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Subject: alt blck. am i alt blck? do alt blcks scrtly h8 themsevles? will alt blcks ever be accepted by non-alt blcks?
i just checked out that anus picture and while scrolling through that night’s party (in search of more anus pictures) i came across this group of blcks that i liked. i cant tell if they are alt blck or if they really just came back from a waterpark. do you think that shamu tank top came with those biker shorts? do you dig that iguana shirt? that guy’s glasses remind of dwayne wayne from A Different World.
where do alt blcks belong? college? “back to africa”?
ALTERNATIVE BLACKS: They are searching for their place in alternative society, too.
We’re all different, but we’re all the same, kind of like the theme of I <3 Huckabees.
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[Picture by Last Night's Party]
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i am black
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im wht n i nly d8 alt.blck grlz
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solid post
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i really wanna blone a black girl, like really bad.
the only FULL black girl i ever boned was a prostitute in venezuela and i couldnt even do it right cuz i had coke dick (duh)
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I’m black…
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FUCK YOU.
haent you eer heard of the early nineties?
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black girls w green eyes im telling you
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watch “do the right thing” again. it predicts everything thats cool now.
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Mainstream BLCKS are the original hipsters. Everything mainstream blcks do now will be replicated by hipsters in 10 years max.
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i saw that picture too and thought to myself, “those are the coolest people ever, how come white people never look this cool? i want to be their dorky white friend!” then i cried for an hour.
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i thought the opposite
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the place of the alt blacks is being better then all the alt whites
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I think they’re trying too hard…But aren’t all hipsters trying too hard to look like they don’t try at all? I stole a pair of those glasses from disneyland like 15 years ago.
I want to see pictures of white people decked out in cross-colors, remember that shit?
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alt. black girls don’t give alt. black guys any pussy.
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I’m pretty sure those are Santogold’s back-up dancers.
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alt. black girls don’t give alt. black guys any pussy.
true that…they all want white boys…as a matter of fact all alt. blacks are just trying to be white
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to the above post, that’s not true. it’s just because alt. black guys never give us the time of day.
you all want white, asian and latino chicks.
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I concur.
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i met that guy last night hes pretty cool.
he gets the dwayne wayne comment like every 5 mins
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why are we talking about race in association with who these people are an dhow they dress
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What is all this alt. blck crap? Why is the ethnicity of these people such a big fucking deal?
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can HRO write a blog about why theyre so racist? or should we, the readers, already know?
anyways i’m an alt. blck chic [pshh, whatever that is] and i think that the word “alternative” is getting too commercial. so im starting a new trend.
see you in 2k10 schmucks
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Wow these bitches are fabulous.
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