I’ll see you guys in internet heaven, along with all of your friends who died prematurely, but still have active myspaces where people leave comments like “I miss you so much right now” and “wish u weren’t dead, bro” or “what r u doin this weekend? u in town?”
God Bless.
Love always,
Carles




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ironic.
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suicide is a really cheap gimmick
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@ anon
seeeriously.
i mean all it costs is your life, ryte?
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i miss u
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYEM68HIm0Y
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i love it when you try to predict the future ;^)
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I WILL BRING U BACK TO LYFE LIKE THE NECRODANCER I AM
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I’m starting a facebook RIP group
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Fuck us, you’re right.
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I feel oddly sad…
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we havent even made out yet
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oh the 90s…daydreaming.
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Bangers will never die bra. They are now permanent fixtures in everyones life
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after watching the video for “breakfast at tiffany’s” i feel like killing myself as well.. oh wait up… i need to change my myspace status to “committing suicide right now” before i do…
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I swear to god bangers will never die.
http://NeonCoolKidsYo.com
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HAHAHAHA closing time
will some banger remix those 90s-early 2000s classics and form some kind of fusion genre?
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Dude, don’t quit! At least sell your domain to American Apparel! !!!
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@ criminal castle.
those remixes would be awesome.
better yet HRO , REMIX THEM.
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Remember to shoot your video from low angles so you look like super huge rockstars!
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weak
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don’t you dare leave me like this !
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closing time sucks don’t post that. no more sucky videos pretending you quit because they bring back bad memories.. GOD BELSS AMERICA
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pussy
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dont quit carles you are the most consistent contributor to my feed
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i’m sorry carles, was this caused by the dj momjeans comments?
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wtf?
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no, please no. this is a permanent solution to a temporary problem, HRO.
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lame
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nooooo! you can’t pull the plug! this blog is my liiiiife! you kill HRO, you kill all of us with you! there is more myspacers! more AA designs and styles! more songs to hghly rccmnd! more mom jeans! more azn’s gheys, and fggts, to blog about! not too mention the recently dubbed blipster! ergh!
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can you post some colored bangs plz?
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I once commited suicide in high school.
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nah bro i totally AM free this weekend.
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Might consider popping some pills. Not suicide, but something to help you. I know they aren’t healthy lots of the time. But they are better than offing yourself.
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what the fuck is a meme?
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i already feel like my life has lost direction. HRO now i wont be able to masturbate to pixx of alt celebz.
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HRO: Falling off, unable to find suitable AZNs or bangs in party pics, threatening suicide to engender sympathy.
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I met Dab Wilson of Semisonic, and he wouldn’t want you dead. He’d want you alive. I want you alive.
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Dan*
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Is this even serious? You can’t quit!
HRO: biggest downer of ‘08?
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bitch.
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YOU NEED THIS IN YOUR LIFE
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what r u doin this weekend? u in town?
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i bet youll reincarnate into someother identity,
like those pokemons.
are you trying to find yourself?
jiggly puff never gave up.
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bllsht
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I JUST SHARTED AGAIN!!!
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NO.
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b4 u go – more titties n blacks n violence plz
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90s alt is so in right now
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