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I am mesmerized by the lead singer of Van She’s Porn-stache


In the new video by Van She, we get to see a lot of great shots of the lead singer’s porn-stache. In previous stages of Van She, his hair was sculpted differently, giving him more of a ‘grunge-stache.’

I think after the video for “Kelly,” and this new video for “Strangers,” we have to start debating which band is the top-to-bottom HOTTEST/MOST ATTRACTIVE LOOKING band in the world?

I feel like Van She has to be considered one of the most attractive groups in the world. They really are a group of handsome alternative men, with minimal awkwardness, no forced scruffiness, and a hearty touch of masculinity.

It’s difficult to be an attractive band, because ugly people are usually more talented and hard-working than pretty people, right? We can’t all be Cory Kennedy. :-( In a lot of bands, there’s a huge chance of having an awkward member or two. While some bands spin this awkwardness into quirkiness/nerdiness, it still doesn’t make the band [HIGHY BANGABLE].

“Strangers”

“Kelly” [The Drummer and the Bass Player Look RLLY HANDSOME in this 1. Do u think they're models?]

If they were on HOT or NOT, what would u give them?

HIPSTER RUNOFF: Where we explore what REALLY sells records
What bands do u think have incredibly attractive members?
Does confronting this question if ur a guy make you bi?

Please give me ideas for compiling a future post tentatively titled: “The 10 Most Beautiful Alternative Celebrities.”

Van She on Myspace
http://www.myspace.com/vanshe

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28 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted April 28, 2008 at 2:14 am | Permalink

    Lightspeed Champion > Van She

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted April 28, 2008 at 2:17 am | Permalink

    Lightspeed champion is an ugly weirdo! but i don’t like blackies (but i do have a few friends that are black people)

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted April 28, 2008 at 2:44 am | Permalink

    I lost hope for your cmmtrs.

    post more NSFW!
    like that little number in LastNight’sParty, with the Olay bottle, :]

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  4. mc
    Posted April 28, 2008 at 2:58 am | Permalink

    you should have a moustache comparison/battle/poll to see which alt celeb has the fiercest stache.
    please include the one in le tigre.

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  5. Anonymous
    Posted April 28, 2008 at 3:00 am | Permalink

    man its easy
    the teenagers

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  6. Anonymous
    Posted April 28, 2008 at 3:02 am | Permalink

    ^ winner

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  7. butter team
    Posted April 28, 2008 at 3:19 am | Permalink

    prince is the top mustician followed by john oates, robert goulet and patti smith

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted April 28, 2008 at 3:49 am | Permalink

    gaspard’s moustache, justice would have to be on that list
    midnightjuggernauts as well

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted April 28, 2008 at 4:30 am | Permalink

    man that fool’s a giant

    or the other guys are short thereby making them less attractive bam

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  10. John
    Posted April 28, 2008 at 4:59 am | Permalink

    CSS (hence the name)

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  11. Silly Rabbit
    Posted April 28, 2008 at 5:46 am | Permalink

    van she boys are v.attractive. saw them live, but i’d have to say they look better in photos. still cute though.

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  12. Anonymous
    Posted April 28, 2008 at 8:30 am | Permalink

    ^hey man you cant do that

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  13. Anonymous
    Posted April 28, 2008 at 9:23 am | Permalink

    what did he do?

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  14. CHRSTPH
    Posted April 28, 2008 at 2:05 pm | Permalink

    best looking band, we all know, are The Strokes (before FIOE). Is it actuallly still cool to like the strokes anymore?

    btw, in what way does the adjective “talented” apply to cory kennedy? I thought the big deal was her talent-free-ness….

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  15. CRIMINAL CASTLE
    Posted April 28, 2008 at 4:28 pm | Permalink

    - the Chromebro who wears glasses
    - Van She boys (excluding the singer)
    - Daft Punk for the cyborgs out there… those are some NICE helmets

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  16. Anonymous
    Posted April 28, 2008 at 4:55 pm | Permalink

    yeah totally obvious, the teenagers, and of course justice! and klaxons! dduuuhhh!

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  17. Anonymous
    Posted April 28, 2008 at 5:45 pm | Permalink

    are the wiggles in the running?

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  18. Anonymous
    Posted April 28, 2008 at 7:14 pm | Permalink

    the banger duran duran

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  19. Anonymous
    Posted April 28, 2008 at 10:22 pm | Permalink

    the guy second from right gets -10 zillion hot or not points for wearing his dress shirt not tucked in. jesus christ i mean srsly.

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  20. clairenohyphen
    Posted April 28, 2008 at 11:40 pm | Permalink

    um they all look kinda gay…

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  21. mary
    Posted April 29, 2008 at 12:03 am | Permalink

    apart from the really obvious ones… Swedes. all swedes look like models. check out Immanu El

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  22. Natan
    Posted April 29, 2008 at 12:52 am | Permalink

    check me out at http://natanforslin.ytmnd.com
    SRSLY RLY GD LKNG SWD

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  23. Anonymous
    Posted April 29, 2008 at 1:37 am | Permalink

    bjrok
    rivers cuomo
    andre 3000
    jason schwartzman
    steve carell, because his quirkiness makes him attractive
    wes anderson

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  24. Anonymous
    Posted April 29, 2008 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    hmm
    patrick wolf
    some of the klaxons
    the horrors( all of them:)
    bat for lashes

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  25. Anonymous
    Posted April 29, 2008 at 3:27 am | Permalink

    the teeeeeeenagers

    Reply

  26. Anonymous
    Posted April 29, 2008 at 4:38 am | Permalink

    dj momjeans.

    Reply

  27. Anonymous
    Posted April 29, 2008 at 6:19 pm | Permalink

    let’s talk about honus honus’s moustache

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  28. Anonymous
    Posted April 30, 2008 at 5:08 am | Permalink

    Stache off? Van She singer vs Damn Arms synths vs Valentinos singer

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