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I am the Festival Bro. I am free.
I lost my virginity in a Toyota Tercel
in a field behind a rave when I was 14.
I am riding my self-concept from 6th grade
when I had the highest reading level in the class
(before substance abuse changed my life)
I am the Festival Bro. I am free.
My hair unwashed, dyed with Kool Aid
Pale and dehydrated
My favourite movies are comedies and dramas involving drugs
I can be myself at a music festival
I sway side to side, in rhythm with the sounds
of bands I have never heard
and can only describe them as 'trippy.'
because when I hear music, I hear more than other people do.
Experimentation has opened my mind and my soul.
I am smarter than you.
I am the Festival Bro.
I am the Festival.
I am free.
I am.
[Photo by Shadowscene]
Comments
ummmm wtf, i seriously think that's this kid i made out with when i was like 16. i don't know, he didn't grow facial hair and blue hair then. if it is him then that poem you just wrote is entirely too true.
http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/somedaysomeday/IMG_0797.htmlPLZ P0ST MORE HOT MEXICASIANS WITH PLAYING CARDS FOR EARRINGS
no more fest bros and no more poetry please
CRIMINAL FGGT needs to be terminated.
There should not only be more poetry, it should be mandatory on HPSTR RNFF. I'm demanding at least one poem per week as a faithful reader. MAKE IT HAPPEN!
Carles' poetry gets me excited.
more poetry about forbidden love btwn altbros plz
its been a while since you've made a pie chart
78% of fest-bros are from Oregon.
...the other 22% are from Colorado.
i had some bros fall to the allure of bein a festival bror.i.p. bros
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/04/david-hasselhoff-blog-coac...
LOLZ
weak/carles never gets laid
MEXICASIANSALSO KILL CRIMINAL FGGTALSO BIG UPS TO THOSE WHO RECOGNIZED ALL FESTIVAL BROS ARE FROM OREGON/WASHINGTON/COLORADO.I THINK THERE ARE LOTS IN LIKE THE EAST COAST OR WHATEVER TOO.
you're dumb.
YOU SHOULD POST 'BOUT MEXICAN ALT.BROSI'M MEXICAN,THERE'S A LOT OF 'EM.
@Carlos, it's great to see a chicano who's finally found his true identity
more blks.
too good!!!!!!! omg.
HRO, are you gay?Every week you have a new demographic to blog about. Why always guys? Are you a homo?
plz blog moar mxicAZNs
mexicAZNs....did u see the pic that guy ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ posted??hottest mexicasian ever
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAyeah, total festival bra"I sway side to side, in rhythm with the soundsof bands I have never heard"
festival bros love liberal arts colleges where they can major in eastern philosophy / religion / music theory / womens studies
HAHAHAHAAHAHA!this is FUNNIE. more poetry HRO. that was gold.
hahahahahaaaaa... i think i know that guy... jk, hahahahaha!
^ good joke
ha, that's Milo from Los Angeles.
If thats not jason castro from american idol, its his twin.
@samantha, If you're not a brainless shit, you're Jason Castro's butthole
It's so weird that you decided to write your poem about this guy in particular. In truth he's one of the coolest, most talented guys on the west coast, and nothing in your poem comes close to what he's actually like.
Maybe you'd know more about cool people if you weren't just an unemployed design student.
'carles' of HRO eats buttholes
Yea this guy is totally rad. He loves music and I mean to be honest I think he's really cool.
He likes to be rad and just chill you know bro?
I've never met someone so chill
chill as F
SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON ON THE ENTIRE PLANET. IF I COULD HAVE SEX WITH ONE PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD, IT WOULD BE HIM. SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTHS.
whatever guys he got swag like nuts times ya know?
It's all about that one tip and no one is on it like Milo is so whatever its all csl.
i'd tap.
@DMX, humans aren't oil wells
this bros chill as fuck.
I love this guy. Have you ever seen him play guitar? jesus.
He'll just backflip right into your heart, this one.
Go take a fart, Carles.
Isn't assumption and generalization and labeling a fun way to waste time? so much fun.
It's funny because a bunch of people know this guy personally and have vouched for the real person behind your generalizations. You picked the wrong person to pick on. bitch.
Stop admiring yourself you self indulgent shitster!!! Milo is has real talent! Unlike your poetry, which is neither creative nor amusing. Your myopic views inspire no one. Such a sad vapid existence you lead.
open your eyes. open your heart. this kid is the essence of all that is good, and awesome
FUCK YOU ALL
quit generalizing eachother and putting each other down.
pick on cops and politicians not each other you fucking assholes! YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF A CLOSED MINDED JUDGMENTAL PEICE OF SHIT! SCUM OF THE FUCKING EARTH AND YOU WILL LIVE A LIFE OF COMPLETE MISERY? Who are you?? Id like to come to your house and burn it down.
THIS GUY IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOUR ENDLESS PARADE OF SHIT MUSIC
WHERE THE FUCK AM I >?? I DONT WANT TO EXIST !!!
JESUS CHRISTR THE FIUTURE IS A DYSTOPIA FUCK ME JESUS
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