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When your alternative yard sale attracts a mob of alternative shoppers who become one with the displayed merchandise, you know you have a successful alt-yard-sale. In this picture, I can't tell if all of these t-shirts, sunglasses, and hoodies are still for sale, or if people are 'trying them on' or if they are mannequins, or if they are all interns for alternative enterprises.
"I am drowning in a sea of doodled-upon merchandise."
-a tween from California who asked his/her mom for $80 to buy a kute t-shirt at a yard sale
[yardsale coverage by Cobrasnk]
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BONUS YARDSALE COVERAGE
featuring everything u love about HRO:
Alt-celebs, ice cream trucks, faggy electro remixes, underaged hottiez, Uffie being kute, a deaf Steve Aoki and hundreds of other krazie stuff that makes people hate blog&partiepix-era alties!
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SUpiCkPIhM&hl=en]
<3 <3 <3 <3 What's ur fave part?
This vid makes me feel alive again.
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what is the altEST variety of ice cream treat? is alt ice cream man a viable career move? does it get you sloppy sticky tugs in the middle of summer?
sooooooooooo ghey these kids are such dorks
sorry to sound like a total n00b but what is the song in the background after the first alt bro with the reggae studded belt when the camera zooms in on the black alt bro with the flannel and dreads. i think i know it but i don't
TAKE A SHOWER!!!!
Aoki...so alt right now...Aoki, I won't be suprised when he tries to kill the prime minister of malaysia
mark hunter is the main cause of the electro recession of 2008-09
it all went wrong since chicks started mixing gweat schwongs:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aUgQEkC9Qc&eurl=http://www.mixedinkey.com/
Holy shit those "DJs" sucked ass! That fuckin bitch can't even clap to the beat...
Nothing like a bunch of scrawny white dudes in big hats and stupid sunglasses wearing super gay tees...
mark hunter is the pimp of the electro prostitute. he dont f**k her himself, but he demands too many hours of her. Btw, I think he is a-sexual.
d-baggiest video ever and CORRECTLY identified ^^^^^^ as the cause of the electro recession
Dear HRO,what happened to posting tracks?? Uffie's puffy pink face and random yardsales are good and all, but I want to get the scoop on some fresh sounds.
L.A. SUXXXXXXXXX
I like that I cannot tell some people's genders.Yessssss.Androgyny.
Needs Moar Bilinda Butchers
2 min of Block Party? was this yard altsale in 2005?i bet it really sucks to be 'friends' with people in LA..
when they show the kute little Alt Dog.
when can i pay 85 dollars for an HRO tshirt? can you scribble a shitty drawing of yourself or Thom Yorke on an AA t please Carles? why build a successful personal brand if you can't use it to sell t's?
Yeah carlesJohn negroparty is right. There are tons of FGGTs who are willing to spend their weekly allowance on ur personal brand.
john negroparty is the only non-anon cmmntr who i dont want to killIM LOOKING AT YOU, MOLLY
& HOLLY THE FUGLY BITCH.
whiny douche : "Remember that Game Boy Candid Camera? That was like the best thing...."..awkward couple seconds...hairy alt ho : "What?"
that song is by chromeo
wow the energy in that clip really makes me want to partieeee and indulge into the electro scene even further. fuck u uffie, jetlag didnt stop u last nite.
i like the part when they dance.
Hipsterrunoff is like Vice do's and don'ts, only it's all don'ts.
I WOULD LIKE TO PRE-ORDER A HRO GRAPHIC T-SHIRT
Looks like an Urban Outfitters convention. Those Alt hos have reverse effects on my dick. Small wonder why all the Alt bros are ghey.
I would also pre order an HRO graphic tee.
i think HRO tees are a must.
Does anyone else notice the lack of kute people in this pic?
Am I the only one who noticed that front-center guy's t-shirt is wearing Kanye West glasses?
please post more ignorant alt. azns distancing themselves from the problems of their generations.
wow none of these people can dance.
that youtube vid was the biggest waste of time....of all time!damn it!
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