Is it cool to use stuff like beer bongs, or play games like ‘beer pong’ AKA ‘beirut’ AKA ‘the Kanye West Beer Ping Pong Ball Game’ even if you are alternative? I know we all just want to party, but is it cooler to just get buzzed while listening to electro-blog hits with a group of your closest friends while talking about Wes Anderson movies, life, and how Wes Anderson movies and life are a lot alike?
Do u know of any alternative drinking games? Have you ever had your AZN friend put on a wig of long black hair and pour vodka into your mouth? (This is called the Steve Aoki Game).
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My crew of friends prefers a game relating to a much c00l3r ALTAZN.
its called the Kim Jong-il game.
in it, we kidnap producers and force them to make us CLUBBANGRZZ that we can pregame to!!
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is that vampire weekend?
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doing bro frat stuff is totally cool. the most mainstream bro thing u could ever do is try really hard to avoid mainstream bro stuff.
all parties should include beer bongs, freaking, and CRUISING 4 BABES. but there should still be 30% gay dudes there.
but liking sports not cool.
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Is it just me or are bros the biggest faggots on the planet making Richard Simmons look straight.
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there is the ALT COKE LINE BLOWING GAME in which you watch magnolia and do lines every time the pathetic little blonde woman does. also when the tv show quiz kid looks sad. also until you run out of coke.
there is the CSPAN drinking game, in which you do a shot every time someone says ’subpoena’ or ‘i am the chairman of this committee.’
andddddd there are wednesdays.
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Caps is by far the best game. You sit on the floor withyourlegspreadout, and keep an open bottle of beer with the cap upsidedown between them. Then you throw other caps at the other parson, trying to knock off their beer cap. when you do, they have to chug the whole thing, end of story.
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sure, the drinking game where you watch david lynch films and drink whenever something weird happens.
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This faggy bro looks comfortable on his knees with something long in his mouth…the other fag with the limp wrist slipped some roofies in the bong so he can ass-rape tattoo bro. Little did he know that tattoo bro would have gladly taken it in the ass without being drugged…
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VISIBLE ALT BRO PUBIC HAIR
BIG IN 2k10??
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LOL last paragraph
P0$T L3$$ KANY3 W3$T
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carles, this has brought up something troubling me lately. i think i’m losing my alt identity. i like playing mnstrm drinking games and watching sports. i sometimes get miller lite or even gin instead of pbr/sparks. i have a B.S. instead of a B.A. of art, from a large public university, not liberal arts. carles i think this is more than just the dilemma of being successful and staying alt. i think i have been making too many mnstrm decisions. how do i fit in? do i need to change? can lifestyle brands offer a solution?
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“…is it cooler to just get buzzed while listening to electro-blog hits with a group of your closest friends…”
OMG this is exactly how I get smashed 95% of the time! HRO you are invited to the next piss up at Daniel’s house okay be there or be gay.
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i like 2 play drinking games to the movie ‘rushmore’. everytime you hear a song that you have you on your ipod, you have to take a drink. every1 gets pretty wasted.
xxx
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my alt frnds and i are secure enuff in our altness to play mainstream altbro drnkng gamez. we also like to put all bangers on the power hour mix, brah.
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is it alt to shoot beer up your asshole with a beer bong and then get your bro to drink it?
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i love the beer bong, it can be also a whatever kind of alcohol is around bong..
I’ve broken beer bong records…
and you get totally wasted for suree..hahah <333
I’m a girl btw.
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we like to do 7 in 15s )7 shots in 15 minutes) and take it from there. usually somebody ends up mixing a little bit of good ol faggy electro blacked out while the occasional mainstream girls are like wtfm8 what is this techno?????
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its only okay if oh snap kid brings props to the bar.
duh.
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