Party Pix are critical in capturing every vital moment of the night. Party pix aren’t just about posing for the camera in fabricated tragically alt/earnestly alt poses in your red flannel toga or gashed leggings. Party pix capture real life, like when these alternative broads had 2 take a leak.
BFFs piss 2gether.
Do you usually pee in public?
Or are u into the resurgence of the lofi public bathroom scene?
I think there’s actually a genre of girls who like getting their picture taken while they are peeing.
[Photo by AsCoolAsItGetsSF]
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ive become a professional alt lady pisser at this point. at least once a day
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I’m really good at peeing in public. However, this girl looks like she probably peed all over her pants. And I think a true BFF would be the one standing in front of her, blocking the cameras… not pretending to be Vanna White.
Not so classy, HRO.
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i think the overturn of the gay marriage ban is going to have a very large effect on the content of party pictures specifically from san francisco.
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wtf?
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hey! me and my Alt-Bros have pee’d on that same place! that same night! way to go, pee spot!
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alternahoesssss
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LESS ST00PID Alt-br0 PICz FR0M BR0KE-AZZ “PARTAY PICZ” WEBSITEZ. more naieve relevant culture criticism!!!
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who the hell puts a music player at the BOTTOM of a long webpage? fuck AsCoolAsItGetsSF.
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BRO or HO?
http://bp1.blogger.com/_2-19eg0lrgU/SAQ9AhhNWHI/AAAAAAAABBI/SVK28BIqfL4/s1600-h/blowup4-12-2008124.jpg
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i think BFFs piss 2gether is your best poetry to date.
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I’ve had to pee like that somtimes…but i go somwheree really hidden…altough they look very drunk..maybe in that state i wouldn’t care either hahah
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“Or are u into the resurgence of the lofi public bathroom scene?” hilarious! no ladies on those pictures. but more the fun eh?
(POST MORE LOOK@ME PARTYPIX PLZ!)
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number three is accually really cute. maybe it’s because she doesn’t have the “I’m-too-wasted-to-know-my-name-or-where-I-got-this-stupid-outfit”-face to go with her stupid outfit. cause that face really doens’t do much for the look, if I may say so.
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calling a girl CUTE is like calling her UGLY
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I <3 alternahoes.
this made my day.
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Of course it’s the fat sloppy one pissing all over the place…
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IS it cool to look like an even more haggard version of the band Poison?
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my alternative ho and i piss by dumpsters after 2much pbr and random dry humping to justice.
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if you don’t go all over the skreet, you’ll get a KIDNEY INFECTION. every gal knows that.
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“alt poses in your red flannel toga or gashed leggings”
totally said gash!
and
all three are shit hot
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I wanna pee on bitches. But watchin’ pee is cool too. Piss fetiches are hella alt.
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you stay classy San Fransisco
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m0re kute bangs
http://www.lastnightsparty.com/coachella/slides/DB_982.html
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i’ll never forget one night where i’d been out all day and had to pee for the 6th time or some shit and i peed all over the small dying tree in front of safeway. that was fun.
peeing in public is natural, we’re connecting ourselves w/ our environment. if some bitch takes a pix than its our gain.
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really thats funny because whoever is writing this blog proooooobably has no life and the only reason why im reading it is because you are writing about my friends. You are lower than the piss on that gound, grow up. You are not smart cause you thought of this stupid blog page and you are probably just jealous cause my friends have fun and you sit at home on your lazy ass triyng to think of articulate words to insult people, when really someone should make a blog page about how your sorry life is.
you need to go away
and dont try to find me on myspace cause i dont have one
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POST MORE NOODZ!!!
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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=3569813
shes a fat bitch and blondie has no tits
those girls suck
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I WOULD HAVE SEX W/ ALL THREE IN ALL THREE HOLES @ THE SAME TIME BCUZ IM TRILL LIKE THAT. TRUST FUND PUSSY. DONT GIT NO BETTER. WORD TO BIG L AIIIGHT IM OUT.
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amy winehouse!
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the girl on the right is like 12.
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he who has not pissed in public, cast the first stone. blondie looks like a pale fish.
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ha watch out carls monique schriber think you’re not cool and you need to grow up…so there. fucking dyke bitch shouldn’t piss in public then she wouldn’t get snapped.
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thats right grow the FUCK up and get a life while your at it. and you think she gives a shit about peeing in public….probably not
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but seriously who blogs all day about random people you don’t know, kinda creepy that you lurk websites for the pictures you post. you do need to get a life dude.
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my lunch is now on my computer screen.
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Now all that fat bitches lame friends are on here being all “alternative” and trying to talk shit.
Like OMG! Go fuck yourselves bitches! Dumb underage sluts…just keep buying your AA leggings, PBR and fake ID’s and let us make fun of you making asses of yourselves. The real “cool” kids are the one’s behind the scenes, not the one’s saying “look at me!”
Fuck You! and we got lives, they just don’t involve getting fat and pissing in front of cameras…
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I once got caught pissing in public. I had to do a day of community service which consisted of cleaning underpasses and throwing homeless persons sleeping spaces into giant dump trucks. that was the day i became a man
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if you’re backing your friends then maybe u really need to sit them down and have an intervention about why “pissing in public really isnt that socially acceptable.” carles is doing his job as an ironic analyst of hpstr culture. all these pixx are on party sites anyways, so really that’s not that creepy. im sure u stalk bitches on facebook.
leave carles alone. he’s my hero.
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damn drama girrrls
didnt they know these pics were gonna end up on the internet? Isn’t that why they took them? Isnt that why they went in the first place?
Blondie is fug, fat girls with small tits put me off, and righty knows shes hot I wonder how tight her pus is
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Those failed alternative “outfits” should have peed on instead!!!!!!!!! BARF. Do the internet a favor and WEAR YOUR WHOLE SHIRT PLZ.
Also, having your picture taken for a nightlife photography site is like begging for third party commentary. GetOverIt.com
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p.s. LOL @:
“you need to go away
and dont try to find me on myspace cause i dont have one”
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I <3 probably middle aged WASHED UP alternative bro's who write tacky blog pages about people who are probably cooler than carl now than when he was when he was an alterna- bro.
THATS RIGHT IM A HATER AND I LOVE IT
oh and keep the “oh charles is my hero” bullshit coming and see how far you get in 10 years when you are still reading this STUPID FUCKING BLOG PAGE, and dear old carl your hero, is still fucking writing it. and if carl or whatever the hell his name is, is your hero you probably belong on your computer reading his blogs and wasting your life thinking your much better than the girl who peed on the ground (who the FUCK cares?!) or the ugly little blonde girl with the cigarette.
http://WWW.HIPSTERRUNOFF.COM is a pathetic joke.
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PS YOU JUST SAID
“LOL @”
ahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa wow I shouldnt even waste my precious time on you stupid people.
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HAHAHA at the comment above me.
everyone sticking up for this guy probably tried to be an alternative something but wasnt let into the scene and now they want revenge! so they are making jokes about the people who they never got to party at blow up with.
its okay that you never made it to the top. you keep on partying “behind the scenes” like a cool kid does casue we all know that the “cool” kids party behind the scenes.
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A MESSAGE from the girl peeing:
this is so funny that people are insulting me/sticking up for me!!!
glad you have me to entertain you! so funny.
JOG ON!!!!
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Bitch you need to jog…a lot!
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Don’t worry, you’ll only be entertaining until this posting is off page 1…Then you’ll just go back to being a sloppy fat wannabe saying “Hey check me out! I’m peeing! That’s cool! right?”
Next week they’ll be some fugly alt-ho in a party pic taking a shit on the dance floor…
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hahahahah this shit is so funny. those girls are the fug sluts of sac and are just eating this interweb attention up
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even though they say hipsterrunoff is pathetic joke and a waste of their time, they will most likely be back checking these comments every hour
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get a fucking life and grow up. this is like a wannabe tabloid for random people you find on websites. this is the most pathetic shit ive ever seen. and anyone who blog fights about people you dont even know……kill yourself. you are worthless. maybe YOURE the one who needs to go take drunken pictures pissing on a street so you can feel better about yourself because then maybe people will have a slight interest in anything you do.
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HUH?! Fatty please! …We’ll kill ourselves right after you, go on now.
BLOG FIGHT!!! hahaha
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The girl peeing has a very large Oprah-like head…or is it more Rosie O’donnell?
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I fucked the girl on the left and I only feel ok about it now that shes on this website
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I think the “LOL @” was supposed to be sarcastic. I mean, I know it’s the internet, but I could tell..
Anyway, this is amazing, everyone is so excited by that broad with the flinstones headband. PEE FOREVER.
Also, did nobody else notice the fact that the blonde’s hand is extended? Is she wiping? Waiting for a high five?
Who ever wrote “Bitch you need to jog…a lot!” is a genius.
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BRIE AKA MOUF PIECE ON MYSPACE IS A FATASS. THATS THE FAT BROAD
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EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THIS BLOG NEEDS TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
a very painful terrible death
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homegirls waitin for a high five
“I got it on my shoes”
“hellZ yeah! we gon’ get fukt tonight!”
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http://www.nicholasaveyphoto.com/april19/content/takeoverolipom136_large.html
http://www.nicholasaveyphoto.com/april19/content/takeoverolipom130_large.html
hey look its fatty 2 by 4 peeing in another party pic, she must love all the publicity shes getting!
you go girlz!
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you are fucking gross.
grow up, get a life.
you nasty, crusty ass bitch.
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yeah i know this cunt i say that and i mean it. she is a mulnipulitive bitch. She acts like she is the shit when we can see here she is a cunt. she was at a good friends a house once she got all pissed becuase people where not paying attention to her and she wasnt drunk and this girl started acting like a cunt so we told her how we felt about her until she had a total brake down and started crying on the ground.
plus this cunt was called insta scene because she used to listen to ja rule and shit then one day she cut her hair and became a scenzilla.
Look at this photo her ex friends made of her.
http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll140/SaraGCutthoat/scenezilla.jpg
i could go on about this girl she switched friends every two weeks because the new friends relize who she is and what she is like
if she died today i would not go to her funeral i would throw a party for all of humanity would be blessed
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http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll140/SaraGCutthoat/scenezilla.jpg
This is the whole picture address
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http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll140/SaraGCutthoat
/scenezilla.jpg
this is the actuall address
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oooh beezos…
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the blonde looks like a man
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I thought they were all men?
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i heard that bitch just got drafted to the 49ers as the new linebacker!
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ill bet they’re so sad this is an older post
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Pissing in public, big in 2K10 ?
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<3 <3 <3
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hahahaahahhaahhahahahhhahaahhahahhhhaahahaah
ive seen that blond bitch shes so fug
i wanna rape her in the ass with a macheti
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i heard these girls were on here. The only one I know is the blonde and she is a fucking slut. seriously
and I dont get it cause shes fucking hit. and has ugly ass tits
theres a lot of comments up on this bz
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brie is a fat bitch that needs to move back to roseville. and her blonde friend is such an obnoxious skank.
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dirty hoes
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i would love to dew dew diaherra all over bries face
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brie is a fat cunt and has a hoof for a pussy. i hear this bitch wears a girdle.
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this is what one gets for posting about high schoolers/middle schoolers
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Well hello there hipster runoff kids… So, I had caught wind of this photo being up on some blog a few months ago, but never actually took the time to check it out.
But being that I’m on a 2 hour train to SF, I decided to kill some time.
What I didn’t realize was that instead of killing the time, I was more down for the fuckers…ahem ( my friends) who posted this. (ascoolasitgetssf.com)
why am I advertising for you?
anyways…
First off this is all so unnecissary, untrue,and frankly just mean.
None of you know me, who I am, or what I stand for.
I am not “fugly” at all. And if you honestly believe that you have never looked like hell after four hours of dancing in a club you have to be kidding.
Second, I am not a “slut”, and I would like to say that I have a rep for just the opposite. I don’t fucking hook up with people, and any TRUE friend of mine can attest to that.
third, I have learned from this stupid fucking picture not to trust your friends (thanks David and fiola : ] )with taking drunken photos of you..
fourthly, if your friends are being trashy stay away, apparently it rubs off on you…(sorry bri)
I will stop every person I see trying to pee on the street from this point on. (even though I pass a bum peeing approx. every 5 minutes) Ill do my best.
its trashy. I fucking get it.
P.S don’t dis my toga or blonde hair. I was born with it. And I made my toga. (which until now, I wasn’t aware look anything remotely like a toga) but I’m ok with toga’s I suppose. I’m not sure reto has yet to go that far back, but I guess it doesn’t hurt to take a giant leap.(or should I say leak)
sorry if you don’t dig small tits, I do.
my peace has been said.
goodnight hipsters
http://www.myspace.com/agirlnamedliz
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This post is rediculous. I don’t know fatty or the other little one but I see blondie around the sF scene. and I yet to see her hook up with any of my friends.
she’s not a fug at all actually. bad picture.
don’t listen to these posts. they don’t know what there talking about.
my advice, don’t hang out with that broad.
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i just had to come back to this post to say
lol
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did she post her myspace so she could get more profile hits?
<3 moar intraweb attntn <3
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DEAR GizBizz @ July 7, 2008 12:45
WE DON’T CARE! WE DONT CARE HOW SLUTTY U AN’ UR FRIENDS R OR HOW CLASSY OR HOW ‘RETRO’ ALL WE NOW IS UR FGGT. BACK OFF OUR SCENE AND LET US MAKE OUR FICTIONS, FUQ U ALT HOE!
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I am not “fugly” at all. And if you honestly believe that you have never looked like hell after four hours of dancing in a club you have to be kidding.
LOLOLL
FULL OF YOUR UGLY SELF MUCH?
oh and i made that toga
wow good fuckign job
did you also make that fucking ugly bandana shirt your wore tot hat one party where your ugly uneven tits were exposed? your face is permanatly expressionless. you look pale and dead. and maybe if you stopped dressing so slutty people wouldnt think that you were
and stopt alking/acting liek you’re holier than thou, that you’re fucking hot shit
you’re cold diarria bitch.
and thank god you moved tosf, maybe you can become interweb and slut famous there. you should have brought your fat briezzy friend with you.
you’re fucking lame
you had to make an account just to stand up for yourself
get over it
da interweb dont love you like you love yourself
get fukt
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haha ill bet they’re so happy that this post has been linked again so everyone can see it. and read the fat bitch telling us to jog on, and the blond bitch telling us that she isnt fugly at all. what about the 8 year old? wheres her stand up for herself comment?
fucking alt sluts. oh heres my myspace check my out i need more hits!
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srsly, thank you for revisiting this.
please make ’srsly’ a tag
<3 yall cmmntrs that get HRO <3
<3<3 yall cmmntrs that dont get HRO <3<3
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I hate that fucking cow. I fucked her roommate in the butt one time and it was awesome until I got scabies.
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FUCKKK THAT LIZBIZZ BITCH
the most self-centered, fucking elitist, condescending, retarded looking whore Ive ever had the displeasure of meeting.
You are fugly maam. If im right in assuming fugly means fucking ugly
You’re a peace of trash
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CARLOS WHATS UP HOWS FRANK???? SEE YA THIS FRIDAY?
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a
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wow whats with all the animosity
Ive seen so many of you guys piss between cars/buildings after a night of too many sparks’ (rip)
and that girl has never done anything bad to me, or anyone else from what Ive seen
put down the punches already
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QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEEZ PLZ
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&& a diet coke, nylon sez it’z bad for my complexshun
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GET THAT NICKLEBACK CD YOU ALWAYS WANTED!
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neva ‘made it as a wise man
couldn’t cut it as a poor man steal’n
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I can’t tell if I want to be them or punch them in the face
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yooo u grlzzz got ur nippz and clitzz pierceddd cusss that cud make 4 a parrrrttayyyy!!!!!!!
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CUUUUUMMSHOTT TO THE EAR PLZZ
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Yo beaasstyy girl, cannn i have chu fo dinner, we’ll put you on da table, tie chu upm and put an appllee in yo mouth!!!
DIGGGIN
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mmmmmmmmmmm…eeaat you wiff a fork bbby
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