Hipster Runoff is a place for many people.
HRO is the safe place you can come to escape from your bad day, your terrible relationship, or your parents who don’t understand why you got a chest tattoo.
HRO is the only blog that understands you as a person.
If HRO were a real person, and not a blog, you would go out to a bar and end up getting buzzed, and talking about life, and your dreams and aspirations.
HRO is a community, where a lot of people have a lot of important things to say. Comments are a valuable part of the blog, because they are an important way for readers to communicate with the blogger. It’s kind of like a townhall meeting about a natural disaster, except on the internet.
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post “Bro in a Bow Tie”:
why is this the frst blog i check everyday? i think it’s b/c i hope one da i will see another dj mom jeans post explaining the meaning of meme’s while wearing a bro tie in a group of alt bros with an ghey azn granny n the background showing her tits.
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post “Crowd Surf Gang Bang”:
all i can contribute to this post is that i accidentally touched MIA’s tit while she was crowd surfing (on me).
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post “HIPSTER RUNOFF DOESN’T SUPPORT INTERRACIAL RELATIO…”:
spankrock is a closet gay. everyone thats friends with him in philly knows that.
=== has left a new comment on your post “The best DJs in the world are willing to POUR DRAN…”:
I ONCE WAS AT A PARTY AND WAS ON STAGE AND AOKI WAS TOO
THER WAS A TUB OF ICE WATER WITH BEERS/VODKA IN IT, WHEN I WENT OVER TO GRAB A DRINK, ALL THE BEERS WERE GONE, AND THERE WAS AN EMPTY VODKA BOTTLE FLOATING ON THE TOP, I GRABBED IT TO CHECK IF ANYTHING WAS LEFT, AND IT WAZ COMPLETELY EMPTY.
I THEN WALK AWAY AND NOTICE STEVE AOKI WALK OVER TO THE SAME TUB, AND PICK UP THE SAME EMPTY VODKA BOTTLE THEN START TO POUR WATER IN THE BOTTLE, HE THEN GOES TO CENTER STAGE AND STARTS CHUGGING IT AND SPITTING IT OUT ON THE CROWD, SO I WAS LIEK HAY WTF THATS WATER. SO I WALK OVER TO HIM WHILE EVERY FKN PHOTOBLOG WAS SNAPPING AWAY AT THIS AMAZING PHOTO-OP AND I SAY “HEY, CAN I GET SOME OF THAT” HE HESITATES, AND POURS SOME IN MY GLASS I THEN TAKE A SIP AND SPIT IT OUT AND SAY “WTF ASSHAT, THIS IS WATER..” AND PEOPLE SEEMED SHOCKED BUT NOONE WAS LIEK “OMG YUO FUKN QUEER WHAT A WIENER YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT” THEY JUST KEPT DOING WHATEVER THE FUK THEY WERE DOING
WHAT DO I WITH THIS?
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nonymous has left a new comment on your post “Agyness Deyn Is Just Another Alt Slut?”:
being transgendered is a bit more complicated than just ‘trying to be a guy’
you can’t always spew your dumb misconceptions all over the place under the guise of ‘irony to raise awareness about how people are ignorant’
you should write a post about how so many alt people who pretend to be queer-conscious turn out to be self-centered biggots/faggots
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post “Music Without Any Checks and Balances”:
What do you think the average age is of HRO commenters? Couldn’t be more than 15.
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post “CFCF RMX”:
more gay music from hipster fagoff
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post “Adeyhawke”:
hipster runoff is a blog aggregator for gay mp3s
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post “When will Smoosh turn 18?”:
can you please make a post about this case of alt bro overload?
http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/a/IMG_9556.html
thx
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post “Bro in a Bow Tie”:
This is it. This post is the singularity. I thought it would happen today after I saw the cute asian-australian girls. It’s rather pleasing to know that you were able to achieve this and didn’t kill yourself in the exhaustive quest.
The known laws of hipness are fundamentally altered. You have found the point where the derivative no longer exists for a given hipster function, but for every neighborhood of which contains points for which the hipster derivative exists. In other words, you have discovered and proven where hipness has infinite density and zero volume.
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DAMN.
I jus wanted to leave a comment…
I didnt know it would be that cruucial,
besides 98% of the shit ppl write in comments
they wouldnt say in “real life”
damn.
its not that crucial son;/
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Hipster runoff: most of the comments are written by 3-4 people
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HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO COMMENT TO GET BLOGGED ABOUT (again- i was the comment that started the dj momjeans revolution. if you dont believe me fucking check the ip it was in bogota)
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yes the best thing about commenting is that u can comment MANY TIMES and pretend to be a different person. i prefer that it is only 3-4 ppl
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I love you, hipster runoff!!
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EYE JUST SHAT MY PANTS!
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HIPSTER RUNOFF DIED IN JANUARY 2008
this is just fucking lame
I check back every once in a while hoping for improvement but only to be faced with disappointment
comments are lame, posts are lame
MYSPACERS ARE THE SHIT
so piss off
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I am the original momjeans hater(case of the old forgoton password)
If you don’t fucking believe me check my fucking id you fucks
Fuck I started this whole fucking blog fuck!
Hro died with momjeans
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blog about alt lol catz
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a place for 2 alt bros 1 cup
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I hate it when people try to say that they started the dj momjeans revolution becauseintheonewhoreallydid and rest of you arejustlookingforsomecheapfamebyhavingHRO publish your cmmnt.
puttingwordstogetherwithoutspacesinapoeticallystrategicfashion:
big in 2k8??
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i always thought that if HRO was a real person he would bitch about everything hype, stare at my boobs and deliver rethorical masterpieces about the importance of ed banger to the 21st century. he would also work at american apparel, a job he despises if it weren’t for the hot co-worker chicks wearing skin-tight dresses that look more like a large belt. he eats only one meal a day, that being 2 slices of pizza after work. then he goes home to check his myspace or if the weather is nice he might sit in the park sipping ice coffee and listening to french indie electro pop on his iphone.
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OK, listen girls I met the hottest guy ever. Basically as i was stepping out of my SUV I came face to face with my step cousin or whatEVER, who cares? NEway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair, and the cutest British accent ever. Straight away I could tell he was rocker from his sexy attitude and the way he looked at me. Mmmm he is totally awesome. Oh my god I think I’m in love. (It was Carles)
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anyone who thinks spank rock is a fag is a dumbass who probably would queer if it got on its knees and sucked there dick.
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Kat Walks doesn’t know shit. I see the real HRO. The sensitive, deep one.
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STOP TAKING URSELF SO SERIOUSLY.
THIS WHOLE THING IA A FAD ANYWAY.
STOP TAKIN
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It are teh LOLSINGULARITY.
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Soon the comments will be taken over by spambots promoting free mp3 downloads with every fleshlight purchased.
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Stop talking about me…I started it all
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I suspect Carles posts more anonymous comments than anybody.
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ps: thanks to carles, there’s a place on the internet where i actually like to leave blog comments.
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ALL OF THE COMMENTS R MADE BY 1 PERSON—-ME
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whatever happened to ‘meme’ anon?
I hope you figured out what a ‘meme’ is.
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wwhy aren’t there more comments? there’s like an average of 30 on a highly commented on post,,, what are the odds of a HRO reader making a comment? it must be low, cuz there must be so many readers. please make a post about this so i can brag to the other commenters.
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i wrote that one too
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LETS SEE HOW MANY COMMENTS WE CAN PUT
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can u make a post that is about comments
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F#m Bm
I wen’on down to the tattoo chest
parlor,.. wait an acoustic folk song? fuck this
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can u plz blog about crystal castles stealing gameboy music from belgianz?
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is the author of HRO another alt-bro? does it take one 2 kno one?
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commenting with usernames…big in 2k9?
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people leaving “big in (insert year)” comments; never big in 2k∞
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blog about how cobrasnake is overly patriotic
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so, just curious is there a term used to describe people who frequently spend time checking electro blog’s daily, but are in denial of being a hipster.
bloggers? no, they dont blog they just LURK other blogs hard.
help me HRO make sense of this dilemma
what makes you a hipster, is it the amount of AA shirts you have, running your own blog?, maybe you bought a cobrsnake t shirt off of ebay!!
or maybe you just need something to believe in or reassurance that your better than all the other alt. bro’s out there, being a hipster can maybe provide this?
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PLZ GIV ME SOMETHING 2 BELIEVE IN
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HIPSTER RUNOFF: I liked the “we were the first blog to blog about justice” subtitle more than the current one.
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Blg m0rE about the BaG RaiDerzz!!!!!
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oh HRO will you please be my friend, i’ll post up all your myspace pictures and pretend there mine!!
get off the nutttZZZZ !!!
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carles if i break free of this “anon” mask will you make sweet sweet love to me
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hey im one of those
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no you’re not
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plz pst about the Lindsay Lohan mink scandal. (also the stress video)
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i want to post this as a facebook comment, but i fear it is too damaging. ‘I heard you checked out my p**** during yoga class (you were the teacher). I’m sorry I didn’t shave, I didn’t know I was supposed to before class.’
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do anons have low self-esteem?
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Why is there no post about FIXED GEAR BIKES?
Does HRO reside in a non-bikable area?
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ahahahaaahaha =D greeeat.. I check HRO everyday too btw… wooow!! =)
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commenting as anon makes your comment come up stronger, as everyone is seeing a person in u who he/she thinks would totally say sth like that. sometimes I cmt as anon, sometimes I don´t.
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seriously, what the fuck is a meme?
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fuck bikes!!!
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HIPSTER RUNOFF: A place where Alt Bros and Alt Girls can go and ponder, “If I wasn’t and Alt Bros or Alt Girl, what alternative would I have?”
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