Is HRO dead?
Should HRO die young, like River Phoenix?
Will a Joaquin Phoenix emerge if I die?
I’m just trying to express myself.
What’s life all about?
If society was a blog, would u be writing the blog, or commenting, or just following along in your RSS reader?
Will people stop watching ‘Entourage’ and start watching Pitchfork.tv?
When will the party pic industry die?
When will I get tired of electro music?
Was b-more ever alive?
Have u ever been in love?
Do you wish other blogs pretended to be crazy for a little bit when things needed a shakeup?
If I change the HRO layout, will it make me feel like a new person, kind of like the first time you put on a v-neck and look in the mirror?
When will the hypemachine headquarters be raided by federal investigators?
Is HRO bad for society?
Should I stop blogging, and just work on the HIPSTER RUNOFF ep for the next 10 months?
Will zshare.net sign me to a record contract where they release my album for free?
Should I just turn HRO into a blog that posts the scene in Garden State where Zach Braff meets Natalie Portman, and she makes him listen to the Shins?
Will more blogs use more questions?
What’s the difference between a tugjob and a handjob?
Why did your parents get divorced?
Should I make HRO more authentic?
Before you die, do you think you’ll kill a person?
Who is better: El Guincho or Panda Bear?
What makes HRO valuable?
Will HIPSTER RUNOFF transition into a POST SECRET type of blog?
Will I just try to express myself using gimmicky filters in photoshop?
Will I find it satisfying?
Am I an artist?
Am I a blogger?
Am I a member of the media?
Am I a talking head?
Am I a tastemaker?
What does it mean to be a blogger?
Blogs: Big in 2010?
Do you like it better when your favourite music blogs pretend to be serious, or when they pretend to be krazie?
Last night… an AZN saved my life…
[red slurpee]
Last night… an alternative slut with a homemade shirt saved my life…
[Sharkvsbear]
Last night… a girl with a chest tattoo saved my life…
Last night… a re-enactment of the whip cream bikini scene from Varsity Blues saved my life.
[Shootthenight]
Last night, a blog saved my life…
[HIPSTER RUNOFF]
What has saved ur life?
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49 Comments
first!
the internet is only fun when HRO blogs
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tpain.
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ya is there a difference between a tugjob and a handjob?
and check this out if you get a chance. you might like it
http://NeonCoolKidsYo.com
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melodramatico!
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You saved my life with this
I was going to conincide my suicide with the one day aniversary of your last post
Thankz crlz
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BMORE CLUB KEEPS ME ALIVE
http://www.unrulyonline.com
you should do a blog about the bmore club scene and how much better it is than justice.
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You saved my life with this
I was going to conincide my suicide with the one day aniversary of your last post
Thankz crlz
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never leave.
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HRO why you gotta be so funny and lol? I don’t like it.
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you need to blog about this girl: sky ferreira.
hilarious
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don’t you evah stop.
oh but listen to the diplo remix of that spoon song.
anyways: HRO, big in 2012?!
ficklecycle.blogspot.com
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don’t ever leave me.
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OOPSIES saved my life.
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TL;DR
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last night a song by Explosions in the Sky saved my life. oh wait, i mean XPLSNS N TEH SKYE. i think you should probably bastardize one of their songs into a banger. Converting post-rock instrumentals into bangers, big in 2010?
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I thought the difference was that a tugjob is monodirectional? Love the alternative slut and the cream jugs btw.
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1. natalie portman is kinda really hot and a really good actor.
1. HRO is doing a really good job.
2.that AZN has lots of fillings on account of jap snax
3.i kinda would for sure do that girl with the fruity shooter in right hand
4. that mexi is really sexi. i like that she is MEAN she is probly a chola
5. whip kream is cool but girls are only hot if u can see their face
6. rnt u dead????
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all these question are getting on my wick. i havnt decided what im having on my toast yet. maybe i should ask hro.
and yeh a tugjob hurts.
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Would anyone actually start paying attention to Simon&Johnny if they commited suicide?
Would Simon&Johnny be more bloggable if they were dead?
Would Simon&Johnny be happy if they thought they were getting the attention they feel there entitled to?
Will Simon&Johnny ever be able to post there comments mealy once?
A: Probably not.
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anon
thanks for cmmnting about me :)
im crshing on you too
your kute
<@;)
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You cannot die, there is still too much to blog about, still too many questions that have not been asked.
Free Mark Morrison.
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i need you!!
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love u long time
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HPSTR RNFF – BST BLG EVR
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“Nothing is lost if there is the courage to proclaim it lost and start again.”
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I just discovered your blog a couple of weeks ago and I’m totally hooked!
Never stop!
YOU SAVED OUR LIVES!
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simon&johnny you’re a fggt. don’t post anon about yourself and then reply to yourself exactly an hour later. good thing you keep such great tabs on hros comments just to see if anyone comments about you. fggt.
p.s. is the creator of neoncoolkidsyo 14? he actually posted kraak&smaak in a good way.. and says yo all the time. fggt.
i hate self promoters on your comments. sometimes i get a kick out of what dbags they are but those two were just horrible. not even funny in a bad way. just annoying and pathetic.
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I’m gunna eat you.
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dude you need more sparks
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My BF saved my life.
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What’s ur favourite planet? Mine’s the sun.
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carles is getting all touchy feely on us
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Don’t ever leave, you bring soul to the internets. Or something.
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I think carles is trying to find himself an identity and he chose “mexican emo”
if you were actually planning on committing suicide, it’s best to do it when you’re on a high note. the last couple of posts were kind of lame. BRING BACK SOME WORTHY MYSPACERS or make fun of other blogs or these random repetitive and lame comments or anything really. and then after a barrel of laughs, if you still feel like it, go ahead and take a bath with a radio, and/or OD on sparks
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I’m seriously gunna eat you
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@ criminal castles
i think your a faggot.
FGGT
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hipster fucking runoff saved my life.
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it’s you’re
not your.
get it righhhhhhhhht
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@ above anon
YOUR STUPID
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why arent YOU singing in bulgarian?
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@anon 2:51
your so fucking funny
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what the fuck is a meme?
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in the words of the original band chicago–if you leave me know, you’ll take away the biggest part of me. oooooooo baby please dont go.
and to answer your question dj mom jeans saved my life.
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It’s evident from above that the emo kids are winning the war. Or was this a trap? Now that they are here are you going
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pretty sure I was blogging those girls last night
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OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS THAT GARDEN STATE SCENE HAS ME ROFLING
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If only ” anonymous” knew that you love me….and that were married and from the Jerzey Shorez.
“hilarious”
Hey I was spawned from the devil!
-Dotty
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this post was great.
last nite a lcd soundsystem song saved my life.
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Carles….Replaced? Could it be?
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