R u getting tired of alternative bros? I apologize. HIPSTER RUNOFF is just trying to encapsulate the essence of the alternative bro, and these two dudes might be the most definitive alternative bros yet.
Directions: Please complete the following statement.
We are all trying to find
a) ourselves
b) meaning
c) a significant other
d) an insignificant other
e) some1 who appreciates us for who we are
f) some1 who appreciates us for what we look like
g) what will be big in 2k(x+1)
h) what will be big in 2k(x+2)
i) a tugjob
j) the next anus on a party pic site
k) all of the above
l) ________________
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other alternative bros willing to keep it on the DL
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l) __Carles__<3_________
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j)
duh
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dignity
what a great encapsulating entry
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funny because i totally know alt bro on the left.
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blog more about alternative bitties
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LESS D00DZ M0RE N00DZ
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i like my alt bros hot. these dudes are way fug.
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looking for a pbr, maybe a sparks if im feeling adventurous LAWLZ
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push the envelope and upload a pic of an alt bro’s anus leaking sparks and the M83 CDs
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POST MORE ALT BRO ANUS
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Even when this hipster people is going to be call “alt”? We need renew the terminology.
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Alt Gendered
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g-unit hats, big in 2k11?
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i like how in the background there is another alt bro with his AA hoodie on, hood up style. whateves.
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American Apparel must die! They are creating alt bros with gay hoodies in various colors with the hoods on halfway showing their gay ass bangs. You ever notice how alt bros move all stiff necked like? …so their hoods don’t slide off their fat heads. Look at that jerk off in the background with the red AA hoodie….Just take the fuckin hood off fags! Its not raining bitch!
Besides, I thought wearing hoods was emo…only if it’s black I guess? Whatever it’s all gay just like these 2 who are going to stick those thumbs up each other’s anus’s …it looks like the one on the right already has a dick up his anus.
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the one on the left is emo
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i’m tired of alternative bros. they dont exist.
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Poorly grown facial hair, Big in 2k11
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these guys are skid bros not alt bros
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judging from the pic, everything about those alt bros makes me want to slap them. esp the one on the left
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blog moar about alt hoes
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POST MORE ALT BRO FIGHTS
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alt hoes are the only thing rly existing
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Vancouver is really really bad for alt bros
ps. smoosh is more than fuckable
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the dude on the right looks like some transgendered amputee. look at the stupid smile on his face. fuck! so gay. i wanna slap that fucker back to whatever redneck town he came from. fake fucking hipsters…
goddamn!
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the guy with the gray hoodie is not eve alt. in teh first place for fuck’s sake!
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