Does any one recognize this infamous partie starter?
HINT: IT IS NOT GARY BUSEY.
The commenter to [correctly] identify this alternative celebrity will receive an item from the prize list.
Prize List
1st: A Chili’s Gift Card for $25
2nd: A $25 Shell Gas Card
3rd: The Chance to Be In a Party Pic with the alt celeb of your choice
4th: 6 lines of blow
5th: A Ticket to see the Justice Reunion show in 2015
6th: 10000 square yards of fabric from American Apparel
7th: A personal email from Carles about how meaningful your life is
8th: A Tugjob from an intoxicated alternative broad at the next BlowUpSF
9-50: A party for you and 6 coworkers at Cinespace, with a few specials on well drinks
51+: An invitation to a party in 2007 that was fueled by Sparks
GOOD LUCK! NO CHEATING!
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uffie, of course.
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uffie.
7th prize pleeeeaaaase.
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that was easy, what’s the point? am i not vulnerable enough to appreciate it?
hipsterrunnoff: to subtle for me?
hipsterrunnoff: pitchfork?
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that’s the angle you’d see her in while having intercourse.
uffie = [NT THT HIGHLY BNGBL]
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is uffie the new britney?
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uff has a little too much fluff on her upper lip.
i win 7th prize.. but i think i’ve already recieved it before, a few times?
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Uffie!
I’m like 8th right? Tugjob, yay!
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fuggin uffie
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Ah man… do I have to give someone on here a tugjob? Well, okay, only for you and your fans HRO. If you say so.
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UFFIE. prize 8?
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goddamn uffie looks like a transgendered page boy from that angle
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Uffie!
A very bloated Uffie who needs to lay off the sodium.
Ready to puff, one might say.
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daniel *fucking* hilton?
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i think one person saying uffie was enough.. be a little clever. who else could it be that would make uffie look fat or more gross?
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gary busey’s son
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Chris Corky Burke…and I’ll take door number 4 Bob…
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philip seymour hoffman
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is dis person lykke li? she is rly kute
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Posted by Carles at 5:46 AM
TAGS: Name That Alternative Celebrity, Uffie
haaaaaa
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john binay ramzie
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Gary Busey?
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is this a trick queston.?
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the retarded kid who use to chase us back in grade school…
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jack black!
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uffie disguised as gary busey
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how do you teach a kid with down syndrome how to shave?
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uffie: rosacea or refuses to wear sunscreen
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uffie
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Rosie O’Donnell!
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i’m pretty sure this is bjork, taken in 2003 about to huff silver rustoleum spray paint out of that black sock.
not only did i take this photo, but i sprayed the sock for her. next time post the one of both of us with silver rusto all over our faces.
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Can I place 7th?
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man shes ugly
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Uffie
fraf
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is this a photo of a cow?
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IF YOUR GOING TO BLEACH YOUR HAIR…GO ALL THE WAY….BLEACH YOUR UPPER LIP TOO…..RIGHT!!!!!!!
UFFIE WHAT HAPPENED????? YOU USED TO BE SO CUTE….NOW YOU LOOK LIKE A 67 YR OLD PROSTITUTE THATS GIVEN ONE TOO MANY TUG/AROUND THE WORLD JOBS!!!!!!
CALIFORNIA CRIES FOR YOU
XX BANG BANG
THE BLAH BLAH
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PLz, less of uffie’s mediorce titz! she’s so ugly and washed up
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i was gunna say sia… BUT I GUESS IT UFFIE
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can i just have 6 lines of blow?
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i SRSLY just want the chili’s gift card. p0st more chili’s gift card opportunities!
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she has a better stache than JFK
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uffie and ill take prize # 4
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chastity bono
like duhz
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looks like Duffy, the mainstream uffie
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uffffi-e
yayyy i get the cinespace party hahahahahahahha or maybe the invitation for the 2007 party…a time travel..the best gift.
hahahahha
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renee zelweger.
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OMG ITS THAT HO THAT FUCKED ALL THE SENIOR GUYS BUT IS NOW AL MEDIOCRE AND SHT!!!
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I I I I I I’M READY TO UFF.
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nancy grace. take meeee back 2 2007 4 da party.
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I, for one am not down with uffie
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anonymous – learning the difference between to and too in 2k10?
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im pretty sure there should be a major in partying, and uffie should be head professor. i think its important in today’s globalized world 2 learn the universal language of GITTIN WASTED N’ LAID
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Uffie :]
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Is this the poster for the 2008 Special Olympics?
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I THINK WE’RE ALL JUST JEALOUS BECUZ UFFIE IS PRETTY FKN HOT. STILL THO. SHE MAKES ME FKN LAUGH. TALKING ABOUT POPPING A GLOCK N SHIT. I AINT NEVER BET THE BITCH BUT ILL BREAK IT DOWN FOR Y’ALL ONE TIME.
I’D SAY UFFIE’S PARENTS WERE TWO ENGLISH TEACHERS AT SOME GAYDAR UNIVERSITY IN MIAMI. SHE WAS THEIR VANITY PROJECT. THEY LOVED PLAYING THE BEATLES. NATURALLY AT AROUND AGE 12/13 SHE STARTED REBELLING ANDS WEARING SHORT ASS NEON SKIRTS AND LISTENING 2 DA 50 CENT. FELL IN WITH THE WRONG CROWD, WAS ALWAYS THE KID IN THE CREW WHO CAME FRUM MONEY, ETC. THEN SHE STARTED DOING A LOT OF BLOW. THEN SHE MET DJ FEADZ AND BEGAN FUCKING FOR TRACKS.
LETS BE REAL. FEADZ AINT THAT PRETTY. U KNOE UFFIE IS WITH HIM BCUZ THAT IS HER ONLY TICKET IN THIS GAY FGGT ASS ED BANGUR WORLD WE BE LIVING IN 2DAY.
REAL INSTRUMENTS BIG IN 2009K? LET US PRAY.
RAWYN SIGING OFF FUQ U HIPSTERS
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its uffie
booooyaaaa
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I think Rawyn is a fucking idiot…the all caps fucktard!
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that’s what happens when you hang out with dirty old french men. a tug job for prize 8? i’d want some mouth action down there at least, hell, i can tug my own dick, and do regularly.
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hiliary clinton
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tell uffie she needs to wax that upper lip. (last picture??)
beards are in, mustaches are just creepy.
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