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What Music Will Sound Like After Bangers Officially Die

I’ll see you guys in internet heaven, along with all of your friends who died prematurely, but still have active myspaces where people leave comments like “I miss you so much right now” and “wish u weren’t dead, bro” or “what r u doin this weekend? u in town?”

God Bless.

Love always,
Carles

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47 Comments

  1. Simon&Johnny
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 7:27 am | Permalink

    ironic.

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 8:07 am | Permalink

    suicide is a really cheap gimmick

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 8:10 am | Permalink

    @ anon

    seeeriously.

    i mean all it costs is your life, ryte?

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 9:03 am | Permalink

    i miss u
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYEM68HIm0Y

    Reply

  5. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 9:20 am | Permalink

    i love it when you try to predict the future ;^)

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  6. LES SAVY TRAVIS
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 12:44 pm | Permalink

    I WILL BRING U BACK TO LYFE LIKE THE NECRODANCER I AM

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  7. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 12:47 pm | Permalink

    I’m starting a facebook RIP group

    Reply

  8. Sly
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 1:34 pm | Permalink

    Fuck us, you’re right.

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  9. Trashionista
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 1:35 pm | Permalink

    I feel oddly sad…

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  10. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 2:10 pm | Permalink

    we havent even made out yet

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  11. westofwabansia
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 2:20 pm | Permalink

    oh the 90s…daydreaming.

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  12. like the flu
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 2:46 pm | Permalink

    Bangers will never die bra. They are now permanent fixtures in everyones life

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  13. ultraduckling14
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 2:52 pm | Permalink

    after watching the video for “breakfast at tiffany’s” i feel like killing myself as well.. oh wait up… i need to change my myspace status to “committing suicide right now” before i do…

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  14. like the flu
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 2:52 pm | Permalink

    I swear to god bangers will never die.

    http://NeonCoolKidsYo.com

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  15. CRIMINAL CASTLE
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 2:59 pm | Permalink

    HAHAHAHA closing time

    will some banger remix those 90s-early 2000s classics and form some kind of fusion genre?

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  16. TMBLDR
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 3:54 pm | Permalink

    Dude, don’t quit! At least sell your domain to American Apparel! !!!

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  17. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 4:12 pm | Permalink

    @ criminal castle.

    those remixes would be awesome.

    better yet HRO , REMIX THEM.

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  18. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 5:33 pm | Permalink

    Remember to shoot your video from low angles so you look like super huge rockstars!

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  19. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 6:24 pm | Permalink

    weak

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  20. Marey
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 7:04 pm | Permalink

    don’t you dare leave me like this !

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  21. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 7:26 pm | Permalink

    closing time sucks don’t post that. no more sucky videos pretending you quit because they bring back bad memories.. GOD BELSS AMERICA

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  22. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 9:09 pm | Permalink

    pussy

    Reply

  23. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 9:17 pm | Permalink

    dont quit carles you are the most consistent contributor to my feed

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  24. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 9:18 pm | Permalink

    i’m sorry carles, was this caused by the dj momjeans comments?

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  25. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 9:19 pm | Permalink

    wtf?

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  26. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 9:32 pm | Permalink

    no, please no. this is a permanent solution to a temporary problem, HRO.

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  27. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 9:52 pm | Permalink

    lame

    Reply

  28. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 10:37 pm | Permalink

    nooooo! you can’t pull the plug! this blog is my liiiiife! you kill HRO, you kill all of us with you! there is more myspacers! more AA designs and styles! more songs to hghly rccmnd! more mom jeans! more azn’s gheys, and fggts, to blog about! not too mention the recently dubbed blipster! ergh!

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  29. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 10:38 pm | Permalink

    can you post some colored bangs plz?

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  30. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 10:46 pm | Permalink

    I once commited suicide in high school.

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  31. YR dead friend 4ever
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 10:52 pm | Permalink

    nah bro i totally AM free this weekend.

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  32. Alice
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 11:07 pm | Permalink

    Might consider popping some pills. Not suicide, but something to help you. I know they aren’t healthy lots of the time. But they are better than offing yourself.

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  33. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 11:34 pm | Permalink

    what the fuck is a meme?

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  34. Anonymous
    Posted April 17, 2008 at 11:51 pm | Permalink

    i already feel like my life has lost direction. HRO now i wont be able to masturbate to pixx of alt celebz.

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  35. John Negroparty
    Posted April 18, 2008 at 12:10 am | Permalink

    HRO: Falling off, unable to find suitable AZNs or bangs in party pics, threatening suicide to engender sympathy.

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  36. Anonymous
    Posted April 18, 2008 at 1:02 am | Permalink

    I met Dab Wilson of Semisonic, and he wouldn’t want you dead. He’d want you alive. I want you alive.

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  37. Anonymous
    Posted April 18, 2008 at 1:03 am | Permalink

    Dan*

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  38. Ashleigh
    Posted April 18, 2008 at 1:19 am | Permalink

    Is this even serious? You can’t quit!
    HRO: biggest downer of ‘08?

    Reply

  39. Anonymous
    Posted April 18, 2008 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    bitch.

    Reply

  40. Anonymous
    Posted April 18, 2008 at 2:24 am | Permalink

    YOU NEED THIS IN YOUR LIFE
    http://www.zshare.net/download/69792182d25517/
    http://www.zshare.net/download/69792182d25517/
    http://www.zshare.net/download/69792182d25517/
    http://www.zshare.net/download/69792182d25517/

    ATRUCK, DUPLO, AND WALKS WITH WHITE PPL

    Reply

  41. Anonymous
    Posted April 18, 2008 at 2:33 am | Permalink

    what r u doin this weekend? u in town?

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  42. NEON KICKS
    Posted April 18, 2008 at 3:11 am | Permalink

    i bet youll reincarnate into someother identity,
    like those pokemons.

    are you trying to find yourself?
    jiggly puff never gave up.

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  43. Anonymous
    Posted April 18, 2008 at 3:12 am | Permalink

    bllsht

    Reply

  44. Anonymous
    Posted April 18, 2008 at 3:26 am | Permalink

    I JUST SHARTED AGAIN!!!

    Reply

  45. Anonymous
    Posted April 18, 2008 at 4:10 am | Permalink

    NO.

    Reply

  46. nico
    Posted April 18, 2008 at 4:24 am | Permalink

    b4 u go – more titties n blacks n violence plz

    Reply

  47. Anonymous
    Posted April 18, 2008 at 4:33 pm | Permalink

    90s alt is so in right now

    Reply

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