Steve Aoki is a giver of life (when it comes 2 partying), willing to give any underaged alternative partier a suckle from his Grey Goose/Absolut/Finlandia filled teet.
The Party starts and stops in accordance with Aoki’s will to party. His custom-distilled vodka is similar to the blood of the Lord Jesus Christ’s step-cousin who was known around Bethlehem as an ‘alternative bro who was always willing to have a good time.’
We all want to be the bro being fed by Aoki, not the bro next to the bro being fed, frantically begging for the opportunity to ‘find out what alcohol tastes like 4 the 1st time.’
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VODKA IN MY EYEZZ!!!
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20 bucks says there’s at least 2-3 parts urine in that bottle.
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i dont like the word ‘bro’
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Vince is a bro.
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I fucken lol’d a bit. Good one carles
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i lol’d so hard i sharted a bit too, and peed cuz i always pee when i shart that hard
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steve aoki is down with alt bro rape
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steve gay-oki
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i shit on aoki.
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aoki can give me lyfe anytime. does he only feed bros tho?
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hehe carles, u still makes me laugh,
very funny post but i wonder how long can u keep entertaning us posting 2 or 3 times per day???
is it like ” live fast, die young and deja un cadaver apuesto?
preparate para el nuevo lovely chords tune porque sera the next step en el corte de samples ;)
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steve aoki rocks!
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i don’t think mr. “gay-oki” was sober enough to comprehend the irony in his offering from the fountain of pleasure. but then again,
“it’s fun to do bad things” http://youtube.com/watch?v=iprUJeDEXUo
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BUKAKE!
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I think those bros in the front would still have their mouths open like that if Aoki pulled his cock out…
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Can you take down the Radiohead NUDE song?
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oh shiznat, that used my real name…
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OH SHIT I USED MY REAL NAME AGAIN
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i am having hard time by the fact that you ignore alt middle easterns (alt.mddlstrn ????)
i [highly rec] that you acknowledge us or we will feel like you’re discriminating against us.
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can you make your blog more like Perez Hilton?
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I ONCE WAS AT A PARTY AND WAS ON STAGE AND AOKI WAS TOO
THER WAS A TUB OF ICE WATER WITH BEERS/VODKA IN IT, WHEN I WENT OVER TO GRAB A DRINK, ALL THE BEERS WERE GONE, AND THERE WAS AN EMPTY VODKA BOTTLE FLOATING ON THE TOP, I GRABBED IT TO CHECK IF ANYTHING WAS LEFT, AND IT WAZ COMPLETELY EMPTY.
I THEN WALK AWAY AND NOTICE STEVE AOKI WALK OVER TO THE SAME TUB, AND PICK UP THE SAME EMPTY VODKA BOTTLE THEN START TO POUR WATER IN THE BOTTLE, HE THEN GOES TO CENTER STAGE AND STARTS CHUGGING IT AND SPITTING IT OUT ON THE CROWD, SO I WAS LIEK HAY WTF THATS WATER. SO I WALK OVER TO HIM WHILE EVERY FKN PHOTOBLOG WAS SNAPPING AWAY AT THIS AMAZING PHOTO-OP AND I SAY “HEY, CAN I GET SOME OF THAT” HE HESITATES, AND POURS SOME IN MY GLASS I THEN TAKE A SIP AND SPIT IT OUT AND SAY “WTF ASSHAT, THIS IS WATER..” AND PEOPLE SEEMED SHOCKED BUT NOONE WAS LIEK “OMG YUO FUKN QUEER WHAT A WIENER YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT” THEY JUST KEPT DOING WHATEVER THE FUK THEY WERE DOING
WHAT DO I WITH THIS?
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you’re doing it wrong.
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QUSTN: Carles… Is there an ALT way to TLK DRTY?
Do u make cmmnts about wanting to FUK her like an ABERCROMBIEZ employee/part time regional model?
ADVICE on ALT DRTY TLK plz.
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@”===” BEST STORY EVER
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shut the fuck up ===
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BLOG ABOUT JUSTICE’S STRESS VIDEO
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VIDEO STRESS JUSTICE’S ABOUT BLOG
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==== made me pee a little
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plz make ==== a guest blogger
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IF YOU GUYZ WANT TO SEE THE PICTURES OF HIM ACTUALLY IN THE ACT, IT WAS AT THE EDBANGER PARTY AT EXPLEX IN LOSANGELES BACK IN 2007, THE JUSTICE BOYS/BUSYP AND OTHERS WERE THERE, LOOK ON COBRASNAKES IM TOO LAZY TO LURK RIGHT NOW
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I once saw Steve blow that guy from the 70’s show. I think his name is DAnny Masterbater or somethign Mom Jeans. What a buttplug
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YOURE ALL HATERS!
AHAHAHAHAHA
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yo u proved me wrong. i thought u were getting a bit desperate with that ck newscaster post. still though, i think fash is right. aren’t you getting a bit past ur quota? 3, 4 often 5 megaposts/day? srsly…
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