I would love to have a pair of this broad’s Chuck Taylor boots. While most people can express themselves with the Chuck Taylor high top or the loafer, these boots are probably what I need to make sure my unique personal brand manifests itself.
I am also looking for a humble alt AZN to complete my summer look.
Basketball shoes have always been a good way to express yourself.
[Via The minneapoline]
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they sell those at converse’s official website…. although they wouldn’t protect against foot odor
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that pic = 3 more reasons not to live in Minneapolis
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This pic has so many things wrong with it…especially that obscene v-neck that the super dork is wearing. The midwest is a very scary place…I guess they don’t know any better since they are about 10 years behind us out here on the west coast, but seriously come on.
How do you say…trying too hard?
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what about the super low crotch on the right? that might be the most frightening aspect.
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dude, carles, man, chuck taylor boots are so 2k3. Dude that’s like FIVE years ago.
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what the fuck is up with that huge v. neck vs. beer belly combo? is that sometihng i should be looking forwrad to? are beer bellies the new bowties?
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My Hipster Bingo card is almost full!
Bingo bitches!!!
Have you done a posting on the Hipster Bingo cards yet Carles? We should all play along for prizes like tugjobs, chili’s gift cards, blow, fat friends who piss/shit in party pics, AZN sidekicks and such.
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I was thinking of getting Harem pants till I saw the Alt Bro to the Left.
shit. I don’t know about the rest of you folks but Id definately put one in that girl.
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What’s with the MC Fuckin Hammer shorts?!?!
I think that chick is fat…the angle of her pose is misleading…I’d hit it after some PBRs and Sparks though.
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The white dude is wearing Hammer shorts–MC Hammer pants, but shorts. You can probably find some at URBN.
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Asian dude needs to cop tighter pants, looks like he can breathe in these ones.
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next level
http://en.wikivisual.com/images/c/c2/ConverseFashion.jpg
big in 2k9?
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i’ll be yr alt azn
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i already have a humble alt AZN for this summer! im so cooool
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these people look like they’re making fun of hipsters by trying to dress and act like them.
poseurs.
azn is kute but he needs some tighter pants.
chucks are passé too.
i am unhappy.
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Fucking horrible.
OR:
I think it’s kinda awesome when middle-American mall casualties invite their North Korean stay in-home exchange student out for a night of cultural exchange. How else are they gonna spread BNGRTCHNLGY back to the mother land?
And it’s extra rad that Anyang can put aside all political differences, wear an American flag around his neck and proudly claim, “I ruv HaltsLevorution!!!”
It’s like they’re the UNICEF of douchebagginess.
BNGRTILIDIE!!
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aww poor minneapolis, it gets pretty fucking cold up there though so i dont blame them for being fat and utilizing the v-neck when warmer weather comes round
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Check out the sooooooper kute DIY american flag necklace that the AZN is sporting in this one! Arts & Crafts!
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plus, patriotism is soooo ironic.
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Props to previous anonymous poster w/ the Arrested Development Anyang reference.
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Those shoes are the most festerous things I’ve ever seen. Thank god I don;t live in Minneapolis, or else I would have to punch her in the face.
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the only people who dress like that in minneapolis are between 18 and 21 and go to TML at first avenue on saturday night, which is apparently where that blogger is every week. ugh. we have like 20 excellent venues here that are way more chilled out than that shit.
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They’re clearly mocking us.
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dude, lengthy comments are lame.We don’t have time fo’ that shit.
Also, That AZN kid looks like he gets no pussy. It’s a known fact that only nonchalant carefree dumb AZNs get real pussy.
That guy looks like he can solve a mean equation. We see through you AZN geek.
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don’t hate on minneapolis y’all! They’re probably not even from here
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^The slanty eyes are a dead giveaway.
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WOAAAH OMFG, lyke u’r all rilly rilly wrong on so many levels!
Lyke rilly I like IRONEE and STUFF but not when it hertz my FEELINGS! Then i stop laffing!
Lyke its okay 2 B racist but not rilly rilly racist ok! And don’t mayk fun of AMERICANS ok? We partee just like peepl in New York!
I come to this blog to hear the newwest songz they wont play in the local all-ages klub, so stop with all the hatin!
U’r the biggest meanest douchebags and retards of them all n i hope u die!
NO MORE NO MORE WAAAARZZZZ!
PARTEETILIDIE!
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lol humble alt azn
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BNGRTILIDIE, what the fuck. go educate yourself more and try not to be a fucking douchebag all the time, kay? its not the korean’s fault that they are cooler than you
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^^Mr. anonymous 4:22’s attempt at earnestness is pathetic. Doesn’t understand irony, the reference to Arrest Development and worse, actually REALLY thinks kid in picture is Korean. He’s obviously NOT of Korean heritage. That’s like calling a Swedish guy Greek. A joke. But in your wannabe political-correctness you probably think all AZNs look alike and it’s your duty to protect them all. A noble cause but you gotta leave the mall and see the outside world first.
HRO : A true UN of douchebaggery.
[Insert DJ MOMJEANS joke for the kids!]
BTID!
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^^^^ haha now you really are a douchbag.. so sad to see you like this man. grow the fuck up
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i miss the times where commenters on hro were saying more or less witty things abot the post or the whole hipster culture in general.
now it’s just like reading youtube-comments. everybodys pissing all over each other. you really dissapoint me. y’all.
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Noticeable increase in commenters who just don’t understand irony.
You should blog about this new demographic.
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haha the asian looks so embarrassed
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“Noticeable increase in commenters who just don’t understand irony.
You should blog about this new demographic.”
I think that’s it… I think, HRO readers are not as sharp as their master.. CLRS
anyway, WEST CAOST RULZZZZZZ
and the DB ELECTRO DIRTY SCUZZY HOUSE MOVEMENT
USA ELECTRO WILL TAKE over the world.
west coast rulz harder than france and Australia
we’re going to assasinate ed banger with our beatzzzzz and dirty dirty smelly soundzzz cuz we’re harder and ruffffer
and “it’s our turn”
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No, I think those people understand the irony. I’m sure they’re not that fucking dull. they just don’t want to put up with the people who think their supposed clever little ironical ploys justify and cover up their underlying racist bullshit.
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since when was being hip about looking tough? grrrrr. the azn looks like he doesn’t even want to be there, he’s all get me the fuck out of here.
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wow. you NYC/LA types are just as boring as they say you are.
No names. no homes.
MPLS.
You Cunts.
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the minneapoline gives minneapolis a bad name. that blog makes me cry.
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HRO should become a political forum.
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10:54Am is being the most ironic. He wins.
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LOL! Way to miss the point!
JOCULISM kids, look it up!
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you can purchase these shoes at Journeys
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Converse will celebrate 100th anniversary this year. I will plan to purchase a new Converse Chuck Taylor all star shoe on this wonderful occasion.
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australian pride
AZN koala bear shirt
i like alot :)
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I can be your humble AZN! *______*
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