How do u know u drank 2 much SPARKS?


Some people say you’ve had too much SPARKS when your tongue turns orange. Others say it’s when your heart feels like it’s trying to escape from your chest, and your skull feels like it has melted into your brain.

I’ve read rumors on the internet that SPARKS is bad for you. Do u think it’s true?
I also read a rumor that SCION is building a car that is fueled by SPARKS. Do u think that’s true?


SPARKS: By the numbers…

Heart Rate after drinking 2 cans of sparks: 190 BPM
Deaths Per Month related to “Free Sparks” Events: 4000
Hours of sleep after a night where u drink a can of SPARKS: 0
Number of Clorox wipes it takes to get the orange colour off your junk after you get head that was ‘fueled by SPARKS’: 5

[Via Shoot The Night]

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18 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 12:54 am | Permalink

    sparks is really good

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 12:57 am | Permalink

    first first

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 1:09 am | Permalink

    you know you drank too much sparks when you’re being taken advantage of by an ugly emo guy who has orange sperm

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 1:52 am | Permalink

    carles do u just look at partie pics all day or do u have a job

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  5. Aa
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 2:08 am | Permalink

    Carles,

    The Radiohead remix contest came up in a conversation with some friends the other day and I brought up your remix and tried to paraphrase the part about Pitchfork reviewing your life. My friend’s eyes instantly lit up and he said that he had heard it on the radio the other day! I forgot what station he said it was on… maybe Indie 103 or whatever… we’re in LA.

    Anyway, did you know you are on the radio now? You are.

    It probably deserves a list of questions relating to the consequences of HRO being on the airwaves, but I’ll leave that to you.

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  6. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 2:27 am | Permalink

    i’ve heard that if you drink sparks and then puke, it sucks

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  7. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 2:39 am | Permalink

    lmaonade

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 2:45 am | Permalink

    here’s what happen when you blow steve aoki

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 3:08 am | Permalink

    sparks is whack. its all about the tilt. but just the orange, the green shit is the ooze. it melts diamonds.

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  10. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 3:42 am | Permalink

    Don’t get a job Carles.

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  11. pete wrigley
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 4:01 am | Permalink

    How do you know it’s not Orange Lazarus

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  12. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 4:52 am | Permalink

    “Number of Clorox wipes it takes to get the orange colour off your junk after you get head that was ‘fueled by SPARKS’: 5″

    best blogquote ever.

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  13. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 8:12 am | Permalink

    ummm i think actually the hipster runoff rmx is about to be overtaken in number 3 spot by a remix that doesnt mention pitchfork

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  14. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 10:58 am | Permalink

    heey carles is on teh radio!

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  15. eggbert
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 7:25 pm | Permalink

    Don’t get a job, I’ll buy you whatever u need.

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  16. Anonymous
    Posted April 18, 2008 at 1:06 am | Permalink

    get off carels’s nuts

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  17. Anonymous
    Posted April 18, 2008 at 1:39 am | Permalink

    people actually read this shit?

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  18. Anonymous
    Posted April 18, 2008 at 3:13 am | Permalink

    you read this shit

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