I was looking at theFaceHunter again, and I noticed a post where two out of five people were wearing bow ties. If you apply standard methods of internet trend forecasting logic, you will realize that 40% of the world will be wearing bow ties within the next several months.
I really like what this dude did with the whole bow tie and polka dot collared shirt. While the rest of his aesthetic would have you thinking that he usually wears a MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE shirt from Hot Topic, he really switched it up, and pulls off the clown-core look that I saw on Project Top Runway Model.
What’s more obnoxious: The skinny tie or the bow tie?
BONUS FACEHUNTER BOWTIE COVERAGE
(Editor’s Note: If you did not find this post to be entertaining or insightful, please re-read it imagining that the bowtie dudes are naked except for bow ties, and delivering a monologue that includes the lines, “I just want a tug job. I just want to be loved.”)
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The BRO-TIE! I can finally kill myself now!
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that guy in the first picture makes me so mad. i hate him.
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I’m with anonymous #2. I just want to rip out his lip ring, shave off his ridiculous hair and give him a swirly.
I’m stressed from exams, hold me.
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ok seriously u are really good at blogging
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The things ppl do to get attention, hrmpff..
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This is it. This post is the singularity. I thought it would happen today after I saw the cute asian-australian girls. It’s rather pleasing to know that you were able to achieve this and didn’t kill yourself in the exhaustive quest.
The known laws of hipness are fundamentally altered. You have found the point where the derivative no longer exists for a given hipster function, but for every neighborhood of which contains points for which the hipster derivative exists. In other words, you have discovered and proven where hipness has infinite density and zero volume.
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Date: 24 Apr 2008, 09:56 AM
Subject: THERE’S NO PINK BOW-TIE TREND, OK?
Body: Helloh,
This afternoon I photographed 2 boys wearing a pink bow-tie in London.
It doensn’t mean it’s a trend
It’s just a coincidence.
Because if it was a trend, I’d have found 47 pink-boe-tied guys in 4 hours.
And for exemple I took the picture of 2 boys, does it mean it’s a trend to have 2 distinct sex chromosomes (XY)?
So if you work as a trendspotter,
please be carefull!
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^ lol
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why is this the frst blog i check everyday? i think it’s b/c i hope one da i will see another dj mom jeans post explaining the meaning of meme’s while wearing a bro tie in a group of alt bros with an ghey azn granny n the background showing her tits.
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“why is this the frst blog i check everyday? i think it’s b/c i hope one da i will see another dj mom jeans post explaining the meaning of meme’s while wearing a bro tie in a group of alt bros with an ghey azn granny n the background showing her tits.”
this would be the best thing ever. carles plz make this happen
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Hey Hipster Runoff!!! What’s in your writer’s bag?
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the first dude is such a D-BAG. in addition to shit mentioned above, the fact that he’s not looking at the camera but up at NOTHING and pushing his torso forward = laaame
bow ties are way more obnoxious than skinny ties
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skinny ties are sharp. bowties unless they’re w/ a tux just make you look like a gay(er) tucker carlson.
post more DJ MOM JEANS PLZ!!!
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well what else can bro-tie do with such a misshapen too-long body and goggly alieneyes. just slap on some silly and go dancin every night
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That first dude looks like a fuckin Furby!
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if i saw that first guy id wanna shoot a bullet at him for each white dot on his damn clown shirt.
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does bro-tie number 2 have a pee pee?
sans pee pee, big in 2k10?
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rofl bro tie
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http://bp0.blogger.com/_6UzdmF8O-Oo/SBDwVXA5OqI/AAAAAAAAHdo/rKyfpdSYxyw/s1600-h/IMG_9537.jpg
another d-bag, this time with a tie!
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dude on the bottom is sporting hella package bulge mmm
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#2’s pants make up for anything that may be tied or buttoned above the waistline. BO-Oi-Oi-ING!
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could someone tell me if that first bow-tie guy is Irish??
really think i talked to him once…
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