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What’s up with those leggings? Will we ever be able to see the shaved vaginas of our favourite alternative female celebrities?
I think Pitchfork.tv should make a show where they give artists and musicians makeovers. The kind of show where they go through some one’s closet and make fun of their clothes, and make them lighten their hair so they look less old, and more approachable. They could turn Alice’s look from ‘directionless sophomore in high school whose parents work a lot’ to ‘professional female musician/secretary.’
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muahahahaha
first!
ps – fuck all of the momjeans commenters
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alice sucks dongs
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Hahaha..
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the only momjean hater is simon&something or something and we all h8 him/them
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haha yeah, he opened this up!
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I don’t like this picture. It doesn’t show anything. Not even panties.
Oh, and the comments are worse than ever.
What happened to your witty readers? Were they scared off by your new found popularity on the blogger playground? Have you forgotten about your friends along the way?
xoxo
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dj momjeans should host.
MJ4L (mom jeans for life).
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oh i was listening crystal castles all day meanwhile workin, the album and then nihongo lessons and then cristal again and another nihongo lesson and now i come home and find this picture!!!
pretty nice , this girl is alive!!!
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so that’s where my pajama top went
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upskirt? WHERE?
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Was it you who used the phrase ‘Axe Wound’?
That term still haunts me
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yea. HRO really peaked around the ‘axe wound’ thing
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crystal castles are fucking awesome although I thought their show was a ripoff
I like alice’s outfit, I think i will wear the exact same thing as her tomorrow. I yearn to look like a directionless high school student. thanks for the heads up
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This will probs be the last comments section I’ll read bec I can’t stand hearing “dj mom —-” name mentioned another time!! It’s so annoying!
Also, I think musicians need to be more fashion forward. It’s always disappointing when they aren’t. Is she actually in high school or something?!
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Yeah that axe wound thing really got to me.
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NOT AS BAD AS FISH WRINKLE, DUDE
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We all know Alice’s naught no no looks like Arby’s Sandwiches.
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i’m still waiting for Crystal Castles – Alice Practice (Dj Momjeans Remix)
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alice = genderless?
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Crystal Castles put on the shittiest live show if you know what’s actually going on. There’s a guy in the back by the sound board who presses play on an Ableton live project and it plays all the music you’re hearing. The live drummer is completely unnecessary (as the beat track is being played), Alice sings over most songs but lipsynchs to vocoder parts, and Ethan just hunches over the keyboard pretending he’s playing. This is why they perform in the dark – so you don’t realize they’re faking it.
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who hasn’t heard the term axe-wound b4?
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if you werent deaf you would hear there aint no back up vocals..and you would also hear ethan playin the synths and the basslines on his korg..if you knew the recorded songs you would hear how he changes them up live..its not like their hiding 50 feet back on stage behind 12 stacks of Marshalls..they get in your face at there shows..open your eyes fool
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this post is offensive
i worship alice
yo fuck that guy the lame 12 year old mainstream who thinks fluro was ever cool likes
dj something?
wihnging-big in 2k9?
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dj mom-upskirt pics please.
L
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http://www.tightsarenotpants.com
they really aren’t
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Hello. And Bye. :)
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That bitch needs to give me a dollar
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