I wonder if there is a world record for ‘Most People Wearing Kanye West Glasses in 1 Party Pic.’ Plz be on the lookout for this Holy Grail of pictures, because I’m sure it involves 5+ alt bros and 5+ mainstreamer girls pretending to be alt for the night.
I also learned from a Bay Area Style Blog that these glasses are called SHUTTER SHADES. Should I stop calling them ‘Kanye West Glasses’? Should I just call them ‘Cum in the Eye Protectors’?
I really need to buy a pair soon for when I have to go to an ‘Ironic 00s Era Party’ in 10 years. I hope it is as fun as today’s 80s parties. Hopefully mainstreamers will still get to go to American Apparel to find their wardrobe for throwback-themed parties in the coming decades.
Love yall!
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Shutter shades are out. Have been for quite some time.
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where they ever in?
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FIRST!
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http://www.amazon.com/Compare-Shutter-Shades-Sunglasses-Stronger/dp/B00186MFC6/ref=pd_bbs_1?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1211521882&sr=8-1
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Death to shutter shades, please?
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that one girl has nice breasts
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I wouldn’t buy them. Not when this dude is wearing them: http://gawker.com/392686/craigslist-cash+wavers-fury-these-photos-are-mines
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Girl with the short, auburn hair looks like Sienna Miller
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downhill
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Being a bay or should I say “Yay” Area native, I feel the need to correct you. They are called “Stunna” Shades not “Shutter” Shades. Also, Kanye has been ripping off Laurie Anderson as far as sunglasses go.
Here is visual proof.
http://www.laurieanderson.com/library/img/CD-1982-Big-Science-SM.jpg
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being from the “NYC” area, I feel the need to correct you (twice): they are SHUTTER shades.
So called STUNNA shades are of a different size and/or color (preferably colored clear or metallic).
get it right.
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HAHAHA yea they were never in. EVER. fucking hideous
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They’re called FGGT shades…Bro in the back needs some prescription FGGT shades. It’s also a known fact that people who wear all yellow are cocksmokers.
Thanks a fucking lot Kanye, you ass pirate!
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Winston Churchill stabs alt bros…and grows weed.
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dear carles
as much as i love and appreciate your many posts throughout the day i cant help but sometimes wonder or feel bad when i picture your kute face rot away on this screen bl0gging 24/7. please assure me you are okay with this lifestyle and do find time to partee.
l0ve, your fl0atface
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http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g169/Bojesse/ShutterShadesPartyPix6.jpg
SIX SHUTTER SHADES PLUS ONE SHUTTER SHADE GRAPHIC TEE
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OMFG LAWLZOR MAX HAHA!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Uy5AhgFzJDs&feature=related
IM GOING TO DIE HAPPY! YESSSSSS!
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fuck these people!
we want more myspacers worth blogging about!
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My pussy eye hates u
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‘Cum in the Eye Protectors’? seriously? not that it even matters, but ok…you know that’s not that good. just a notice that yr slippin’, C-dubz. peas.
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I have to agree with #6, the girl in the dress has luscious breasts. Contender for the perfect alt bewbs?
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i wanna lick her all ov3r
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wearing shutter shades in the 80s = blowjobs for you and your bro.
before (sfw)
after (nsfw)
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^^^ carles for the love of god please stop calling the shutters ‘kanye glasses’, i know its part of the gimmick to come off like a cheeky whore but you’re pushing the wrong buttons here. kanye should not be given credit for ANYTHING in the fashion world except for the nike air yeezy
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^^^^ fuck this guy
Keep calling them Kanye glasses. It’s FuNIE.
I fucking hate these fucking glassies if I ever see someone I know / am around / in a 100 yard vicinity of, I am going to punch them in the fucking jaw.
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i like kanye glasses but cum in da eye projectors r good too, how about u alternate the two terms in ur next posting! that way every1 is happy and confused.
would anyone really from here really talk to any alt person w/ those shitty glasses now? they clearly hav no self-respect.
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http://www.smartasaker.se/pub_images/original/Sekretessglas%F6gon_1327.bmp
http://www.smartasaker.se/pub_images/original/Sekretess_2_1384.jpg
what the hell are these things
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succulent breasts indeed ….
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thos glasses are for fggts [[period]]
kanye is a fuckin dbag why would anyone ever think it would be a good idea to emulate his style
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bitch on the left has nice titties
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