Do u know Jonah Hill?
He has the gaze of a man who has been in too many comedy films that were targeted towards mainstreamers who have empty lives’ which they can only fill by purchasing special edition DVDs. He has become disenfranchised with life, fame, and the adoration of dudes who love ‘bro comedies’.
Sometimes he goes to alternative events that are featured on the Cobrasnake. Can u find him?
JONAH HILL MAY OR MAY NOT BE THE NEXT CHRIS FARLEY.
[Via Chris Farley death {via speedballin'}]
Read more about speedballing to make funnier speedball jokes in comments or general conversations
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speedball_(drug)
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ballin on a budget!
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ODed on cocaine and heroine? Fuck this guy knew how to party.
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I thought speedball was the Hogwarts official sport
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actually it seems that chris used morphine instead of heroin :P
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“taking it too far. this isn’t funny. also, reading the wikipedia article didn’t help with my speedball jokes in conversation at all.
that photo.. eek.”
What the….? Who taught you to internet? EVERYTHING IS FUNNY!
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is chris farley holding a rosary in his left hand?
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plz rthnk yr lf
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You probably mean “disenchanted;” not “disenfranchised.”
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OMG NSFW
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terrible photo
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not a fan this time.
Thumbs down.
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he left a worst looking corpse than belushi, who also met exactly the same fate.
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too far
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carles, you us six (6) HOT ALT-NIPPLES to make up for that one (1) mainstream corpse.
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Suffocation. No breathing….
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“ODed on cocaine and heroine? Fuck this guy knew how to party.”
farley got hooked on greek tragedies.
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i see it’s now hip to say this blog was better before it got really popular. that’s not predictable or anything. more fat alt gitls pissing in the street pleeze.
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do u have any pics of alt suicides?
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oh god. why don’t anti-drug organizations just show pictures like that for PSA’s. I would never take drugs if I had seen shit like that as a kid
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is that his tounge???
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p0st m0re fun alt gheys.
less nightnmarish fodder.
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Hah..What responses, didn’t Farley have a younger brother? Which we don’t see of anymoar, Jonah can take his place.
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Carles,
This is pretty fucked up. When did HRO turn into a “faces of death” gimmick.
You might as well have posted some kind of fucked up picture of Big Bird stabbed to death by dildos outside a club in Australia.
Chris was a childhood idol of mine, and I plan to die in a similar way. But fuck me, none of my friends have decent heron hookups.
What I am getting to is that you are going to pay for this, MARK MY WORDS.
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Oh shit, that picture didn’t come up last time I was here.. Pretty gross, but we’ve all seen it.
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posting corpse pictures – even celebrity ones – is just so 1998.
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Carles: already picking out what color of stunner shades he’ll wear for his Jimmy Kimmel/CNN interrogation in 2k9? (2:16-)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2-avakrRUaU
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ya ya ya
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ouch that picture is really harsh
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this really isn’t a funny post, but some of the comments make me laugh.
my bad.
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all of you “that’s too much, that’s not funny” fags gtfo my intrawebz.
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I hate to deconstruct what makes this blog so funny, but general irreverence is one thing, and usually hilarious; posting something as undignified as that photo is something else entirely, and not appropriate for any of the points you’re attempting to make. The shock factor, much like irony, is for suckers.
It’s also past the point of acceptable indecency.
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yeah and relating this to jonah hill is kind of a stretch. carles i’m not offended or anything, i just don’t come to HRO to be depressed…but do what you want.
to all those saying “what are you talking about disrespectful, this is the INNERNETTE!”, WTF? just b/c you’re pretty much anon and hide behind your computer doesn’t mean you stop acting human/emotional robot.
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Farley’s chest hair was rugged and bear like.
More alt-chest hair!
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funny that u should mention manchest:
http://untzuntzbergen.blogspot.com/2008/05/buttcrack-or-manboobs.html
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he looks like he’s making evil plans
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carles this is the only blog that continues to shock me while equally making me laugh all at once. please continue to post lifestyle brands, harry potter glasses,and ugly hairy death all next to each other. it makes me happy.
carles does not fit some sort of usual niche. even tho its possible he has poor nipple placement.
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It is so obvious that you posted this last comment by yourself, Carles…
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upon showing this to my BFF “OMG… I need to put this on my photobucket!”
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THIS POST WAS A HUGE TURN-OFF.
WTF CARLES.
IF YOU WERE LOOKING FOR SHOCK-FACTOR,
DID YOU HAVE TO AIM FOR DESPERATE MEASURES?
Step your game up dumbass.
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that is very sad. poor man.
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HRO gets dark/twisted. Someone’s been listening to Disintergration…
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whoa! Gave me goosebumps.
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so anyways why does boys noize aka kid alex rock a terrible unibrow? doesnt he know he has a one helluva caterpillar up there?
hro, post more alts with unibrows.
UNIBROS
bros
united
with unibrows
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anonymous said…
It is so obvious that you posted this last comment by yourself, Carles…
only he didnt becuz it was me. i must rlly be like HRO now, does that qualify me as an intern? i want to wear a scantily-clad outfit w/ fggt glasses.
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its not that the post went “too far” – it’s that it’s not funny or pleasant. It made me feel bad. People come here on purpose cuz they think it will be fun/funny/pleasant/informative.
That really sucked, seriously.
we dont come to HRO to get our “minds blown” by a dude that crosses a line, we come here 2 giggle and be cooler.
no but really seriously please don’t do that anymore.
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POST MOAR DEATH PHOTOS, SCARE ALL THESE FGGTS OFF YOUR BLOG CARLES
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I’m reminded of a work of locative art that William Gibson writes about in Spook Country, the one where Hollis puts on the gear outside of the Viper Room, and looks down to see River Phoenix’s dead body sprawled out on the ground, rendered in augmented reality. This post is better than watching special edition DVDs of comedies that are targeted at mainstream audiences. Is this blog’s discourse via negativa, the apophatic search for God by seeking to describe that which God is not? Intentional or unintentional, investigating the gaze has led you further in that direction.
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OH AND ALSO—-
THATS NOT WHAT “DISENFRANCHISED” MEANS.
CARLES MEANT TO SAY DISENCHANTED.
DISENFRANCHISED IS WHEN A RIGHT OR ABILITY IS TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU, LIKE DISENFRANCHISED VOTERS. YOU CANT BECOME “DISENFRANCHISED WITH LIFE”
I THOT U STUDIED HARDER AT UCLA CARLES
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does anyone know who the girl in the band is, shes so cute im in love
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i thought we had agreed that dead wasn’t gonna be big until 2k-never
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no it was actually ~2k60
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@ anon 820:
come on man. this is HRO you’re posting on. however if you decide to start a blog analyzing HRO in the context of critical theory and/or contemporary literary traditions, plz leave a cmmt here so i can add 2 my rdr ok
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anon @ 7:40, don’t post it because it made you feel bad? Did you post this same comment when Carles posted the australian stabbing? or was that fun/funny/pleasant/informative so not an unpleasant experience. I can’t believe someone who regularly browses the internet actually got offended by that. Do you turn of the television when news on the iraq war comes on? or do you just not watch the news at all? what a joke.
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I’d hit it.
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Very nice.
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i hate that fatass jonah hill so i don’t care if / hope he dies
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People who are offended by this are obviously newfags to the internet.
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IS THAT A ROSERY IN HIS HAND???? JESUS CAN’T HELP U NOW HOMIE.
XX BANG BANG
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you aren’t funny. I hope you never get money off this blog.
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vodkaredbull is the new speedballin.
RIP chris farley
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carles i really like this blog but death pictures aren’t ok… i read this blog to be entertained, not disturbed. poor choice.
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arent you really just alt-perez, or is that the idea, im new here, are you overweight and/or latino/gay
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i opt out of hipster-dom. thats eek. just.. eek.
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Apparently, Farley was with a hooker the night he died. They were doing drugs, and he flipped out, he knew he was in trouble and was begging her not to leave him on his own as he knew he was going to die, the ambulance was called. He died. The hooker took loads of photos, before leaving. Sold the photos to the media.
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