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Pharrell Can’t Skate, Nor Can He Design Post-Conceptual Furniture

Remember the PHARRELL CAN’T SKATE phase where black people (and miscellaneous groups of street-people) revolted against Pharrell because he did stuff that was too white?

I’m glad he designed a chair that has legs that are shaped like real legs.

“I had often wondered what it’s like to truly be in love, not lust for once. So I decided not to ask what it was like in someone else’s shoes or what it was like to sit in their seat. I decided to sketch out my own experiment; the perspective chair.” – Pharrell Williams, co-designer of Perspective


s00 deep. I wonder when the toilet version of it is coming out, or if you are encouraged to just relieve yourself on the chair.

I read in a blog that Justice is making a crucifix with the ______s made out of _______.

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19 Comments

  1. Jesse
    Posted May 29, 2008 at 12:00 am | Permalink

    second post what what

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted May 29, 2008 at 12:04 am | Permalink

    Those shirts were made by skaters who thought he was exploiting the sport for profit. Get your facts right for once.

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  3. SK8R BOI
    Posted May 29, 2008 at 12:05 am | Permalink

    sk8rs = ‘miscellaneous groups of street people’

    your fucking stupid

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted May 29, 2008 at 12:09 am | Permalink

    ^wat

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  5. Anonymous
    Posted May 29, 2008 at 12:22 am | Permalink

    I read in a blog that the Cobrasnake is designing a t-shirt made entirely out of Uffie’s mustache

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  6. Anonymous
    Posted May 29, 2008 at 12:30 am | Permalink

    that chair reminds me of those keyboards w/ lightz that the chromium boyz use.

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  7. Anonymous
    Posted May 29, 2008 at 12:32 am | Permalink

    CHARLIE DONT SURF, MAN!

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted May 29, 2008 at 12:39 am | Permalink

    HRO DONT U KNOW
    DAT CHAIR IS A META4
    METAASSFGGT

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted May 29, 2008 at 12:47 am | Permalink

    TRNSLATION:

    THE CHAIR IS A IMAGERY THAT SUGGESTS BUT DOES NOT EXPLICITLY SHOW BUTSECKS

    I.E. FERAL WILLIAMS WISHES TO BE IN POSITION OF ASSFGGT MAKING THE CHAIR METAASSFGGT

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  10. petriercci
    Posted May 29, 2008 at 12:56 am | Permalink

    that chair is UGLY.
    the seat looks cheap.
    stick to designing shoes and clothes and producing songs, pharell.

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  11. Anonymous
    Posted May 29, 2008 at 1:07 am | Permalink

    ghey azz chair

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  12. Anonymous
    Posted May 29, 2008 at 5:07 am | Permalink

    its like this http://www.tate.org.uk/modern/exhibitions/gilbertandgeorge/images/rooms/1994-SHITTY-FROM-SNHW.jpg

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  13. Anonymous
    Posted May 29, 2008 at 5:09 am | Permalink

    http://www.tate.org.uk/modern/exhibitions/gilbertandgeorge/images/rooms/1994-SHITTY-FROM-SNHW.jpg

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  14. Anonymous
    Posted May 29, 2008 at 10:03 am | Permalink

    holy hell i just farted and I tottaly tasted it

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  15. Anonymous
    Posted May 29, 2008 at 2:44 pm | Permalink

    i like his music but now have zero respect for the guy. he talks a whole load of shit.

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  16. l3m4nt
    Posted May 29, 2008 at 3:23 pm | Permalink

    i hope the chair walks away

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  17. Anonymous
    Posted May 29, 2008 at 9:58 pm | Permalink

    pherell is stupider than the word stupider

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  18. Anonymous
    Posted May 30, 2008 at 12:34 pm | Permalink

    who is the asian one? the not-pharell guy? why do we only just remember pharrell’s name?

    COME ON- ASIAN GUY?!?!

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  19. Posted October 22, 2009 at 2:11 pm | Permalink

    Chris- I heard about that, in a mag. ,

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