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For those of you who aren't familiar with the popular HIPSTER RUNOFF GIMMICK of myspacers worth blogging about, it's basically an opportunity to stop focusing so much on bands+new music, and put some of the focus back on real people--myspacers.

"Give Me Myspacers, or Give Me Death."
-Anonymous, 2008

I'm super pumped to blog about not only a myspacer, but a popular character in the recurring youtube reality series, and notable alternative San Fransisco Party "Blow Up SF."

Meet Daniel F*cking Hilton.

Watch out ladies and gheys in relationships!

2 F*cking Hiltons > 1 F*cking Hilton

I can't believe Pete Wentz copied him.

FIERCE TRANNY MESS

Chillin with some Ink.

Sidekick yall.

Daniel Hilton: Gangsta in 2k9?

Every body wants a F*cking Lick.

WARNING: Partying With Daniel F*cking Hilton may turn your face into a disco ball.

How Many Times Can You Spot Daniel F*cking Hilton in this BLOWUP SF video?
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcvHmdgOqhI&hl=en]
The person who answers correctly will receive one free myspace comment from Daniel F*cking Hilton himself.

Don't Forget to send him a friend request!
http://www.myspace.com/danielfuckinghilton

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Anonymous's picture

boooring.just update me on simply colby.he was tops.

Anonymous's picture

hilarious RENT tattooso gh3y

Anonymous's picture

bring back youtube douchebags.

Anonymous's picture

wouldn't do him

Coches's picture

Lol they're crazy!! absolutly

Lol they're crazy!! absolutly crazy! nice pics :-)
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Anonymous's picture

11 times, i want my comment, and yeah , simply colby was the ultimate myspacer worth bloggin about

Anonymous's picture

I have the simply colby post bookmarked. that's how awesome it is.daniel fucking hilton... you should've highlighted his "GENERAL" and his "HUSBAND" - Zac Efron?! As IF!!

Anonymous's picture

boooring.just update me on simply colby.he was tops.

Anonymous's picture

WHY ARE NONE OF THE RADIOHEAD REMIXES BANGERS??? WHY ARE THEY ALL TRYING TO SOUND EXACTLY LIKE RADIOHEAD?? CAN LIKE BLOODY BEETROOTS OR CROOKERS JUST MAKE A COMPLETELY ORIGINAL TRACK AND THEN MAYBE PUT LIKE ONE SECOND OF THOMS VOICE (MODIFIED) IN IT???? OR CAN SOMEONE JUST UPLOAD A BLOODY BEETROOTS TRACK AND SPLICE LIKE ONE SECOND OF THOMS VOICE FROM CREEP INTO IT???????

Anonymous's picture

haha laaaaaaaaame Rent tat

Anonymous's picture

gosh that last one was an azn fggt

Anonymous's picture

we all hate gosh damn team right???

Alice's picture

I don't know. This guy is like a male version of Paris Hilton and all but...yeah...I don't know. :P

hot mess's picture

FIERCE TRANNY MESSsomeone's been watching SNL!

Anonymous's picture

he's AMAZING!!!! xoxo c u @ blow up.

Anonymous's picture

EW

Anonymous's picture

COLBY HAD SOME KIND OF WEIRD HEAD

Anonymous's picture

pssh sidekick id'swhat are you, poor?

Anonymous's picture

"an opportunity to stop focusing so much on bands+new music, and put some of the focus back on real people--myspacers."Cause you blog about music all the time huh?

Anonymous's picture

Hey buddy, if you wanted serious news, you should have gone to MEGAN MCAIN'S BLOG

SWITCH™'s picture

i foolishly went to blow up s.f. when i moved back to s.f. a few weeks ago, and saw this dood running around in his underwear...this dood is trying to be like that crying britney spears dood

Anonymous's picture

I thought myspacers worth blogging about were people trying to be pseudo-famous not actually people who are recognizable and party pic'd all the time

Anonymous's picture

Dear HRO,You are sadly off the mark with this "myspacer." I believe what was exciting and engaging about "myspacers worth blogging about" was the chance for us all to return to middle school or junior high, if only for one brief post. Your previous selections have mostly been individuals who despite wearing every article of clothing Urban Outfitters sells, still exude an obvious affect of "I only leave my bed room to shit, eat, and go to my therapist." The appeal of MWBA was the ability of us to collectively bitch slap him/her out of their internet delusion and back into their own pathetic shoes. But unfortunately Daniel Fuckin' Hilton has too many supporters, or believers if you will, for us to viciously kick him off his pedestal, as much as he may deserve it. Bring back the awkward weird myspacers! Bring back the kids that think Justice is the new Radiohead and AHA is the new Justice! I want to feel the power that can only come from mocking a person with no self esteem, desperately trying to be someone else on the internet so that maybe, they won't have to attempt to kill themselves on a monthly basis. But mostly I just want to make sure I'm not one of them, cause late at night, alone in my room, sometimes the lines blur and the ceiling spins and I can't push away the incessant chanting of "My God What Have I Done."Sincerely,Jon.

Anonymous's picture

yeah bro jon is kind of right.

Anonymous's picture

but wait justice kind of sort of is the new radiohead.

Anonymous's picture

everyone knows justice is the new pearl jam.

Anonymous's picture

daniel hilton is retarded, no one cares.

Anonymous's picture

FK DANIEL OXFORD

bryan's picture

gawd fucking hate Daniel oxford all he does at the club is walk around and look for guys who doesn't think he's hot at all..this annoying white bitch needs to get a fucking life thats why everyone fucking hates he's guts...dude get a fucking tan!!!dye ur hair blackand put some clothes on cause ur fat!!!

Kristen...es's picture

New format!? It looks pretty, but i hate that tag links don't take you to a page of full articles! I love seeing all your wordsers at once, carles! Clicking moar links? Do not want!

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Sid's picture

Once, Blow Up was a glorious weekly meltdown, the sort of over-the-top dance ruckus you always dreamed could exist.

But then it got popular, got flooded with suburbanites, and got co-opted by fools like Daniel Hilton. Oddly, he wasn't there when it was fresh and known only by the select. Somehow, as if by fecal magic, he arrived on the same boat as all the mall-rats, turding up the once-cutting-edge atmosphere with his insecure pouting. He isn't six blocks over in the Castro being real--instead, he's holding court at BU, posing his semi-naked ass off for all the fat girls from Alameda.

He's like a gay, sickly version of Poison: late on the scene, talentless, and idolized by those who lack all taste.

DanielFuckingHilton's picture

@Sid, wow thats insane for the fact that ive been going to blow up since it started.
get your facts straight bitch.

xoxo

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daniel hilton is the reason people dislike gheyzzz

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