
The best way to make it clear that you are an alternative bro hanging with your pack of alt bros is to put your arms around your bros in a party pic. Public Displays of Alt Bro Affection are always a good way to mark your herd’s territory in case a competing alt-bro herd attempts to steal your individuality.
Which 1 of these alt bros would u go home with?
Refresh your memory on what it means to be an alternative bro at this post
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/04/in-search-of-alternative-bro.html
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41 Comments
Can you feel it?
The birth of a meme.
The birth of a lifestyle.
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i’d take 2nd from the left
ladies, fight amongst yourselves for my leftovers
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i will take #2. back off, bitch anon.
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#2 is sure to give good head
he’s eyeing some alt-ho right there
and lettin her know what’s good
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after the 2nd from the left, the pickings are v. slim
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c’mon babbes, #3!
he’s got pedophile facial hair, a comb-over, a molson and a dream
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NERD remix of everbody nose
sounds like
hip hop had sex with the 1’s and 2’s
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is that jakob lodwick, founder of the revolutionary new music venture, normative?
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yo whats yo deal with bRo/s?
shouldnt affection be accepted nomatterwho?
HVE AN ONLY CHLD CMPLX?
CUZ YUR FRCING THE STRT AFECTION TING
who gves?
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ALT BROS IS NOT A MEME
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@ anon 2:56
what?
you are a retard?
what?
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i’ll take all of ‘em. the more alt bros the higher my indie cred.
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i’ll take donald aka bro #2 obv.
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if i had an electro baby w/ any of these bros, it would not be allowed to go in da sun.
nor would it want to, it would partie all nite and sleep during the daye.
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POST MORE ALT HOS
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Scully is a major babe. He can dance too!
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ALT BRO MIXTAPE! http://www.zshare.net/audio/11492826e941253d/
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the one throwing up his degenerate gang sign.
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Pictured (from left to right): Clay Aiken, Rivers Cuomo, George Harrison and the third McKenzie brother, enjoy a Molson at a Crystal Castles show in Saskatoon.
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I only like alts who are loners.
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where are the gheys?
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these guys look like fags.
the one on the left looks like p3te d0h3rty
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MMMMMMMMMMM I’LL TAKE THE BEER BOTTLE…IT LOOKS LIKE MORE FUN, AND ITS SURE NOT TO KNOCK ME UP…OR IS IT??????
XX BANG BANG
THE BLAH BLAH
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“GAP TEETH IN YOUR MOUTH SO MY DICKS GOT TO FIT”
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BRO DOWN FOR THE THROW DOWN
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i’d rock out with #2 to some no age!
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#2 is sex
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ill take the one poking his head above # 1 hes a dream boat
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Guy in the striped shirt is soooo fine.
Completely fuckable
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easily, stripey shirt.
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@1st i said alt bro #2
i still say alt bro #2
but now i’m rmxing it with a little alt bro 2 + alt bro with a blue pierced tongue 3sum
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ill take # 4. guess i’m the only one. . . . it’s his shirt. like that look. don’t like that # 2. don’t like his shirt.
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oh nooo i’d take #4. i’d rip that flannel off in a split second.
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bro #2’s myspace:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=3849737
HAHAHA
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the guy on the right looks like an eBro
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3# looks is seriously creeping me out
err time i close my eyes i see that god awful smirk, paired with those hungry beady eyes
who let these people in?!
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ego feeding.
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4 looks like he’s got a mask on that he bought from k-mart.
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why do parties suck so much? people should stay at home so they won’t get there photo taken and anonymous losers won’t talk shit from behind there screens.
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thanks for coming out #3
take some of your own advice and for god sake keep the pedophile grin at home
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guy in the striped shirt is a babe, flannel shirt is kinda a hottie too. guy with the mustache #3 is so ugly, look at that nose. and those eyes! thats probably the reason why he’s the only one with a drink.
drink that ugliness away buddy.
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