“You’re SO important to me. I don’t know what I’d do without you. I’ve just been so caught up in all of this social bull shit, and I’m glad I found you. You make me happy, and I just want to be with you. I don’t care about any one else–they’re all fake anyways. Let’s stop drinking, and going out, and we can just stay in and watch Saturday Night Live on the weekends. What we have is meaningful, and I’m glad we could talk about our childhoods together. Maybe we should buy some Microkorgs and start a band together, kind of like Mates of State.”
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The end of all fun? I don’t want to ever stop partying for that shit.
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i’m on 2 u
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that sounds swell.
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Hey man, I had a fucked up childhood ok.
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“hey i really like you and want to maybe progress further than the sloppy drunk makeout seshs at parties.”
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romance is so 2k7
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s’if we’re fakes. Liking the teenagers is something to be ashamed of. Their not even cool anymore. No one would fake that.
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“i feel so special with you. you completely understand me….can we fuck w/o a condom?huh? but i love you”
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“. . . i promise i’ll pull out.”
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hipharmony.com or hipmatch.com possibly big in 2k8?
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^ I like the way you think. how about HDate? or myspace.
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“pitchfork gave you a 7.8, so you see i’d quite like to have a sexual intercourse with you based on mutual understanding”
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haha right on
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