Some people say you’ve had too much SPARKS when your tongue turns orange. Others say it’s when your heart feels like it’s trying to escape from your chest, and your skull feels like it has melted into your brain.
I’ve read rumors on the internet that SPARKS is bad for you. Do u think it’s true?
I also read a rumor that SCION is building a car that is fueled by SPARKS. Do u think that’s true?
SPARKS: By the numbers…
Heart Rate after drinking 2 cans of sparks: 190 BPM
Deaths Per Month related to “Free Sparks” Events: 4000
Hours of sleep after a night where u drink a can of SPARKS: 0
Number of Clorox wipes it takes to get the orange colour off your junk after you get head that was ‘fueled by SPARKS’: 5
[Via Shoot The Night]
18 Comments
sparks is really good
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first first
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you know you drank too much sparks when you’re being taken advantage of by an ugly emo guy who has orange sperm
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carles do u just look at partie pics all day or do u have a job
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Carles,
The Radiohead remix contest came up in a conversation with some friends the other day and I brought up your remix and tried to paraphrase the part about Pitchfork reviewing your life. My friend’s eyes instantly lit up and he said that he had heard it on the radio the other day! I forgot what station he said it was on… maybe Indie 103 or whatever… we’re in LA.
Anyway, did you know you are on the radio now? You are.
It probably deserves a list of questions relating to the consequences of HRO being on the airwaves, but I’ll leave that to you.
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i’ve heard that if you drink sparks and then puke, it sucks
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lmaonade
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here’s what happen when you blow steve aoki
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sparks is whack. its all about the tilt. but just the orange, the green shit is the ooze. it melts diamonds.
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Don’t get a job Carles.
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How do you know it’s not Orange Lazarus
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“Number of Clorox wipes it takes to get the orange colour off your junk after you get head that was ‘fueled by SPARKS’: 5″
best blogquote ever.
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ummm i think actually the hipster runoff rmx is about to be overtaken in number 3 spot by a remix that doesnt mention pitchfork
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heey carles is on teh radio!
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Don’t get a job, I’ll buy you whatever u need.
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get off carels’s nuts
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people actually read this shit?
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you read this shit
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