15. Steve Jobs: I’m using this photo for my next iPhone ad.
14. Anonymous: in my country, the party starts when a bro gets stabbed.
13. Anonymous: im staying on bayswater rd next weekend, should taking a picture of yourself lieing on bayswater rd in kings cross be a new tourist attraction in sydney?
12. Anonymous: predicting future post: Alt titties covered in blood
11. BLAZN AZN: haha maybe if the fucker WASN’T AUSTRALIAN he wouldn’t get stabbed, no would he. may it be a lesson to ALL of you
10. Anonymous: alt bros and aids go together like a fine wine *swishes fine alt bro + bloodz wine in his hand*
9. Anonymous: man why is everything out to kill the buzz. between the stabbings, steve aoki wasting all the fucking greygoose, and super drunk girls with helpful friends, WTF is a bro to do?
8. Anonymous: Stabbings are so 2003…get with the times Australia! Unless it was a greaser with a switchblade, then that’s pretty fuckin cool…
7. Gosh Damn Team: Do U think that he watched the new Justice video 4 “Stress” and decided to act out that violence in real life? Perhaps “D.A.N.C.E” was playing and he got angry. blood is the new justice jacket.
6. Anonymous: aoki should have been there to pour vodka on the wound
5. ..::TOM::..: What if he was wearing a bow tie when he was stabbed?
4. Anonymous: Bet you any money the first photo is the stabbed dude’s display pic. BTW Australia sucks. What a fucking awful country.
3. Anonymous: bro took a dip in some red tempera paint. IT’S 100% FAKKKKKEEEEEE
2. Anonymous: we’re all in agreement that death isn’t big until ~2k60?
1. Anonymous: sometimes people get stabbed, sometimes they get raped, sometimes they get pregnant, sometimes they listen to Wilco, and sometimes they go to parties. all of them make you bleed. get over it.
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this is the beginning of the end
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do u thnk aoki is annon?
I think he is.
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yeah. alt celeb anons. never thought of that.
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your such a cunt.
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6^^^ IM WITH THIS GUY
FUQ U HIPSTERS
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OMG COMMENTING ON HRO ABOUT COMMENTING, SO POSTMODERN
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so lyke, we’re all really kewl. i like ironically describing bro death scenes.
carles we couldnt do it w/o u!!!!!!!
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meta?
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i feel so awesome that 2 of my cmmnts made the list. i think i’m going to pump my fist now.
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How do i get my comment featured?
I’m going to start commenting every post to increase my chances.
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LOL@ “big in 19k96″ joke like 50 posts ago about jesse.
I just wanted to issue a correction.
19k96 would be the year 19096
1996 would be 1.9k96
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it’s easier to say 1K987
which looks pretty cool in print I might add…..
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man not this picture again.
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[Dundee is threatened by a mugger with a switchblade]
Sue Charlton: Mick, give him your wallet.
Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee: What for?
Sue Charlton: He’s got a knife.
Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee: [chuckling] That’s not a knife.
Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee: [Dundee draws a large Bowie knife]
Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee: *That’s* a knife.
[Dundee slashes the teen mugger's jacket. He and his friends run away]
Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee: Just kids having fun. You alright?
Sue Charlton: I’m always all right when I’m with you Dundee.
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What a loser! who the hell quotes crocodile dundee?!! …and knows the character’s names…go ahead and kill yourself now bud.
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@ 10:44
Go to Australia and get stabbed you bro turd, Crocodile Dundee fucking Rules.
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I’ll cap Croc Dundee with my AK! Fuck a knife…Westside!!!
Only faggots and sailors use knives…and there aren’t too many sailors in Australia.
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6. Anonymous: aoki should have been there to pour vodka on the wound
^^^^ funniest shit I’ve ever read
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i know, i HELLA lol’d to that one
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lots of those comments never actually got commented
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the guy actualy died the next day :P
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He Died? bummer…
how many bros fall victim to da streets. rest in peace little homie, theres a heaven for a G.
see you in bro heaven. <3
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its sad he died
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RIP homie…pouring out some PBRs and Sparks in memory of fallen bro.
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would you rather rape him before he was stabbed or after? fuck his cut/guts maybe..
he looks gay.. i’m glad he’s dead. one less.
my dick is hard.
‘n i’m tuggin it.
p.s. stop hatin’ on me.
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he didnt die, he’s ok, recovering now..
also to add flame to the argument, the guy who stabbed him was an arab.
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http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/too-drunk-to-notice-severed-artery/2008/05/21/1211182832480.html
and again.
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My comment/plea for advice got featured. I’m going to repost that shit all over my blog, you’ll see.
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Just noticed: Is that Bro actually Michael Keaton?!
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is the death in 2k60 a reference to isaac newton’s theory that year will be the end of the world… ?
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