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God Bless the Young At Heart


Do you think she went home with an alternative bro?
Should there be a party pic age limit?
Does having an Old Maid on your party pic site ruin the site’s brand?
Will you be in Party Pix when you are older than 40?
What would U do if ur mom ended up in a party pic, then ended up on HRO?
Do you think her clothes are actually pretty cute & retro?

[Photograph by Every1 Is Famous]

Speaking of Old People, does this movie make you excited about getting older? Life is a celebration, yall, and beauty does not equal youth…

[HIGHLY RECCD IF YOU WANT TO HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT COLDPLAY'S "FIX YOU"]

I wonder if those old people can sing Justice’s “Phantom Pt II.”
What would U wanna see them sing 4 u?

(Editor’s Note: Assume that they will learn songs in exchange for prunes and Vanilla Wafers).

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21 Comments

  1. PASTOR
    Posted April 21, 2008 at 10:30 am | Permalink

    but the most important question is:

    IS SHE A MAN?

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  2. misosorry
    Posted April 21, 2008 at 12:41 pm | Permalink

    Is this a limited-time offer only?

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted April 21, 2008 at 2:28 pm | Permalink

    this gave me a stomach ache.

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted April 21, 2008 at 2:54 pm | Permalink

    N.W.A – Fuck The Police

    Reply

  5. Alice
    Posted April 21, 2008 at 3:25 pm | Permalink

    Maybe they should sing a Crystal Castles Song? Courtship Dating!

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  6. Peter
    Posted April 21, 2008 at 4:18 pm | Permalink

    was that from funky buddha lounge in chicago two tuesdays ago? i could swear i was in the same room with him/er

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  7. CRIMINAL CASTLE
    Posted April 21, 2008 at 4:39 pm | Permalink

    whyyy are you blogging about old people

    they should stick to what they’re good at: writing cheques for their grandchildren & werther’s originals

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted April 21, 2008 at 5:31 pm | Permalink

    all jokes aside – prunes and vanilla wafers go together alternative bros

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  9. John Negroparty
    Posted April 21, 2008 at 6:41 pm | Permalink

    Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau = original alternative bros?

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  10. Anonymous
    Posted April 21, 2008 at 8:15 pm | Permalink

    hahaaaz ^^

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  11. Anonymous
    Posted April 21, 2008 at 8:35 pm | Permalink

    S/he is the original ALT BRO.
    She’s was only coming back to see the HIGHLY RECC’D scene.

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  12. Anonymous
    Posted April 21, 2008 at 8:55 pm | Permalink

    peter–i also think she was at dark wave disco saturday. alt grannie.

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  13. Anonymous
    Posted April 21, 2008 at 9:35 pm | Permalink

    That’s no woman, it is man.

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  14. Anonymous
    Posted April 21, 2008 at 10:18 pm | Permalink

    they should do a nude remix. then everyone would think they were cool . . . . right HRO ?

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  15. gregory acid girls
    Posted April 21, 2008 at 10:22 pm | Permalink

    i wish you’d mentioned that it’s a FUCKING GIANT?!?!?!

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  16. blogapotamus
    Posted April 21, 2008 at 10:57 pm | Permalink

    i’d like to hear Monifah’s “Touch it”

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  17. Anonymous
    Posted April 22, 2008 at 12:16 am | Permalink

    Peaches – fuck the pain away

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  18. blogapotamus
    Posted April 22, 2008 at 12:45 am | Permalink

    simple plan – grow up

    ?

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  19. Anonymous
    Posted April 22, 2008 at 1:19 am | Permalink

    nahhh, i want to see them sing some M.I.A., let’s go w/ paper planes or hombre.

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  20. gregory acid girls
    Posted April 22, 2008 at 9:53 am | Permalink

    it would be FEE FI FO FUM

    DUHHHH

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  21. Peter
    Posted April 22, 2008 at 6:18 pm | Permalink

    oh god, i was there for most of dark wave too, don’t know how i missed that. hahahahaha.

    Reply

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