These two alternative mainstream girls love their Big Ghey Uncle because:
a) he takes them to PinkBerry to talk about their problems!
b) they wear the same kute clothes since their uncle has the self-concept of a 15 year old girl
c) they hang out together on myspace and try to get hot guys to send them cock pix.
d) he convinced their moms to let them put a streak of pink/blue/green in their hair
e) they get to practice giving him tugjobs, but it doesn’t matter cuz he’s ghey
f) He buys them 6-packs of wine coolers on the weekends
g) Choose.Your.Own.Response
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29 Comments
it looks just like the shit they sell at Stitches
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spunky young ladies LOL
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haha… it´s all except for e
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h) he gives them money to appear in stoopid ad campaigns dressed like retarded 13 year olds from a teenage spin class circa 1985.
i) he lets them crash whenever they run away from home.
j) he kind of looks like an ugly woman so they always look hotter by comparison.
k) celebrities give him awkward limp wristed waves and ‘don’t i recognise you?’ nods at parties so they feel totes famous.
l) he gets priority seating at Arby’s.
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naff off
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i heard he slept with amy winehouse
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They luv him cuz they get to look like they’re ghey with eachother…which they really are in real life……but they don’t want their parents to know that
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I <3 fats
That means fat people by the way.
Fats
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Will this go with my justice jacket?
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hey don’t diss perez
he holds my belt buckle tight when i’m shooting up :)
cory
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WELL I’D WEAR THEM!!
kid sister
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crls, i always have to laugh my ass off when i am going to the local thai food thing as they’ve got something on the menu called
‘Gai Phad Prik’.
no idea why that just came to my mind.
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fuck that shit. i gots me a bedazzler.
L3SS FASHI0N P0STS, THIS ISNT PROJ RUNAWAY. TRANNY.
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You guys better watch what you say – after all he is a “gossip gangster.” He and his posse of uncles might hurt you with his words and/or pretty sparkle rainbow clothes.
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F, these bitches have been getting free wine coolers since jr high from that fggt
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this blows
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fggt mcfatface is a wrthless piece of shit
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alt4prez2k12, “l” was beautiful.
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PINK BERRY <3<3<3
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Can you please report on more shitty emerging graphic T companies? There is a hilariously bad one called Modele out of San Diego.
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I miss the days when men were men, international textile quotas were still in place, and no one could presume to start a clothing company without going out in the big scary world and killing something.
Let’s go back to those times. The xxxclusive must-be-seen-in style of 08 is a vest (1/1) made from Perez Hilton’s skin. JUST YOU WATCH
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Why didn’t the media pick a good looking blogger to make famous ? One with really big naked boobs all the time ! Not some chubby gay. lame. Gay is way out this season.
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good god we’re all going to either be ghey or bisexual by 2k40. anyone noticing this trend?
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If i were sandwiched in the middle of those 2………can y’all say “Hot Blowjobs”?
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OMFG, that fucking cunt shouldn’t use helvetica for his posters!!
fuck that fggt! GHETTO GHEY
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wow i cant believe that this line is going to be sold. why cant perez come out and say he wants to be an alt bro soooooooo bad.. oh wait i know why… HE LOOKS LIKE FRANENSTEIN sooo therefore he cant. p00p on him. he thinks hes so hot right now..
ps. so are glasses without lenses//clear lenses and headbads so out’0’style/ghey/mainstrem now that they are in an ad w. perez???? eeek
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good god we’re all going to either be ghey or bisexual by 2k40. anyone noticing this trend?
wasn’t that like an interesting topic in 2k2 or something? HEY YOU GUYS does it still feel ridiculous when you watch reruns of TGIF shows and they say stuff like “it’s the Nineties!” or “It’s 1994, hello!” and tada, 2k8 is here and the STRESS video is out, whoops.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=VcoInJRHO0U&feature=related
altcoons love shutter shades
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Eww, perez hilton is so fucking ugly. *vomit*
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