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I might stop blogging abt music, and start blggng about global warming awareness

I’m so sad.

I can’t believe CSS’s bass player left the band. Will they be able to re-create hits like “Let’s Make Love And Listen to Death From Above” and “Music is my Hot Hot Sex”?

Here is the funniest press release delivered in a myspace blog:

CSS announce today that bass player Ira Trevisan has left the group for personal reasons. CSS drummer Adriano will take over the bass duties, and live the band will work with a session drummer (a friend of the band) from now on. The band said “It will be feroche!”

Talking about her departure from the band Ira said “I decided to move forward and dedicate more of my time to fashion and other projects. Just a big change of priorities, as I will never stop playing music. I am also a bit worried about climate change. People should care more and do something about it. I decided to fly less. CSS will always be in my heart. They said goodbye to their bass player, but they won a new life time fan. In health and sickness, in happiness and so forth. Blah blah blah, so help us God. “

CSS’ second album will be released in the UK in July. They are back in the UK in May for a string of UK dates on the MTV Spanking New Music tour. More news on both the album and upcoming live dates to be announced soon.

Here’s a recap of the press release:
1. the bass player wants to focus on fashion + other projects
2. She is worried about climate change/ice caps melting
3. She will make fashion that cools our planet
4. She will stop supporting industries that use jet fuel
5. She does not want to go on the MTV Spanking New Music Tour and use more jet fuel.

CSS: If I saw them on the street, I’d guess that they were a group of __________.

STOP GLOBAL WARMING YALL. I MIGHT MAKE HRO’s BACKGROUND BLACK INSTEAD OF WHITE, TO SAVE ELECTRICITY.

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20 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted April 13, 2008 at 8:05 am | Permalink

    CSS: If I saw them on the street, I’d guess that they were a group of tourists.

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted April 13, 2008 at 8:06 am | Permalink

    hahaha oh god we thought of the same thing at the same exact time. arent we hip :)

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted April 13, 2008 at 8:19 am | Permalink

    http://www.mtvu.com/video/?id=1584681&vid=221484

    new kid sister.

    woof!

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted April 13, 2008 at 9:30 am | Permalink

    PICTURE CAPTION: DATE RAPIST

    DID I WIN SOMETHING?

    Reply

  5. Anonymous
    Posted April 13, 2008 at 9:31 am | Permalink

    would u pls blog more about reggaeton? plz to check out calle 13 thx

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  6. Simon&Johnny
    Posted April 13, 2008 at 10:33 am | Permalink

    dont you dare change the background to black

    it would have devastating effects.

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  7. Trashionista
    Posted April 13, 2008 at 11:34 am | Permalink

    When I saw them last month Ira looked really detached, especially when the rest of the band was so engaging. I just assumed she was doing the cool bass player thing.

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted April 13, 2008 at 1:01 pm | Permalink

    If I saw them on the street, I’d guess that they were a group of MIGRANT WORKERS.

    wait, doesn’t she realize the plane is still gonna fly with or with her?

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  9. steve
    Posted April 13, 2008 at 5:43 pm | Permalink

    hey carlos, do you hate the new york times?

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  10. Anonymous
    Posted April 13, 2008 at 6:17 pm | Permalink

    CAN U BLG ABT HOLGA???

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  11. Anonymous
    Posted April 13, 2008 at 7:14 pm | Permalink

    HPSTRNFF I <3 U

    & I WNN HV YR CHLDRN

    Reply

  12. Gosh Damn Team
    Posted April 13, 2008 at 8:46 pm | Permalink

    This post actually caused me to change my blog’s background to black.

    http://goshdamn.blogspot.com/

    you are helping teh environment, Carles!

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  13. Anonymous
    Posted April 13, 2008 at 9:02 pm | Permalink

    polygamist s

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  14. GO HAKASE
    Posted April 13, 2008 at 9:25 pm | Permalink

    REGGAETON?! WTF!

    A more valid request would be – blog about other blogs and how much they suck. Hipster Runoff blogs on blogs worth blogging about.

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  15. ultraduckling14
    Posted April 13, 2008 at 9:26 pm | Permalink

    i can’t believe no one said art students yet… they look like they are on the way to class at SAIC (school of the art institute of chicago) where i went… from the looks of things, they would be print rats in the etching lab or silkscreen department.

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  16. Anonymous
    Posted April 13, 2008 at 9:54 pm | Permalink

    actually unless you’re using an old ass CRT monitor, a mostly black screen will use the same or more energy than white. but you knew that. lol no more airplanes! let’s travel only with horses and pirate ships!!11!

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  17. Anonymous
    Posted April 14, 2008 at 12:38 am | Permalink

    calle 13 is literally playing 2 blox from my house right now (in Caracas)
    Hugo chavez paid them to play a free concert here (not joking)

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  18. Anonymous
    Posted April 14, 2008 at 1:29 am | Permalink

    A group of thrift store shopping paint huffers…

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  19. icy
    Posted April 14, 2008 at 2:43 am | Permalink

    cansei de ser sexy more like cansei de ser sucky

    Reply

  20. stuart
    Posted April 15, 2008 at 6:11 pm | Permalink

    a group of thrift store shopping paint huffers

    fuck me, 10 points to anonymous

    Reply

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