewhere, i should have known better. I am all for Hot Topic talking a stand for the emo kids. They need to be supporting them right now!
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being an emo kid is a vicious cycle. an emo will wear tight pants, and thusly lower his sperm count since his ball sack is unnaturally close to his body. his low sperm count will cause him to be xtra depressed, so he will wear even tighter and more emo clothing to make up for this, and in doing so will lower his sperm count even more.
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http://www.thedailyswarm.com/headlines/mob-emo-bashings-sweep-mexicotelevis-vjs-rants-inspire-violence/
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get them all laid
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nice graphic
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@ that faggoty anon
what’s an epic fail?
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oh no
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goths now too
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/lancashire/7291985.stm
this is really sad though.
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kill all humans
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hunan beef
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lower emo sperm count = LESS EMO OFFSPRING!!!!
that’s a good thing.
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what’s with the Gorilla vs. Bear name-dropping you’ve been doing all week?
that to me is a bigger problem than Emo genocide and Steve Aoki-HRO-worshipping combined.
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every young generation since the beginning of time has thought they were special. get over yourself already….and how long are you gonna keep pulling out that ‘first to post justice’ thing?
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Goths rnt that bad actually because they never go outside and stuff, it just keeps a big amount of idiots from the streets.
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replace razors with stuffed animals
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….and how long are you gonna keep pulling out that ‘first to post justice’ thing?
too true.
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grunge…goth….preps..emos..hipsters..the next big thing
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bangers = happy emos ?
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Oh Golly, Gee, Damn! That’s Deep.
xoxo
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By Colette, Plams out Sounds, Asian Dan, and Trash Menagerie
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this blog wasn’t really ever like them. shit, trash isn’t like the others either. you’re stupid.
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or we can pull a battle royale
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“What happened to HRO? This blog is turning into a epic Fail.”
anonymous needs to learn proper grammar.
One, it’s “an epic”
two, fail should not be capitalized. it is not a proper noun. thanks!
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chloe marie, kindly go eat a epic Dick
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