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21 Comments
ghey
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Uhhh, Carles, posts are going way downhill. You need some quality control, not this logorrheic, 30-posts-a-day bullshit.
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there could never be enough HRO. My head would explode if carles posted 30 blogs per day!!!
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so your name is CARLE?
how do i pronounce that?
is it:
carl
carly
or car-lay(if your french)
???
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fuck you for even mentioning that song. now i’ve gotta go purge myself with BANGERZZZZZZ!
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Do you think her pants provide reliable logistics information if she is ever lost?
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Any1 remember when people read thebestpageintheuniverse.net?
We should all email that dude and ask him if he ever got to hang out with Lindsay Lohan or DJ Momjeans for being so trendy.
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Last night I dreamed I was a Christian superhero. I saved an old woman from the backseat of a burning car and told a woman sitting in the front seat abortions were bad.
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joan osborne actually played last night in NYC. I was curious as to what the crowd would look like. would it be aging soccer moms? or lesbians of all color and creed? for some reason, i figured there would be a lot of kennedy (from mtv) lookalikes. not even sure why, but I was genuinely curious.
also, just in case you missed it, the perfect storm i mentioned before.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRFCdYaBZzE
seriously need yr opinion on this, Carles. the line between alt d bag and reg d bag is getting thinner by the day.
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hey
do you ever take a vacation? or are you permanently on vacation aka unemployed living vicariously through party pix all day? ’cause you live in the middle of nowhere america?
WHAT IS YOUR DEAL, MAN
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carles is a writer, thus this blog is one huge social experiment for his boss. we’re all being analyzed under a microscope.
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is it just me or does cut copy sound like a new wave talking heads
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1ST GUY SAID IT.
“GAY”
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how old are you really, carles? ur pop culture references of the 90s suggest older than you say u r.
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p0st m0re exoctic grlzzz. The ones included in your party pix of late are dUmb blOndes who lovethecameraenoughtopissinthestreetforapicture
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I didnt know that DimePiece was now associated with electro.
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He’s definitely old since he listens to electro. Or is that just a uk thing?
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Carles, today you let me down. But thats ok. I feel that every time you fail i come closer to you as a person. We should hang out and talk about our childhoods together, and about how our parents don’t ‘get us’. We could do some acid and just escape from it all. Forever.
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i wanna rub her lil belly
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she would be hot if she wasnt pregnant
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who are these posters asking questions about the blog- JUST SHUT UP AND READ YOU STUPID BABIES
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