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One Simple Rule For Being an Alternative Bro


The best way to make it clear that you are an alternative bro hanging with your pack of alt bros is to put your arms around your bros in a party pic. Public Displays of Alt Bro Affection are always a good way to mark your herd’s territory in case a competing alt-bro herd attempts to steal your individuality.

Which 1 of these alt bros would u go home with?

Refresh your memory on what it means to be an alternative bro at this post
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/04/in-search-of-alternative-bro.html

[Photo by Meg Bourne/HalfAlivePhotos]

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41 Comments

  1. buttestore operator
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 6:47 pm | Permalink

    Can you feel it?

    The birth of a meme.

    The birth of a lifestyle.

    Reply

  2. Anonymous
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 6:52 pm | Permalink

    i’d take 2nd from the left
    ladies, fight amongst yourselves for my leftovers

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 7:07 pm | Permalink

    i will take #2. back off, bitch anon.

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 7:15 pm | Permalink

    #2 is sure to give good head
    he’s eyeing some alt-ho right there
    and lettin her know what’s good

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  5. Anonymous
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 7:16 pm | Permalink

    after the 2nd from the left, the pickings are v. slim

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  6. tonijo
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 7:18 pm | Permalink

    c’mon babbes, #3!

    he’s got pedophile facial hair, a comb-over, a molson and a dream

    Reply

  7. Anonymous
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 7:33 pm | Permalink

    NERD remix of everbody nose
    sounds like
    hip hop had sex with the 1’s and 2’s

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 7:50 pm | Permalink

    is that jakob lodwick, founder of the revolutionary new music venture, normative?

    Reply

  9. Anonymous
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 7:56 pm | Permalink

    yo whats yo deal with bRo/s?

    shouldnt affection be accepted nomatterwho?

    HVE AN ONLY CHLD CMPLX?

    CUZ YUR FRCING THE STRT AFECTION TING

    who gves?

    Reply

  10. Anonymous
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 8:05 pm | Permalink

    ALT BROS IS NOT A MEME

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  11. Anonymous
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 8:21 pm | Permalink

    @ anon 2:56

    what?

    you are a retard?

    what?

    Reply

  12. Anonymous
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 9:01 pm | Permalink

    i’ll take all of ‘em. the more alt bros the higher my indie cred.

    Reply

  13. Anonymous
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 9:08 pm | Permalink

    i’ll take donald aka bro #2 obv.

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  14. Anonymous
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 9:47 pm | Permalink

    if i had an electro baby w/ any of these bros, it would not be allowed to go in da sun.

    nor would it want to, it would partie all nite and sleep during the daye.

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  15. Anonymous
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 10:00 pm | Permalink

    POST MORE ALT HOS

    Reply

  16. Anonymous
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 10:02 pm | Permalink

    Scully is a major babe. He can dance too!

    Reply

  17. Anonymous
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 10:05 pm | Permalink

    ALT BRO MIXTAPE! http://www.zshare.net/audio/11492826e941253d/

    Reply

  18. Anonymous
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 10:15 pm | Permalink

    the one throwing up his degenerate gang sign.

    Reply

  19. Anonymous
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 10:19 pm | Permalink

    Pictured (from left to right): Clay Aiken, Rivers Cuomo, George Harrison and the third McKenzie brother, enjoy a Molson at a Crystal Castles show in Saskatoon.

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  20. Anonymous
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 10:22 pm | Permalink

    I only like alts who are loners.

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  21. Anonymous
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 10:42 pm | Permalink

    where are the gheys?

    Reply

  22. somehipst3r
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 10:54 pm | Permalink

    these guys look like fags.

    the one on the left looks like p3te d0h3rty

    Reply

  23. HOLLY THE BLAH BLAH
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 10:55 pm | Permalink

    MMMMMMMMMMM I’LL TAKE THE BEER BOTTLE…IT LOOKS LIKE MORE FUN, AND ITS SURE NOT TO KNOCK ME UP…OR IS IT??????

    XX BANG BANG

    THE BLAH BLAH

    Reply

  24. somehipst3r
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 11:01 pm | Permalink

    “GAP TEETH IN YOUR MOUTH SO MY DICKS GOT TO FIT”

    Reply

  25. Anonymous
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 11:20 pm | Permalink

    BRO DOWN FOR THE THROW DOWN

    Reply

  26. Anonymous
    Posted May 14, 2008 at 12:28 am | Permalink

    i’d rock out with #2 to some no age!

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  27. Anonymous
    Posted May 14, 2008 at 12:49 am | Permalink

    #2 is sex

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  28. Anonymous
    Posted May 14, 2008 at 1:39 am | Permalink

    ill take the one poking his head above # 1 hes a dream boat

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  29. heeepster.
    Posted May 14, 2008 at 2:11 am | Permalink

    Guy in the striped shirt is soooo fine.

    Completely fuckable

    Reply

  30. Anonymous
    Posted May 14, 2008 at 2:59 am | Permalink

    easily, stripey shirt.

    Reply

  31. Anonymous
    Posted May 14, 2008 at 3:09 am | Permalink

    @1st i said alt bro #2
    i still say alt bro #2
    but now i’m rmxing it with a little alt bro 2 + alt bro with a blue pierced tongue 3sum

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  32. Anonymous
    Posted May 14, 2008 at 5:49 am | Permalink

    ill take # 4. guess i’m the only one. . . . it’s his shirt. like that look. don’t like that # 2. don’t like his shirt.

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  33. Anonymous
    Posted May 14, 2008 at 5:30 pm | Permalink

    oh nooo i’d take #4. i’d rip that flannel off in a split second.

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  34. Anonymous
    Posted May 14, 2008 at 8:07 pm | Permalink

    bro #2’s myspace:

    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=3849737

    HAHAHA

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  35. DJ JONESBIRD
    Posted May 15, 2008 at 12:53 am | Permalink

    the guy on the right looks like an eBro

    Reply

  36. Anonymous
    Posted May 15, 2008 at 9:03 pm | Permalink

    3# looks is seriously creeping me out
    err time i close my eyes i see that god awful smirk, paired with those hungry beady eyes

    who let these people in?!

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  37. jen kenny.
    Posted May 15, 2008 at 11:19 pm | Permalink

    ego feeding.

    Reply

  38. Anonymous
    Posted May 16, 2008 at 5:45 pm | Permalink

    4 looks like he’s got a mask on that he bought from k-mart.

    Reply

  39. Anonymous
    Posted May 18, 2008 at 10:05 am | Permalink

    why do parties suck so much? people should stay at home so they won’t get there photo taken and anonymous losers won’t talk shit from behind there screens.

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  40. Anonymous
    Posted May 19, 2008 at 4:55 am | Permalink

    thanks for coming out #3
    take some of your own advice and for god sake keep the pedophile grin at home

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  41. Anonymous
    Posted May 24, 2008 at 6:22 pm | Permalink

    guy in the striped shirt is a babe, flannel shirt is kinda a hottie too. guy with the mustache #3 is so ugly, look at that nose. and those eyes! thats probably the reason why he’s the only one with a drink.
    drink that ugliness away buddy.

    Reply

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