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What size are the perfect alternative breasts? If I am alternative, I don’t want a girl with D cups, right? I also don’t want a girl with ant mounds. Of course it’s common to jerk off to non-amateur porn where girls have cartoon bodies, but what do you need from a trophy-alt-GF?
So what should you value in a woman? Curvature? Opportunity for cleavage? Opportunity for side boobage? Personality? Name brand clothes? Slut-factor? How important are cute bangs?
Should we just value nipple placement?
[LastNightsParty]
Put yourself inside of the mind of an alternative bro, and see if you can find any answers to these important questions…
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nothing over a b-cup
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exhibit B is going to give me nightmares.
I guess I always took proper nipple placement for granted. thanks for raising my self esteem <3 <3
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( o ) ( o )
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I think the person in the last picture is a dude…she/he doesn’t look like a dude but the nipple is kinda weird…..
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I don’t think boys value “side boobage”, as you put it, enough. If I were a boy and I hellza digged altzgurrlz, I would be totally into the side boobage.
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that crazy nipple would get you mad indie cred, having a non-conformist nipple… that would do peoples heads in
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bad boob job?
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those first tits are mouthwatering
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Why do you keep using the word bro and alternative all the time? this is new…
Your too scene. What happened to pre-suicide Carles?
Alternative Bro saves Carles of Hipster Runoff??? Could be.
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YOU’RE. YOU’RE. It’s not possessive!
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i tried to think like an alternative bro but it won’t work. i still want D.
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the answer is the first breasts. more alt.boobs please
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i sent that first picture to my friend as soon as i saw it. drooling over it
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i wanna oogle that 1st grls tittiez.
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quelle question ravissante
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Who is the girl in the first pic and where are her NOODZ?
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CUTE BANGS > EVERYTHING
I MEAN RLY
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side boobage and bangs make this alt bro melt
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Top picture > bottom picture
Normal nips > abnormal nips
tits > no tits.
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^meme
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in a few years her nipple will have made the long journey across her chest and settle somewhere between her ear and her neck.
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Nipz migration needs to occur
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plaid boobs. obvi.
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yeah but an A cup fits all the way in your mouth.
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the second chick looks like a fuckin picasso painting…
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I also wanna oogle that first girl’s titties.
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the real question is what kind of bush do alt bros like?
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seriously?? how about you “alternative” people learn to form your own opinions?
like what you like, regardless. PLEASE.
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you can’t motorboat a personality…
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i think bush is pretty much supposed to not be seen in public at this point. just saying.
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super cute with decent body(decent boobs and decent curves); awesome personality.
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i liked the first example and appreciated that there are actually some good, well shaped alternate breasts out there…
second example…well, are they meant to do that? :S
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If they sit like that girl’s in the top pic, who gives a fuck what size they are? Can you imagine waking up to her nakedity in the morning? As a man who likes women, I can honestly say that from the waist up, she is a boner-induction device of immense power. the only thing that would suck is if she were one of those ‘oral sex is demeaning no matter if you’re giving or receiving’ girls. that shit is like, stupid.
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is it alternative to say you’re not alternataive and just you? well if it is i guess i would be alternative?
anyways, i guess i cant REALLY be alternative if i have breasts that are DD… whats a girl to do? hah.
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Shoving an extra “a” into alternative is REALLY alt, almost subversive. I’m scared.
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Bigger the better, clearly. But firm C’s definitely take the cake.
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sienna miller boobs are for alt-bros, if you’ve seen the crappy alfie movie.
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A good C cup is the perfect size. I am a man an love Boobs, but why? Truthfully theres not much you can do with them but they are what I strive for. Anyways I think the should be proportionate to the woman. I’m into smaller ladies and C’s look and feel great every time.
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Ohh and that girl on top is hot as fuck
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Top girl has perky toptits, perfect!
Mouthwatering, this is what I call `charming tittens`
Second pic. is a dude, look at his hands and male-nipple, bah!
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I found the girls myspace on the top pic.
http://www.myspace.com/annapm
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