1. Is Uffie better as a brunette?
2. Should Uffie show more rib cage and less nip?
3. Who would you rather take home to meet your mother: Uffie or Cory Kennedy?
4. More importantly, which one would have an easier time explaining to your parents what exactly they do?
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uffie kinda looks like that cute freshman who hung out with/fucked a lot of senior guys. only now she’s a senior and not so cute, and nobody really wants to fuck her, so she resorts to wearing ugly shirts that reveal her sub-mediocre breasts for attention.
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Less face, less nip, less ribcage plz.
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i don’t even know who this is.
i’ve found myself simply too mainstream for this blog.
uncle sam, goddamn.
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no one cares about uffie
that was an awesome comment worth blogging about.
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uffie : 10x more bangering with brown hair
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lol yeah… but she does look kinda hot with brown hair
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cory kennedy I would take home and not let her leave. uffie, I would take home and call a taxi for afterwards.
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Uffie’s face is cracked out.
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God I love this blog.
-ROCCANOVA
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Uffie needs to commit japanese ritual suicide. Then all of her music needs to be destoryed via public fire ala millie vanillie when the world found out they werent really singing. She may be the worst thing to happen to music since abba…which reminds me their drummer died this week. R.I.P you music will live forever in the aisles of every Ikea
-speak
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“4. More importantly, which one would have an easier time explaining to your parents what exactly they do?”
That’s hilares! It would be soo embarrassing to bring them home to the parents!!
Also, brunette is waay better. Her bleached blond hair looked trashy.
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I definitely think that Corey Kennedy is a lot cooler than Uffie. I don’t have any reasons. Uffie is just…. not that cool.
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I have a canker sore on my lip, and i keep poking at it with my tounge, but its only making it worse.
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too bad we all talk about uffie as some mediocre rap whore… but in actually, all of us hipsters would bang the shit out of her.
yes, uffie is the epitome of mediocre.
but if uffie told me to take her home with me, i would be one excited hipster.
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Whatever. I wouldn’t even want to talk to her if I saw her on the street. She’s a joke!
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Uffie is hot. Better as a brunette. I actually really like her music. I think its really obnoxious… and I like that.
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more ribcage plz.
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Uffie is sexy and everyone knows it, she just doesn’t have a soul so she looks really skinny :P
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