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The Return of TOSS THAT AOKI


Spotted: DJ and heir to the Benihana fortune, Steve Aoki being held up by a sea of Mexican children in a remote Mexican city at a party sponsored by Nike, so that Nike can appeal to seas of Mexican children in remote Mexican cities.

RACISM IS DEAD, YALL. If a sea of Mexican children can hold up an AZN man, then there are clearly no problems–there’s no such thing as skin colour. Every one needs to chill out and listen 2 more remixes, and just have fun, and wear Air Force Ones.

The Global Economy will end racism.

-the topic sentence of HIPSTER RUNOFF’s thesis before he had to drop out of NYU to partie, 2005

[the Cobradank]

xx NEW HIPSTER RUNOFF GIMMICK xx

…in search of… WHAT DOES CORY KENNEDY EVEN DO?

Cory Kennedy: She stands in front of stuff and looks BLOWN/like she wants to give you a tugjob.

If you were founder of Nike, Phil Knight, would you do everything in your power to keep this picture from weakening your global brand?

Find out more about Cory Kennedy at her Myspace 3.0 page
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cory_Kennedy

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7 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted March 22, 2008 at 5:19 pm | Permalink

    didnt she like start fucking the cobrasnake when she was 15?
    thats the best careermove ever!
    indie prostitutsa!

    Reply

  2. Anonymous
    Posted March 22, 2008 at 8:35 pm | Permalink

    globalization is a bummer.

    Reply

  3. Anonymous
    Posted March 22, 2008 at 10:13 pm | Permalink

    NIKE the shoes for photogenic drunk prepubescent whores

    Reply

  4. Anonymous
    Posted March 23, 2008 at 9:46 pm | Permalink

    Dunks are about as tired as this bitch is. Who cares. It’s done.

    Reply

  5. Anonymous
    Posted March 24, 2008 at 5:07 am | Permalink

    where the hot male spanish hipsters at?

    Reply

  6. Anonymous
    Posted March 24, 2008 at 6:10 am | Permalink

    is it just me or does urb outfitters need to be mocked more…

    Reply

  7. eggbert
    Posted March 25, 2008 at 3:39 am | Permalink

    I agree about the comment about the dunks.

    PS, I love it when chicks look at me like they want to give me a tugjob.

    Reply

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