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What size are the perfect alternative breasts? If I am alternative, I don't want a girl with D cups, right? I also don't want a girl with ant mounds. Of course it's common to jerk off to non-amateur porn where girls have cartoon bodies, but what do you need from a trophy-alt-GF?

So what should you value in a woman? Curvature? Opportunity for cleavage? Opportunity for side boobage? Personality? Name brand clothes? Slut-factor? How important are cute bangs?

Should we just value nipple placement?

[LastNightsParty]

Put yourself inside of the mind of an alternative bro, and see if you can find any answers to these important questions...