Lately, I’ve been really into slavery and/or indentured servitude.
Alternative d-bags are people who have a great deal of pride in their personality and social projection. While alternative d-bags usually find a way to differentiate themselves within crowds of alties, it is easiest to identify an alternative d-bags in normal situations.
They go out of their way to show that their reality is not in accordance with the reality of the every-day-lives’ of mainstreamers. Alt D-bags try to make it clear that they can’t believe they are doing a standard task, like grocery shopping, going to the post-office, or renewing a driver’s license.
For example, most people at the airport are traveling for traditional business purposes. They are baffled when they see an entourage of ‘under-dressed people who aren’t famous, but sure act like it’ surfing on a baggage cart being pushed by a live human.
Alternative d-bags find a way to throw out social norms, tact, and the minimal skill set of manners that their parents taught them. They are also likely to claim that ‘they have A.D.D. real bad.’
BUT SERIOUSLY. IT’S MOTHER’S DAY…
WHAT WOULD UR MOM DO TO YOU IF SHE SAW YOU BEING PUSHED BY A LADY ON A LUGGAGE CART?
I feel like it’s one of the things where it’s less disappointing when you are 5 years old, very disappointing when you are 15 years old, and EXTREMELY disappointing when you are 25+ years old.
[Photo by The Cobrasnake]
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This is very doucheternative in nature, classic Aoki…Hey everybody come check out how douchey I am!!!
…when I say dip you dip we dip.
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party pix = reality TV of the ALT world
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abolishment of amendment 13: big in 2k9?
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Now by D-bag, do you mean Douche? We at the Frames certainly have a zero tolerance towards Douche bags. We would have them executed on the spot!
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my mom would call next on that luggage ride. but then again, my mom is german.
( = TOTALLY CUTTING EDGE)
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The frames are gay and douchey obviously…and enough with the big in 2K’fucktard lameness. Amendment 13? like any of us are smart enough to know what the hell that is?!
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PLZ P0ST MORE AZNs RIDING ALT RICKSHAWS!!!!!!!
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Who’s to say Aoki didn’t have a really bad leg cramp or sprain his ankle while pouring vodka into some alt bro’s mouf at a party the night before???
Pictures only tell you PART of the story, Carles.
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woah, dude, that’s as d-bag as it gets. don’t you love how people who should be hanging their heads in shame always seem to hold their heads the highest? that’s SO hip. it’s like they’re just saying, “fuck you world, the laws of human decency don’t apply to me, because I’m socially/culturally relevant!!” but in a international accent and really tight jeans.
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HAY CARLES CAN U MAKE ME A PARTY MIX PLEAZ
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dig the flipfone hanging off her boobs.
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brightest young things dot com
go there
now/
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this blog sometimes makes me feel like i just hung out with my mom: nihilistic and like nothing’s ever going to be good enough.
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aha another d.c. area reader except i am so alt that i live all over the urrrrrrrrrrea. naw im sayin child!
brightestyoungthings HGHLY BLGBL in 2kcock?
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it’s never a good idea to deliberately display one’s “lack of intelligence”, ie. anonymous 8:34PM.
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write more about d-bags. good post
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Beware the douche-bro
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A.D.D. … more like A.D.B.
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hahahaaaa =D I always find a little of myself in such texts.
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IF YOU HATE [HIM] SO MUCH WHAT’S UP WITH YOUR OBSESSION?
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GAYFAGDUDES.COM
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STEVE AOKI EPIC FAILS.
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i lyke when uffie is referenced in cmmnts. dats rullllll ironic.
but i also lyke when anons go “good post!” only when someone tries to be an asshole, carles is stronger than that kidz.
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