Hipster Runoff is a place for many people.
HRO is the safe place you can come to escape from your bad day, your terrible relationship, or your parents who don't understand why you got a chest tattoo.

HRO is the only blog that understands you as a person.
If HRO were a real person, and not a blog, you would go out to a bar and end up getting buzzed, and talking about life, and your dreams and aspirations.

HRO is a community, where a lot of people have a lot of important things to say. Comments are a valuable part of the blog, because they are an important way for readers to communicate with the blogger. It's kind of like a townhall meeting about a natural disaster, except on the internet.

***A Place 4 Showing Some <3 ***
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Bro in a Bow Tie":

why is this the frst blog i check everyday? i think it's b/c i hope one da i will see another dj mom jeans post explaining the meaning of meme's while wearing a bro tie in a group of alt bros with an ghey azn granny n the background showing her tits.

***A Place 4 Perverted Confessions ***

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Crowd Surf Gang Bang":

all i can contribute to this post is that i accidentally touched MIA's tit while she was crowd surfing (on me).

*** A place for Rumors ***
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "HIPSTER RUNOFF DOESN'T SUPPORT INTERRACIAL RELATIO...":

spankrock is a closet gay. everyone thats friends with him in philly knows that.

=== has left a new comment on your post "The best DJs in the world are willing to POUR DRAN...":

I ONCE WAS AT A PARTY AND WAS ON STAGE AND AOKI WAS TOO
THER WAS A TUB OF ICE WATER WITH BEERS/VODKA IN IT, WHEN I WENT OVER TO GRAB A DRINK, ALL THE BEERS WERE GONE, AND THERE WAS AN EMPTY VODKA BOTTLE FLOATING ON THE TOP, I GRABBED IT TO CHECK IF ANYTHING WAS LEFT, AND IT WAZ COMPLETELY EMPTY.
I THEN WALK AWAY AND NOTICE STEVE AOKI WALK OVER TO THE SAME TUB, AND PICK UP THE SAME EMPTY VODKA BOTTLE THEN START TO POUR WATER IN THE BOTTLE, HE THEN GOES TO CENTER STAGE AND STARTS CHUGGING IT AND SPITTING IT OUT ON THE CROWD, SO I WAS LIEK HAY WTF THATS WATER. SO I WALK OVER TO HIM WHILE EVERY FKN PHOTOBLOG WAS SNAPPING AWAY AT THIS AMAZING PHOTO-OP AND I SAY "HEY, CAN I GET SOME OF THAT" HE HESITATES, AND POURS SOME IN MY GLASS I THEN TAKE A SIP AND SPIT IT OUT AND SAY "WTF ASSHAT, THIS IS WATER.." AND PEOPLE SEEMED SHOCKED BUT NOONE WAS LIEK "OMG YUO FUKN QUEER WHAT A WIENER YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT" THEY JUST KEPT DOING WHATEVER THE FUK THEY WERE DOING
WHAT DO I WITH THIS?

*** A Place For People Who Have Seen Documentaries about the Plight of the Transgendered Population***
nonymous has left a new comment on your post "Agyness Deyn Is Just Another Alt Slut?":

being transgendered is a bit more complicated than just 'trying to be a guy'
you can't always spew your dumb misconceptions all over the place under the guise of 'irony to raise awareness about how people are ignorant'
you should write a post about how so many alt people who pretend to be queer-conscious turn out to be self-centered biggots/faggots

***A Place Where CMMNTRS hate one another***
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Music Without Any Checks and Balances":

What do you think the average age is of HRO commenters? Couldn't be more than 15.

*** A Place Where People Say that Music Suxx ***
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "CFCF RMX":

more gay music from hipster fagoff

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Adeyhawke":

hipster runoff is a blog aggregator for gay mp3s

***A Place Where People Spot Alt Bros***
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "When will Smoosh turn 18?":

can you please make a post about this case of alt bro overload?
http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/a/IMG_9556.html
thx

***A Place Where People Postulate About the Laws of Hipness***
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Bro in a Bow Tie":

This is it. This post is the singularity. I thought it would happen today after I saw the cute asian-australian girls. It's rather pleasing to know that you were able to achieve this and didn't kill yourself in the exhaustive quest.
The known laws of hipness are fundamentally altered. You have found the point where the derivative no longer exists for a given hipster function, but for every neighborhood of which contains points for which the hipster derivative exists. In other words, you have discovered and proven where hipness has infinite density and zero volume.

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