HIPSTER RUNOFF

yes yes yes

thanks carles, but you forgot to mention how much this SUX FOR THE BROS that are trying to get w/ one of the friends. drunk grl is BZZKLL and CCKBLCK.

according to their hands, most of them are straight edge.

has HRO forgotten about dre?

does anyone else vouch for me when I say cobrasnake is an incredibly shitty photographer AND t-shirt designer? like c'mon people wake the fuck up!!!!!! it's so c-grade vice magazine circa 2001.

that bitch aint drunk she be rollin

have you alt bros and brosophina's never been to a club where they mark an X on your hand?also FUCK YOU drunk chick who makes my life more difficult becuase the girl I'm macking on has to leave whatever she's doing to hold you and tell you everything is alright.She shouldn't be holding your hair to vomit, she should be kissing my pee pee.

alt drunk grl can also be easy lay.

maybe she is just taking her birth control pill. PREGNANCY = BZZKILL

POST MORE AZNS USING SALVIA

i dont think their friend is straight edge. couldnt that just be the bouncers marks? this p0st made me lol.

u just summed up almost everynight out with one of my roommates

IS THIS AN ALL AZN PARTY?UCLA BIOLOGY MIXER?

MORE IMPORTANTLY, CAN WE PLEASE DISCUSS "THE DRUNK BITCHES WHO GET TOO BOLD WHEN THEIR DRUNK"........SO, I WENT TO SEE THE BLOODY BEETROOTS LAST WEEK AT THE ROXY, WHICH BTW...IS A BREEDING GROUND FOR DOUCHE BAGS/BRA-HOLES/AND DUMB ASS BITCHES. ANYHOW, BACK TO THE STORY AT HAND.......SO THIS TALL BLONDE SKINNY DRUNK LAME ASS HEFFA KEPT ON GRABBING MY BOOBS...TICKLING MY BODY UP AND DOWN...I ASKED HER NICELY TWICE TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT, BUT NO, AGAIN, AND AGAIN...SHE WAS SO DRUNK THAT SHE KEPT ON HITTING EVERYONE AROUND ME WITH HER CAMERA AS SHE FLUNG HER BODY IN AN ATTEMPT TO DANCE, FALLING ALL OVER THE PLACE....I'M NOT THE ONE.....SO THEN, THE BLOODY BEETROOTS PLAY "KILLING IN THE NAME OF" BY RAGE...AND AGAIN, SHE HIT ME HELLA HARD, SO BEING A SISTA...I TOOK MY BIG BLACK ASS, AND USED IT TO PUSH THE BITCH UP OFF ME, SO SHE COMES UP AND DOES THE DRUNK WHISPERS IN MY EAR (WHICH IS REALLY YELLING WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF SPITTING) AND GOES "WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM? EVERYONE IS FEELING THE SAME VIBE BUT YOU"I REPLIED "HONEY, I'M FEELING THE SAME VIBE, BUT YOUR ALL UP IN MY PERSONAL SPACE RIGHT NOW"BLAH BLAH BLAH....THEN, AS THE CHOURS OF "KILLING IN THE NAME OF" PLAYED....EVERYTIME THE VERSE REPEATED "EFF YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME" SHE WHOULD SING ALONG AND HEADBUNT ME IN MY FOREHEAD.........1ST TIME: I APOLOGIZED TO DEFUSE THE SITUATION2ND TIME: I APOLOGIZED AGAIN3RD TIME: I THOUGHT "THIS WHITE BITCH!" DOES SHE EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS SONG IS TALKING ABOUT?...I GRABBED HER BY HER FACE AND PUSHED HER AWAY...SHE GRABBED ME BY MY HAIR, AND I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A FIGHT IN MY LIFE, SO I HAD NO CLUE WHAT TO DO.IT WAS THEN, I HEARD A BOOMING VOICE FROM DEEP WITH INSIDE ME THAT SAID "RELEASE YOUR INNER TANESHIA" THEN I SNAPPED "40 ACHERS AND A MULE/ KILL WHITEY STYLE" AND I BEAT THAT BITCH DOWN!...AND IT FELT HELLA GOOD...I FELT LIKE A SLAVE BEATING DOWN HIS MASTER.........THEY HAD TO PULL ME UP OFF OF HERNOT ONLY ARE DRUNK BITCHES ANNOYING, BUT THEIR BOLD.XX BANG BANGTHE BLAH BLAHP.S. DOES THIS MAKE ME PO' BLACK TRASH?