I wonder if guys blow a bigger, pinker load if you wrap a rosary around your wrist and wear a ring pop while you give a tugjob.
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BETWEEN JANUARY - FEBUARAY I WAS LIVING IN A HOUSE WHERE WE’D EAT NOTHING BUT FROZEN PIZZAS FOR A MONTH. ONE OF THE ROOMIES WAS GETTING MARRIED AND (GETTING OUT CHEA!) SO WE SET UP A LITTLE BACHELOR PARTY FOR HIM INTENDING TO ALL GET SOME PUSSY. MY HOOKERS NAME WAS DELONE. AND WHEN I BUSTED MY NUT ALL THAT CAME OUT WAS A LINE OF SALT. AWKWARD CONVERSATION STOPPER 4 SURE.
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NOTICE:
SHADY ANON CHARACTER IN THE BACKGROUND.
HAS OLD LADY HANDS.
LIKES TO WATCH.
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…It’s kinda like when you’re at your new girlfriends house and you’ve been holding in your farts all day and your stomach starts hurting, then you go to her bathroom and spread your asscheeks to minimize sound and relieve your gas…it’s worse when she lives in a small studio apartment and you just ate loads of chinese food and you need to blow severe ass and shit your face off…there’s no hiding the stink. You can always kill the noise but there’s just no hiding the stink…
That’s how HRO makes me feel?
p.s. this girls face is disturbing
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its always super irritating when someone bitches about other comments but jesus christ you guys are boring as fuck.
carles, though, you are the embodiment of my deepest, darkests.
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her face… priceless
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myspacer worth blogging about:
http://myspace.com/mapsofmars
Tennessee!
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Post more beveraging shotzz… thats what is hot in 2kx 4evr!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DEAR I CE AGE
U R A BICH. & WOULD NOT LAST ONE DAY IN MY HOOD. K? MY PEOPLE WEAR BAGGY JEANS AND HOODIES. BUT WE’RE ALL SCENE. THE ANTI-HIPSTER LOOK BIG IN 2k9! YOU HEARD IT HEAR FIRST>
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ALT-BRO-BUKKAKE!
http://www.cohf.com
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nobody comments witty anymore.
like that comment where someone said uffie was like that girl in freshmen year where she rooted a lot of guys but now shes senior shes a hideous beat
now all comments are like talk about momjeans!!!1!1! or the new justice video!!111!!1!!11
anons are dead
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NORTH POLE #76 - THE NEON EDITION!
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Post more alternative super hero sidekicks
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I RLY like yr blog b/c it makes me feel POPULAR when I RECCOMEND ur blog to my friends who are not IN THE KNOW (ITK), they laugh and talk about it IRL and makes me proud to be the first. HRO, U MAKE ME MORE OF A MAN THAN DANCING IN MY UNDERWEAR TO UFFIE WHILE GETTING READY TO LEAVE FOR Blow-Up SF.
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P.S. Is This Post About Justice?
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PPS when this blog starts jumping the shark and getting 1000 comments a post its going to be RLY lame and UNCOOL like Perez Hilton.
FIRST!
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i was never a big fan of that mom jeans thing, but i’m down with the justice-video-joke. at least that’s something the anons built for themselves.
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rawyn, u r stupid… if there is the norm and then the alternative and ur neither how can u be alt?
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hipster runoff run by anons big in 2k9?
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Stop doing this big in 2kX thing, it’s funny when blogged, not funny when commented, copycats suck.
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gross!
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is this the grl from heartsrecolvtion?
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HRO readers need a safe place to talk about their conflicted relationship with HRO. online support group? myspace fan page? HRO community blog? therapy?
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blog about faggots that always use caps
i hate them
and so should you!
but with a rosary around her wrist or not, she can still give me a tubjob
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i also hate rawyn
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dj momjeans comments are hilarious.
poo on you haters.
that girls face makes me want to barf and punch her and then barf on her face.
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You let one anon get away with a ‘LoLZ OMGG’ comment and the flood gates open.
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i still dont understand the all-caps anons.
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nice double chin
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HOW DO U NOT USE CAPS?
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this bitch needs a neck implant
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I LOVE THAT GIRL
she’s really hot in real life. BTW
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http://www.nicholasaveyphoto.com/nopantsdance/content/nopantsdance064_large.html
no pants party in sacramento
sexy huh?
theres some good party pix to lol about on his blog
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this girl fucking sucks in real life and in pictures
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i’m clicking on the pic, but the video isn’t starting. i wanna see this justice video!!!111lololbbq
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lolz omg
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