For those of you who aren’t familiar with the popular HIPSTER RUNOFF GIMMICK of myspacers worth blogging about, it’s basically an opportunity to stop focusing so much on bands+new music, and put some of the focus back on real people–myspacers.
“Give Me Myspacers, or Give Me Death.”
-Anonymous, 2008
I’m super pumped to blog about not only a myspacer, but a popular character in the recurring youtube reality series, and notable alternative San Fransisco Party “Blow Up SF.”
Meet Daniel F*cking Hilton.
Watch out ladies and gheys in relationships!
2 F*cking Hiltons > 1 F*cking Hilton
I can’t believe Pete Wentz copied him.
FIERCE TRANNY MESS
Chillin with some Ink.
Sidekick yall.
Daniel Hilton: Gangsta in 2k9?
Every body wants a F*cking Lick.
WARNING: Partying With Daniel F*cking Hilton may turn your face into a disco ball.
How Many Times Can You Spot Daniel F*cking Hilton in this BLOWUP SF video?
The person who answers correctly will receive one free myspace comment from Daniel F*cking Hilton himself.
Don’t Forget to send him a friend request!
http://www.myspace.com/danielfuckinghilton
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boooring.
just update me on simply colby.
he was tops.
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hilarious RENT tattoo
so gh3y
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bring back youtube douchebags.
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wouldn’t do him
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11 times, i want my comment, and yeah , simply colby was the ultimate myspacer worth bloggin about
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I have the simply colby post bookmarked. that’s how awesome it is.
daniel fucking hilton… you should’ve highlighted his “GENERAL” and his “HUSBAND” – Zac Efron?! As IF!!
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boooring.
just update me on simply colby.
he was tops.
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WHY ARE NONE OF THE RADIOHEAD REMIXES BANGERS??? WHY ARE THEY ALL TRYING TO SOUND EXACTLY LIKE RADIOHEAD?? CAN LIKE BLOODY BEETROOTS OR CROOKERS JUST MAKE A COMPLETELY ORIGINAL TRACK AND THEN MAYBE PUT LIKE ONE SECOND OF THOMS VOICE (MODIFIED) IN IT???? OR CAN SOMEONE JUST UPLOAD A BLOODY BEETROOTS TRACK AND SPLICE LIKE ONE SECOND OF THOMS VOICE FROM CREEP INTO IT???????
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haha laaaaaaaaame Rent tat
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Simply Colby is a fat faggot. I wish I could force feed him to death, like in Se7en. LONG LIVE DANIEL HILTON!!! (only cuz he’s skinny and not a porker)
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gosh that last one was an azn fggt
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we all hate gosh damn team right???
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if simply colby needs to be force fed to death this one needs to get fucked to death. God I love ghey sluts. Almost as much as I love being a ghey slut. If you carefully examine this material it is clear his every decision is centered on attempting to increase his likely hood of getting the shit fucked out of him. Better than trying to be blogger of the year i guess.
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I don’t know. This guy is like a male version of Paris Hilton and all but…yeah…I don’t know. :P
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FIERCE TRANNY MESS
someone’s been watching SNL!
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he’s AMAZING!!!! xoxo c u @ blow up.
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EW
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COLBY HAD SOME KIND OF WEIRD HEAD
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pssh sidekick id’s
what are you, poor?
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“an opportunity to stop focusing so much on bands+new music, and put some of the focus back on real people–myspacers.”
Cause you blog about music all the time huh?
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Hey buddy, if you wanted serious news, you should have gone to MEGAN MCAIN’S BLOG
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i foolishly went to blow up s.f. when i moved back to s.f. a few weeks ago, and saw this dood running around in his underwear…this dood is trying to be like that crying britney spears dood
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I thought myspacers worth blogging about were people trying to be pseudo-famous not actually people who are recognizable and party pic’d all the time
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Dear HRO,
You are sadly off the mark with this “myspacer.” I believe what was exciting and engaging about “myspacers worth blogging about” was the chance for us all to return to middle school or junior high, if only for one brief post. Your previous selections have mostly been individuals who despite wearing every article of clothing Urban Outfitters sells, still exude an obvious affect of “I only leave my bed room to shit, eat, and go to my therapist.” The appeal of MWBA was the ability of us to collectively bitch slap him/her out of their internet delusion and back into their own pathetic shoes. But unfortunately Daniel Fuckin’ Hilton has too many supporters, or believers if you will, for us to viciously kick him off his pedestal, as much as he may deserve it. Bring back the awkward weird myspacers! Bring back the kids that think Justice is the new Radiohead and AHA is the new Justice! I want to feel the power that can only come from mocking a person with no self esteem, desperately trying to be someone else on the internet so that maybe, they won’t have to attempt to kill themselves on a monthly basis. But mostly I just want to make sure I’m not one of them, cause late at night, alone in my room, sometimes the lines blur and the ceiling spins and I can’t push away the incessant chanting of “My God What Have I Done.”
Sincerely,
Jon.
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yeah bro jon is kind of right.
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but wait justice kind of sort of is the new radiohead.
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everyone knows justice is the new pearl jam.
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daniel hilton is retarded, no one cares.
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FK DANIEL OXFORD
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gawd fucking hate Daniel oxford all he does at the club is walk around and look for guys who doesn’t think he’s hot at all..this annoying white bitch needs to get a fucking life thats why everyone fucking hates he’s guts…
dude get a fucking tan!!!
dye ur hair black
and put some clothes on cause ur fat!!!
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New format!? It looks pretty, but i hate that tag links don’t take you to a page of full articles! I love seeing all your wordsers at once, carles! Clicking moar links? Do not want!
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Once, Blow Up was a glorious weekly meltdown, the sort of over-the-top dance ruckus you always dreamed could exist.
But then it got popular, got flooded with suburbanites, and got co-opted by fools like Daniel Hilton. Oddly, he wasn’t there when it was fresh and known only by the select. Somehow, as if by fecal magic, he arrived on the same boat as all the mall-rats, turding up the once-cutting-edge atmosphere with his insecure pouting. He isn’t six blocks over in the Castro being real–instead, he’s holding court at BU, posing his semi-naked ass off for all the fat girls from Alameda.
He’s like a gay, sickly version of Poison: late on the scene, talentless, and idolized by those who lack all taste.
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//////////Reply by DanielFuckingHilton
//////////Posted November 2nd, 2008 at 5:32 pm
@Sid, wow thats insane for the fact that ive been going to blow up since it started.
get your facts straight bitch.
xoxo
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daniel hilton is the reason people dislike gheyzzz
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