Lately, I've been really into slavery and/or indentured servitude.

Alternative d-bags are people who have a great deal of pride in their personality and social projection. While alternative d-bags usually find a way to differentiate themselves within crowds of alties, it is easiest to identify an alternative d-bags in normal situations.

They go out of their way to show that their reality is not in accordance with the reality of the every-day-lives' of mainstreamers. Alt D-bags try to make it clear that they can't believe they are doing a standard task, like grocery shopping, going to the post-office, or renewing a driver's license.

For example, most people at the airport are traveling for traditional business purposes. They are baffled when they see an entourage of 'under-dressed people who aren't famous, but sure act like it' surfing on a baggage cart being pushed by a live human.

Alternative d-bags find a way to throw out social norms, tact, and the minimal skill set of manners that their parents taught them. They are also likely to claim that 'they have A.D.D. real bad.'

BUT SERIOUSLY. IT'S MOTHER'S DAY...
WHAT WOULD UR MOM DO TO YOU IF SHE SAW YOU BEING PUSHED BY A LADY ON A LUGGAGE CART?
I feel like it's one of the things where it's less disappointing when you are 5 years old, very disappointing when you are 15 years old, and EXTREMELY disappointing when you are 25+ years old.

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