For the first time ever, I found utility in RCRD LBL just to read Steve Aoki’s blog about how some kid hid behind Aoki’s hotel room shower curtain at a crazie afterparty, and then stole all of his money, his laptop, and personal items, but then ended up returning them.
Hey look. It’s a picture of the guy running away with Aoki’s crap.
So instead of keeping Aoki’s MacBook Pro and iTunes Library valued at around $1,000,000, the guy ended up returning it.
Here is the confession letter from the Aoki fan boy:
“Dear Steve Aoki,I am a huge fan of yours, I love what your crew does. Last night, (March ‘07) at Element, there were some people who came to join with you after your show. I snuck in and hid behind the shower curtain. I was highly intoxicated, which when everyone had left, led me to come out into your room and take your napsack > lapttop inside. I have never stole before and never plan to again. Here is your stuff. I saw your money and ggot freaked. I truly amd sory and feel horrible for taking advantage of a great person/DJ. Email is gooddudeissorry@gmail.com. I hope you can move on from my stupidity and have a great rest of your tour. If you eever need anything in any city in Canada, I can hook you up. Again I am just 19 years old, young and innocent, love your music and love what you are about (aboot!). Here is what I took.
email: goodguyissorry@gmail.com
Believe in Love + KARMA!
I guess this raises a few important questions:
1. Would U Have Returned Aoki’s Gear?
2. If you hid in Aoki’s bath tub just to steal his crap, wouldn’t you atleast take the time to write something cryptic on the walls with the blood of a murder victim? Didn’t that one famous serial killer write ‘BL00DY B33TR00TZ’ on the walls of that one famous murder?
2a. Maybe it’s just me, but don’t you get more satisfaction out of doing WEIRD acts of vandalism, as opposed to stealing stuff? Wouldn’t it be way kewler to take a crap in Aoki’s DJ Backpack, or something like that?
3. How much money does Steve Aoki carry in his wallet? U know what they say about people who need to pay for things in cash.
4. Is gooddudeissorry@gmail.com just a Dim Mak up-and-coming artist?
5. Is this a publicity stunt by some guy, just like that time Patrick Moberg fell in love with that girl in the subway?
6. Should the guy have kept the gear, and launched his own DJ career under the name DJ I YOINKED AOKI’S GEAR (aka DJ YNKD K’S GR)
7. I will give a $30 gift certificate to TGIFriday’s to the person who sends the most hilarious email to goodguyissorry@gmail.com . Tell him he’s a good person. Or that he’s a FGGT.
Anyways, visit the RCRD LBL DM MK BLG to read more about the day that ‘could have changed the course of Steve Aoki’s DJ career for 3 days until he bought new crap,’ but more importantly, find out whether or not Steve Aoki is the kind of blogger who capitalizes the first word of every sentence.
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you should blog about hipsters vs. lamesters.
also. he shouldve just changed the names and ID tags on his songs so when he goes to play em, that shit is different
O SNP.
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I would have not stolen it in the first place…like how intoxicated was this kid????
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am i the only person that’s noticed there’s 2 different e-mails?
gooddudeissorry@gmail.com
goodguyissorry@gmail.com
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he should’ve at least changed his wallpaper background to a naked fat lady or something..lol
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yes you are the only one.
this is the saddest story i have read in a while.poor millionary aoki looses cash and an mac.buuuhuu
aoki = the dj everybody loves to hate
i would personally have went to a chinesefood takeaway place an bought shitloads of food:
2 Fried Sweet and Sour Pork Balls
1 Crab Foo Yung
1 Roast Duck with Bamboo Shoots and Water Chestnuts
1 Beaten Egg and Meat Soup
2 Prawn Crackers(for dessert)
and then waited till i had to poop(15minutes?), and then pooped in his backpack, before closing it again.maybe he didnt smell it before he hit the plane?
then it would be:
“Steve Aoki smuggles shit on an airplane” or
“Dirtbombed by superstardj on airplane”
then he would have brought shame on his family resulting in no inheritage!
ultimate fan prank!
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a macbook pro with itunes valued at 1 MILLION dollars? WTF? theres no way
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I would just copy everything off his computer to my external harddrive
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he’s giving Canadians a bad name. we are not all wusses.
for the record, I would stolen everything in that room, kept it, and then blamed it on a handicapped person.
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I was at that show. It killed for the first 45 minutes then went all soft and lame, kind of like my whiskey-fueled penis. anyway, this is all fucked up and that kid should receive a hipster execution, meaning he is sentenced to bluenotes jeans and nickleback albums for the rest of his youth. fuck that guy.
sorry steve, I really hope this didn’t fuck canada up for you.
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fuck him id take.
he calls himself kid millnoire he can afford to replace the stuff, and he would have all his tacks backed up unless he is a idiot.
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1 would hv stolen his mustache and made out with uffie in his bathtub
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I always steal things, usually of very little value (like chocolate or peoples’ clothes). but if I had gotten away with stealing aoki’s stuff I would’ve donated the laptop to someone needy (I have my own sticker-free macbook and way better music than aoki) and kept the cash.
anything to end aoki’s reign of terror over the hipster world.
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p.s. pedro winter is totally next on my hit list.
POWER to the people.
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Turns out, Steve Aoki is the kind of blogger who capitalizes the first word of every sentence.
Also turns out, the first letter is the only letter he deigns to press “shift” for.
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I’d like to think that there is some sort of caps lock type thing that automatically capitolizes the first letter of every word. I couldn’t imagine anyone typing like that.
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a) HAHA
b) that subway publicity stunt even made our news…and I’m in New Zealand.
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he played in sd later that night and his set SUCKED ASS. he later apologized to the crowd. it was touching.
yeah, i said I FUCKING LOVE STEVE AOKI.
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stealing is for suckers!
get a grip… and aokis laptop can´t do nuttin for me, it´s his personal stuff , I can´t relate to that.
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The dude is loaded … I rack all his shit !!! SUCKA !!! ahahahahahaha
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Damn ye, you are a sneaking puppy, and so are all those who will be governed by laws which rich men have made for their own security…Damn them…and you who serve them…they rob the poor under the cover of law…and we plunder the rich under the protection of our own courage.
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@ Bromosexual
… WHAT IN THE HAY R U TALKING AB
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