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R u getting tired of alternative bros? I apologize. HIPSTER RUNOFF is just trying to encapsulate the essence of the alternative bro, and these two dudes might be the most definitive alternative bros yet.

Directions: Please complete the following statement.
We are all trying to find
a) ourselves
b) meaning
c) a significant other
d) an insignificant other
e) some1 who appreciates us for who we are
f) some1 who appreciates us for what we look like
g) what will be big in 2k(x+1)
h) what will be big in 2k(x+2)
i) a tugjob
j) the next anus on a party pic site
k) all of the above
l) ________________

[Photo by Lindsay's Diet]

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Anonymous's picture

other alternative bros willing to keep it on the DL

anon's picture

l) __Carles__<3_________

Anonymous's picture

j)duh

blogapotamus's picture

dignitywhat a great encapsulating entry

Anonymous's picture

funny because i totally know alt bro on the left.

Gosh Damn Team's picture

blog more about alternative bitties

Anonymous's picture

LESS D00DZ M0RE N00DZ

Anonymous's picture

i like my alt bros hot. these dudes are way fug.

Anonymous's picture

looking for a pbr, maybe a sparks if im feeling adventurous LAWLZ

Anonymous's picture

push the envelope and upload a pic of an alt bro's anus leaking sparks and the M83 CDs

Anonymous's picture

POST MORE ALT BRO ANUS

Puas's picture

Even when this hipster people is going to be call "alt"? We need renew the terminology.

Lu Bang Tang's picture

Alt Gendered

Anonymous's picture

g-unit hats, big in 2k11?

cookie's picture

i like how in the background there is another alt bro with his AA hoodie on, hood up style. whateves.

Anonymous's picture

the one on the left is emo

Anonymous's picture

i'm tired of alternative bros. they dont exist.

Anonymous's picture

Poorly grown facial hair, Big in 2k11

Anonymous's picture

these guys are skid bros not alt bros

Anonymous's picture

judging from the pic, everything about those alt bros makes me want to slap them. esp the one on the left

jebus's picture

blog moar about alt hoes

Anonymous's picture

POST MORE ALT BRO FIGHTS

Anonymous's picture

alt hoes are the only thing rly existing

Anonymous's picture

Vancouver is really really bad for alt brosps. smoosh is more than fuckable

Anonymous's picture

the dude on the right looks like some transgendered amputee. look at the stupid smile on his face. fuck! so gay. i wanna slap that fucker back to whatever redneck town he came from. fake fucking hipsters...goddamn!

Anonymous's picture

the guy with the gray hoodie is not eve alt. in teh first place for fuck's sake!

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