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Scarlett Johansson Probably Designed Her Own Album Art Since She Can Do Anything


Did Scarlett Johansson hire a graphic designer who made crappy album art in the early 1990s to design her album cover?

With album art like that, you’d have to speculate that she’s being invited to Lillith Fair 2008.


I wonder when some promoter will create a festival that is a celebration of mixed gender bands.

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14 Comments

  1. Max
    Posted May 20, 2008 at 8:17 pm | Permalink

    Klinefelter’s + Festival

    =

    Klinefeltapalooza.

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted May 20, 2008 at 8:22 pm | Permalink

    have you heard her music yet? her voice is god awful

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted May 20, 2008 at 9:08 pm | Permalink

    hahaha :D

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted May 20, 2008 at 9:45 pm | Permalink

    i wonder if the teenagers ever met her at coachella

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  5. Rawyn
    Posted May 20, 2008 at 10:07 pm | Permalink

    THE ONLY TIME I’D WANT TO HEAR THIS BICH IS SING IS ON MY COK

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  6. Anonymous
    Posted May 20, 2008 at 10:14 pm | Permalink

    Carles would you support a Teenagers/Scarlet Johannson album. I’d tug myself listening to it.

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  7. Jesse
    Posted May 20, 2008 at 10:43 pm | Permalink

    show me ur tits!!!!

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted May 20, 2008 at 11:08 pm | Permalink

    haha look at the leafs! where’d you get those, Party City?

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  9. The Nerdy Frames Dream Team
    Posted May 20, 2008 at 11:39 pm | Permalink

    Dear Scarjo…..stop singing!

    What idiot gave her that idea that she could sing?

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  10. Anonymous
    Posted May 20, 2008 at 11:39 pm | Permalink

    i think the album art suits the music quite well. i had to listen to it all weekend and now i find myself hating scarlett johansson. i can never watch lost in translation again.

    it actually kind of reminded me of the velvet underground & nico only without the velvet underground.

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  11. Anonymous
    Posted May 21, 2008 at 12:25 am | Permalink

    obv it’s meant to be a tree’s vagina

    (see also: the album cover for the new islands’ record)

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  12. beardo
    Posted May 21, 2008 at 2:06 am | Permalink

    A friend told me that typography’s the same used in Jagged Little Pill.

    Insane.

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  13. Anonymous
    Posted May 21, 2008 at 4:41 am | Permalink

    listen to green grass by her.. its by far the worst song shes made.. shes trying to sound like one of those fat black chicks with low to high voices. oh my god its terrible. i hope tom waits gives it a listen and stops record production so his music isn’t given a bad name.

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  14. Anonymous
    Posted May 23, 2008 at 12:50 am | Permalink

    hahaha Scarjo’s cover seems to be ripping off bad early 80s New Age:

    http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/3/35/200px-Fresh_Aire_III_Cover.jpg

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