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Crowd Surf Gang Bang


Do you remember back in the glory days of rap-rock headliners at festivals, such as Limp Bizkit and Korn, there were a handful of reports about girls getting groped excessively while crowd surfing?

I guess the question I’m trying to present is
Do alternative bros have an extra grab or two at the private parts of females who crowd surf, and then turn to their fellow alt bro, and declare, “Dude, I think I just touched her tit.” ????

Are all males the same? Do they only want 1 thing?
What do you think about females who crowd surf?
Is it kind of like a girl who gets naked in a party pic, but then emails the photographer the next day and gets the photos taken down because she was ’soo drunk’?
Do yall believe in that id ego superego stuff?

[Photo by TheCobrasnake]

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27 Comments

  1. RYAWN
    Posted May 5, 2008 at 6:26 am | Permalink

    AT MY HIGH SCHOOL PROM DURING THE RECEPTION I PURPOSEFULLY BRUSHED UP AGAINST A WHITE GURL W/ THE PHATTEST ASS I’D EVER SEEN. I DIDNT QUITE GET AA GRAB IN BUT I DEFINTLY GOT A CUSP.
    IT WAS HEAVEN. I DID TELL MY FRIEND3S, THEY FOLLOWED SUITE.

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted May 5, 2008 at 6:48 am | Permalink

    is this post about justice?

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted May 5, 2008 at 6:51 am | Permalink

    Where da vag at? Zbr strps = good cmflge.

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  4. JESSE
    Posted May 5, 2008 at 7:07 am | Permalink

    I’ve had Uffie’s box on my face in front of feadzin sydney. if only i knew they broke up earlier.

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  5. JESSE
    Posted May 5, 2008 at 7:09 am | Permalink

    ps. i want zebra grrrls box on my face

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  6. Anonymous
    Posted May 5, 2008 at 7:40 am | Permalink

    Is this at a Creed concert in a high school gym? Someone should slap her zebra-toe… and what’s up with the down syndrome dude in the yellow shirt?

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  7. diablo
    Posted May 5, 2008 at 7:52 am | Permalink

    …alt/retard-bro? Looks more like a drunk jock, he’ll probably take his shirt(s) off and start a pit…then he’ll end up bangin the chubby chick in the striped shirt (far right in pic) reaching for the zebra-toe…he’ll ignore her at school and in public, although he will call her for the occasional booty call and makes her keep it a secret, b/c of course he doesn’t want anyone to know he’s boning a chubster…she’s cool with it though, she likes the “attention”.

    p.s. The girl in the zebra pants bones everyone, that’s her thing.

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted May 5, 2008 at 10:55 am | Permalink

    wtf new bloody beetroots track featuring momjeans?

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted May 5, 2008 at 11:53 am | Permalink

    I’m sorry, Nu Metal was the term we were looking for. Rap-Rock was close though, be proud of your effort.

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  10. Anonymous
    Posted May 5, 2008 at 12:00 pm | Permalink

    I agree with diablo.

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  11. Anonymous
    Posted May 5, 2008 at 4:28 pm | Permalink

    That long hair in the front is about to grab some of that zebra snatch , jock bro with the tongue is fizzin hard , and dude bro in the stripes is really lovin these hipster events !!! This is nice….

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  12. Anonymous
    Posted May 5, 2008 at 5:16 pm | Permalink

    I CAME..

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  13. HIGHLY BNGBL
    Posted May 5, 2008 at 6:11 pm | Permalink

    Bring back Limp Bizkit-led Lollapalooza riots circa ‘99.

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  14. NOmeansNO
    Posted May 5, 2008 at 6:33 pm | Permalink

    just because a classy dame is crowd surfing doesn’t justify anyone groping her.

    if men can crowd surf with out getting groped then woman can do the same.

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  15. backwardspecies
    Posted May 5, 2008 at 7:49 pm | Permalink

    throwin up the hornzzz broo

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  16. Anonymous
    Posted May 5, 2008 at 9:32 pm | Permalink

    everyone who comments on this blog is below the age of 18. holy shit!!

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  17. Anonymous
    Posted May 5, 2008 at 10:39 pm | Permalink

    A-trak is behind her right knee, wtng to grope!

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  18. Anonymous
    Posted May 5, 2008 at 11:01 pm | Permalink

    i totally grabbed greg gillis’s balls (by accident- those things were sweatyyyy)

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  19. somehipster
    Posted May 5, 2008 at 11:02 pm | Permalink

    uffie and feadz broke up???

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  20. JESSE
    Posted May 5, 2008 at 11:14 pm | Permalink

    not only broke up. shes ENGAGED to this andre dude. http://www.pedestrian.tv/blogs/view/204/uffie_engaged_to_monsieur_andr/

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  21. Anonymous
    Posted May 6, 2008 at 12:50 am | Permalink

    what is grope? i’m only 15.

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  22. Anonymous
    Posted May 6, 2008 at 6:50 am | Permalink

    this shits so alt

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  23. Anonymous
    Posted May 7, 2008 at 8:57 pm | Permalink

    all i can contribute to this post is that i accidentally touched MIA’s tit while she was crowd surfing (on me).

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  24. Anonymous
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 7:05 pm | Permalink

    Same night, much Aoki-ass-grabbage:
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/this-is-the-life-of-bkh/2468944401/in/set-72157604907341335/

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  25. Posted October 17, 2008 at 3:47 pm | Permalink

    haha wtf anon??? do 15 yr-olds not look up things in the dictionarie?? or is HRO ur dictionarie?? or is urb-dictionarie ur dictionarie????
    plus even if it was completely normal to come 2 hro b-4 an old-fashioned dictionary it is still pretty ridiculous that u dont kno wat ‘grope’ means.

    btw, i am also 15! yay!!!

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  26. jude
    Posted November 30, 2008 at 12:29 pm | Permalink

    i totally have leggings like that.

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  27. dnt know
    Posted July 21, 2009 at 12:56 am | Permalink

    hey i grab boobs all the time… its not new but one thing not all girls hate it … some might just like it …. personall experience tells me so

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