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Three Alternative Bros. Which one is the alpha male? Which one is the alt-est? Which one do you take home 2 mom? Which one has the best strategic scruff? Which 1 has the most items of clothing that are not recognizable name-brand items? Which 1 has the best self-administered hair cut? Which 1 has the best jaw line? Which 1 has the dreamiest camera gaze? Which 1 has the best sideburns?
Is 'looking the same as your bros and wearing alternative wardrobe' the new 'looking the same as your bros and wearing Abercrombie'?
Which 1 is the kutest?
[Photo by Shoot The Night]
Comments
altest obvi
i think the guy on the right is definitely the cutest. i'd want to hang out with him before the other two for sure.
i vote for middle
#1 is the hottest (left). I almost fainted. But as smitten as I am - jawline goes to #2.
All 3 please.
Are you human?
#3 needs a giant nautical star in his chest
LeftGuy's greasy hair needs a good shampooing and so does mine.
guy on the right is a definite hottie.
guy number one = cutestguy number two = reminds me of Spock off of star trek&& guy number three = alt-est
The middle is the alpha male who scores the only slightly-alt Urban chixx who like Bright Eyes. The RightBro gets the alt-est girls due to his septum piercing and chest-bearing shirt. And the LeftBro is just an asshole who gazes smolderingly while maintaining his un-ironic soul patch.
i dunno man, i think being 'alt' is only the thing to be if your basically already 'alt' cause your so caught up in being alt already you just think everyone else is trying but they are really not they just are and love it....yadddddaameeeen?
The one on the right is fun loving and up for just about anything, from surfing to cuddling. The centered male fancies Russian literature and expensive pipe tobacco. The one on the far left likes romantic nights of poetry reading, cozy fires, and foot massages.
POST MORE ALT BROS
i cant believe there are so many comments about this bullshit
I LUV U HRO <3
i vote for none of them hahah
one on the left- IN MY BED NOW PLZ.
Teh cleavege, I'm meeelting.
#1 needs to shower... rull bad#2 reminds me of a young willem dafoe, so I'm a little creeped out. plus his outfit is beyond gross#3 is jesse mccartney's ALT twinplease blog more about alt bros.or find their myspaces...
soupznjellyz comment hit the nail on the head.. i would hang out with #3 and #2 but not #1.. seems like i would get molested by him.
they're all kute when giving each other tugjobs.
#1 - looks like the nicest#2 - hottest#3 - ex-emo pseudo-girl
i know the guy on the left. he's ghey. like actually homo ghey. his name is Mitch Mangum. his myspace is http://www.myspace.com/magnumchiller
you can find the other two on the top 8s.. i think they al might be ghey actually. and the one in the middle loves to cock his neck back to show off that jaw.
thx 4 pstng the myspace xoxo!
POST MORE BOYS NIGHT OUT!Survey: 40% of your audience is GHEY; 30% are straight girls; 20% are BI-now GHEY-later; 10% come for the occasional nudez
alpha male is the leftalt-est the middle mom one the last one on the rightthe best scruff first on the leftclothes idk best cut/jawline the middle onegaze uhmm middle guy again sideburns idk cutest is the one on the rightyah lookin just like ur bros for the sake of it in any wardrobe as lookin the same in A&FValen
alt bros worth blogging about?
sometimes i like to fuck my way through a pack of alt bros
GHEY, GHEYer, & GHEYest... It looks like the bro in the middle has a finger up each of the bros arses ...then he will proceed to give himself a double dirty sanchez ...then they'll go home(probably a loft) and play whiney alt-indie songs on their TRAKTOR system while wearing leather jackets and drinking wine ...and Pabst, DUH!
i know the one in the middle and the one on the right! obv theyre both gay but theyre both hot irl too
Left: Alt Baldwin
proudly wearing urban outfitters by the septum boy
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@Carles,
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