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NO MORE VOWELZ

By Carles | March 3, 2008

To uniquely brand any product or entity today, all you really need to do is pick a consonant-heavy word, then remove the vowels.

I’m sure we’re all familiar with the blog/record label named RCRD LBL. Then there’s even Ocelot’s answer for his OCELOT myspace-backslash-unique URL being taken, http://www.myspace.com/ocelotmthrfckrs.

While browsing myspace, I was pleased to find that myspace shifted their ‘Brooklyn Style pizza’ to the BRKLYN pizza.
bklrn

It’s an important day for MRKTNG teams across the world.

What are some other good VOWEL-less products/bands out there?

——BONUS——–
Please feel free to take this test to prove your vowel-less word recognition skills.

(Identify the following bands)
1. TH TNGRS
2. FST
3. JSTC
4. DJ M
5. DJ STV K
6. MSTRKRFT
7. BYS NZE
8. NRK
9. NML CLLCTV
10. R
11. THVS LK S
12. JHN MYR
13. GRL TLK
14. KNGS F CNVNNC
15. CRYSTL CSTLS
16. LCD SNDSYSTM
17. SYMBLN

(Identify the following music blogs)
18. GRLL VS BR
19. HPSTR RNFF
20. PND TS
21. LTRRSH
22. DSCDST
23. HRT CMX
24. PDSTRN.TV
25. ASN DN
26. HYPRBL
27. KNCKN
28. SPR LSR

(Identify the following Web Service)
29. MYSPC
30. FCBK
31. LST.FM
32. TMBLR
33. HYPMCHN
34. ELB.WS
35. BLGGR

The person who passes this test will receive a McDonalds Arch Card worth $20.

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22 Comments

  1. Sachi
    Posted March 3, 2008 at 9:39 pm | Permalink

    GMMCK of giving away GFT CRDS is RLLY getting old. especially for fucking MCDNLDS… makes me BRF

    Reply

  2. Anonymous
    Posted March 3, 2008 at 10:36 pm | Permalink

    sir! technically Y is a vowel in the words myspc and hypmchn, no? i smell an epic fail ;)

    Reply

  3. Noah Klein
    Posted March 4, 2008 at 1:43 am | Permalink

    FMLY!

    http://www.thefmly.blogspot.com

    Reply

  4. Asian Dan
    Posted March 4, 2008 at 2:18 am | Permalink

    Who is “R” and “DJ M”?

    Reply

  5. kavin
    Posted March 4, 2008 at 2:28 am | Permalink

    you had me on brklyn pizza.

    kahfkldahdkkaakakaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Reply

  6. Anonymous
    Posted March 4, 2008 at 3:25 am | Permalink

    lol. Its surprisingly easy to read all those.

    Reply

  7. Anonymous
    Posted March 4, 2008 at 3:47 am | Permalink

    <3

    Reply

  8. Anonymous
    Posted March 4, 2008 at 4:37 am | Permalink

    MSTRKRFT S DF N THR

    Reply

  9. Anonymous
    Posted March 4, 2008 at 4:38 am | Permalink

    what about VYMPR WKND?

    Reply

  10. Anonymous
    Posted March 4, 2008 at 5:07 am | Permalink

    has anyone else seen the new dominos print promo:

    DOWNLOAD a delivery TODAY

    Reply

  11. Anonymous
    Posted March 4, 2008 at 5:38 am | Permalink

    @ AZN Dan

    AIR and DJ AM

    Reply

  12. like the flu
    Posted March 4, 2008 at 6:23 am | Permalink

    1. THE TEENAGERS
    2. Feist
    3. Justice
    4. DJ AM
    5. Dj Steve Aoki
    6. MSTRKRFT
    7. Boise Noyze
    8. Anorak
    9. Animal Collective
    10. Air
    11. Thieves like us
    12. John Mayer
    13. Girl Tlak
    14. Kings of Convenience
    15. Crystal Castles
    16. LCD Soundsystem
    17. Symbol One

    18. gorillavsbear
    19. HIPSTER RUNOFF
    20. PANDA TOES
    21. Electrorash
    22. DISCODUST
    23. IHEARTCOMIX!
    24. PEDESTRIAN.TV
    25. ASIAN DAN
    26. Hyperbole
    27. KNICKIN
    28. SUPER LASER

    29. MYSPACE
    30. FACEBOOK
    31. LAST.FM
    32. Tumblr
    33. HYPEMACHINE
    34. ELBO.WS
    35. BLOGGER

    Reply

  13. like the flu
    Posted March 4, 2008 at 7:05 am | Permalink

    http://practicerunv2.blogspot.com/

    check out that

    Reply

  14. chloe marie
    Posted March 4, 2008 at 11:42 am | Permalink

    you most likely do not smell an epic fail, newfag. this is NOT 4chan, gtfo!

    Reply

  15. Anonymous
    Posted March 4, 2008 at 6:43 pm | Permalink

    Can the arch card be strictly for eating McyDees Breakfast, and only Breakfast?

    Hilarious post

    Reply

  16. Anonymous
    Posted March 4, 2008 at 6:46 pm | Permalink

    Yeah i think this is for the new McGrid only Arch Card right?

    Reply

  17. Anonymous
    Posted March 4, 2008 at 8:55 pm | Permalink

    I POSTED IN ALL CAPS.
    DOES THAT MEAN I GET TO PLAY
    IN THE BALL PIT?

    1. THE TEENAGERS
    2. FEIST
    3. JUSTICE
    4. DJ AM
    5. DJ STEVE AOKI
    6. MSTRKRFT
    7. BOISE NOYZE
    8. ANORAK
    9. ANIMAL COLLECTIVE
    10. AIR
    11. THIEVES LIKE US
    12. JOHN MAYER
    13. GIRL TALK
    14. KINGS OF CONVENIENCE
    15. CRYSTAL CASTLES
    16. LCD SOUNDSYSTEM
    17. SYMBOL ONE

    18. GORILLAVSBEAR
    19. HIPSTER RUNOFF
    20. PANDA TOES
    21. ELECTROCLASH
    22. DISCODUST
    23. IHEARTCOMIX!
    24. PEDESTRIAN.TV
    25. ASIAN DAN
    26. HYPERBOLE
    27. KNICKIN
    28. SUPER LASER

    29. MYSPACE
    30. FACEBOOK
    31. LAST.FM
    32. Tumblr
    33. HYPEMACHINE
    34. ELBO.WS
    35. BLOGGER

    Reply

  18. Kat Walks
    Posted March 4, 2008 at 10:02 pm | Permalink

    hipster runoff – hot in 2k8?

    u’ve got some serious worshippers, darling. u’re a bloguru

    Reply

  19. like the flu
    Posted March 5, 2008 at 5:27 am | Permalink

    wow that guy totally copied me. thats ok im just glad he loves hipsterrunoff too

    Reply

  20. Bec
    Posted March 5, 2008 at 10:34 am | Permalink

    Yeah he copied you, only pretty badly because he spelt Electrorash wrong. Damn anonymous.

    Reply

  21. SMN
    Posted March 6, 2008 at 5:19 pm | Permalink

    has anyone read prettymuchamazing lately? it like totally copied hipster runoff in its last 2 posts. is it trying to reinvent itself along hipster runoff lines? is it a hipster runoff runoff?

    BLOG ABOUT THAT BLOG PLEASE

    link = http://prettymuchamazing.com/

    Reply

  22. Adam
    Posted March 8, 2008 at 5:09 pm | Permalink

    i lolled twice during the BRKLYN commercial.

    almost as hard as when i discovered RCRDLBL in the first place.

    Reply

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